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YOU have a dirty mind. “Satan’s Boletes” doesn’t mean *THAT*. Although it does translate to “Great Satan’s Fun Guys,” so maybe it’s still worth a giggle, as Mrs S says.

Welcome to episode 104. Please put your tray tables and seat backs in the upright, we’re-all-going-to-die position, because, well, it’s Oz 9, and as usual, everything is trying to kill you.

Let’s just say our sound designer, dialogue editor, and voice actors pulled out ALL the stops on this one, so maybe dust off the old earbuds for a really good listen. I’d say it’s “immersive,” but y’all, you do NOT want to get immersed in this mess, so immerse-adjacent is probably best. Like wading.

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Anyway. You’ve been listening to:

• Eric Perry as Joe and Dr. von Haber Zetzer
• Pete Barry as stupid, horrible Bob
• Kevin Hall as Greg
• David S. Dear as Doctor Theo Bromae
• Sarah Rhea Warner as Pipistrelle
• Lee Shackleford as Pluto
• Shannon Perry as Madeline and Olivia
• Chrisi Talyn Saje as Julie
• Tim Sherburn as Colin
• Bonnie Brantley as Donna and Jessie
• Sarah Golding as Mrs Sheffield
• Kyle Jones is your Narrator 2
• And Chris Nadolny Gourley is your Narrator

John Faley is our music director, and our artwork is by Lucas Elliott. Sarah Golding is our dialogue editor, and Mark Restuccia is our sound designer. Thanks also to Kyle Jones for the episode artwork refresh! Oz 9 is written by Shannon Perry.

Oz 9 is a proud member of the Fable & Folly network. Please check out our awesome sibling shows at fableandfolly.com and support our sponsors.

Today we’re recommending the podcast Sorry About the Murder! In a nice little Canadian town, a Zamboni driver must solve a murder to clear his Québecois name … then ready the ice for tonight’s hockey game. By the folks who brought you Human-B-Gon! Check it out on Spotify or wherever you listen to podcasts.

Oz 9 recently turned six, and while most of the crew asked for a quick and painless death for their birthday wish, we’re still here. (If you want to give us a prezzie, we do have a Patreon, just sayin’…..)

Anyway, there are fun things that happen in this episode, which is odd, so you probably don’t want to miss it. Bring confetti. But don’t throw it because it REALLY makes Joe nuts.

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You’ve been listening to.

• Shannon Perry as Olivia and Madeline
• Chrisi Talyn Saje as Vera and Julie
• Sarah Rhea Werner as Pipistrelle
• Eric Perry as Joe and Dr. von Haber Zetzer
• Bonnie Brantley as Donna and Jessie
• Lee Shackleford as Pluto
• Kevin Hall as Greg
• Tim Sherburn as Colin
• Sarah Golding as Mrs Sheffield
• Pete Barry as Bob
• Kyle Jones is your Narrator Two
• Chris Nadolny Gourley is your Narrator and deserves her per diem

John Faley is our music director, and our artwork is by Lucas Elliott. Sarah Golding is our dialogue editor, and Mark Restuccia is our sound designer. Oz 9 is written by Shannon Perry.

Oz 9 is a proud member of the Fable & Folly network. Please check out our awesome sibling shows at fableandfolly.com and support our sponsors.

Some old nemesisisisisisises have reappeared, and that’s … unfortunate. But at least Bob has some colourful brochures to distract our team from their impending doom. So…. how many oceans is “too many,” do you reckon?

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You’ve been listening to…

• Kevin Hall as Greg and Felonius
• Sarah Rhea Warner as Pipistrelle
• Bonnie Brantley as Jessie and Donna
• Eric Perry as Dr. von Haber Zetzer, Mr. Southers, and Joe
• Pete Barry as Bob
• Lee Shackleford as Pluto
• Sarah Golding as Mrs Sheffield
• Chrisi Talyn Saje as Julie
• Shannon Perry as Madeline and Olivia
• David S. Dear as Dr. Theo Bromae and Tiberius
• Kyle Jones is your Narrator 2.
• And Chris Nadolny Gourley is your Narrator

John Faley is our music director, and our artwork is by Lucas Elliott. Sarah Golding is our dialogue editor, and Mark Restuccia is our sound designer. Oz 9 is written by Shannon Perry.

Oz 9 is a proud member of the Fable and Folly Network. Please check out our sibling shows at fableandfolly.com and support our sponsors.

WHAT ARE YOU DOING? Do you have ANY IDEA the literally dozens of hours you’ve wasted with this bunch of smooth-shelled walnuts? (and yes, that’s a reference to their brains, I just couldn’t quite make it work the way I wanted). I mean, it’s probably not enough time to cure cancer or invent a really good cable organizing system, but you could have latch hooked a really nice rug by now, or made a portrait of Elvis with little rolled up gum wrappers, AT LEAST.

You know what? Forget it. Do want you want. I’m done. Seriously.

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You’ve been listening to:

• Sarah Rhea Werner as Pipistrelle
• Sarah Golding as Mrs Sheffield
• Shannon Perry as Madeline and Olivia
• David S Dear as Dr Theo Bromae and Tiberius
• Eric Perry as Joe, Dr. von Haber Zetzer, and Mr. Southers
• Bonnie Brantley as Jessie and Donna
• Chrisi Talyn Saje as Julie
• Tim Sherburn as Colin
• Lee Shackleford as Pluto
• Kevin Hall as Greg and Felonius
• Dr. Vikram Baliga, who would have been so much more helpful in Season 4, as himself
• Mark “Stooch” Restuccia as himself
• Introducing Pete Barry as Bob Ersat of the West Jersey Ersatz
• Kyle Jones is your Narrator 2
• and Chris Nadolny Gourley is your Narrator.

John Faley is our music director, and our awesome artwork is by Lucas Elliott. Oz 9 is written by Shannon Perry. Sarah Golding is our dialogue editor, and Mark Restuccia is our sound designer.

Oz 9 is a proud member of the Fable and Folly Network. Please check out our sibling shows at fableandfolly.com and support our sponsors. 

Well, ain’t this a kick in the underpants? No one would have believed, on that random Tuesday in 2142, that the Oz 9 would still be kicking (mumble) months later. And yet, as we stare down the barrel of our 100th full episode, well, here we still are, just to the left of Uranus, clueless and shivering in the dark.

But isn’t that just the human condition, basically? I mean… if we’re going to philosophize….

Oh, let’s not. Pour yourself something naughty and well-deserved, prepare tissue for the inevitable nosebleed, and roll the episode. Happy 100, Space Monkeys — so glad to have you still on board. And to have a board for you to be on. You know what I mean.

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You’ve been listening to:

• Bonnie Brantley as Jessie and Donna
• Shannon Perry as Captain Madeline
• Sarah Golding as Mrs Sheffield
• Tim Sherburn as Colin and Emily
• Eric Perry as Joe, Howard, and Dr. von Haber Zetzer
• Sarah Rhea Werner as Pipistrelle
• Chrisi Talyn Saje as Julie
• Kevin Hall as Greg
• Lee Shackleford as Pluto
• and with our very special guests:
• Dr. Vikram Baliga of the genuinely brilliant podcast Planthropology, as himself!
• And the fabulous podcast Mission: Rejected lent us John Dowgin, Faith Dowgin, Emmet Dowgin and Caden Dowgin, who played all our ghosts.
• Kyle Jones is your Narrator Two,
• And Chris Nadolny Gourley is your Narrator

John Faley is our music director, and our awesome artwork is by Lucas Elliott. Sarah Golding is our dialogue editor, and Mark Restuccia is our sound designer. Oz 9 is written by Shannon Perry. Thanks to Kyle Jones for so much great artwork that we keep forgetting to thank him for, but whatever, tour guide.

Oz 9 is a proud member of the Fable and Folly Network! Please check out our sibling shows at fableandfolly.com and support our sponsors.

It’s time to check under the bed, make sure the closet doors are firmly shut, tuck any clown dolls in your siblings’ rooms or the freezer, and crank up the nightlight — things are getting spooky on the Oz 9.

“Something is coming,” and it’s probably not bearing ice cream or prezzies. The crew of the 9 are in trouble, and though this is no big surprise, it is nearly the end of the season, so you never know….

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You’ve been listening to:

• Bonnie Brantley as Jessie and Lady Nibble Biscuit
• Eric Perry as Joe, Dr von Haber Zetzer, and Howard
• Shannon Perry as Madeline and Olivia
• Chrisi Talyn Saje as Julie
• David S Dear as Doctor Theo Bromae
• Sarah Rhea Werner as Pipistrelle
• Tim Sherburn as Colin
• Sarah Golding as Mrs Sheffield
• Kevin Hall as Greg.
• Kyle Jones is your Narrator Two,
• And Chris Nadolny Gourley is your Narrator.

Our music is composed and performed by John Faley; Lucas Elliott creates our artwork. Sarah Golding is our dialogue editor. Mark Restuccia is our sound designer. Oz 9 is written by Shannon Perry.

Oz 9 is a proud member of the Fable and Folly Network. Be sure to check out all the great shows at fableandfolly.com.

This episode is dedicated to the memory of one of our favorite forever space monkeys, Kate Wallenga. We love and miss you, Kate. You will always matter.