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episode 120: That volcano outside HveragerðiThe Oz 9 ship against a starry sky. Some characters are visible through the windshield.

episode 120: That volcano outside Hveragerði

Published February 15, 2026

We assume our title will send tens of you dashing to Google Translate or similar to check Joe’s [Jesus!] pronunciation, so spoiler alert, he’s spot on. Or not. Apologies to Icelanders.

So…. 120’s out. That’s a thing we finally did. With it, season six concludes and begins its long trudge toward inevitable oblivion. But with goats, so it’s not so bad.

Stay tuned for a special announcement at the end, and no, I’m not going to tell you here or even give you a hint. LISTEN TO THE SHOW. That’s why we made it. Sheesh!

I will give you one spoiler, though: the volcano is a red herring. For now.

 

TRANSCRIPT (this one looks funny, so shout at me on Bluesky or Discord if it’s not working, k?)

You’ve been listening to:

Eric Perry as Joe, Howard, Dr. von Haber Zetzer, and Mr Southers.
Bonnie Brantley as Donna and Jessie
Sarah Golding as Mrs Sheffield
Chrisi Talyn Saje as Julie
All the Space Monkeys in our Discord for providing the yodeling goats
David S Dear as Dr Theo Bromae and Tiberius
Kevin Hall as Greg and Felonius
Pete Barry as Bob and Me
Sarah Rhea Warner as Pipistrelle
Shannon Perry as Olivia and Madeline
Tim Sherburn as Colin and Emily
June Clark Eubanks as herself
Aaron Clark as himself
Lee Shackleford as himself
Richard Cowen as himself
Kyle Jones is your Narrator Two
And Chris Nadolny Gourley is your Narrator

John Faley is our music director, and our artwork is by Lucas Elliott. Sarah Golding is our dialogue editor, and Mark Restuccia is our sound designer. Oz 9 is written by Shannon Perry.

Oz 9 is a proud member of the Fable and Folly Network. Please check out our sibling shows at fableandfolly.com and support our sponsors.

Until… I dunno, late springish? Early summerish? Keep your eyes on the stars, and it’s pronounced phal-OM-eter.

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episode 119: Chain-smoking nut-bag bum-pouchThe Oz 9 ship against a starry sky. Some characters are visible through the windshield.

episode 119: Chain-smoking nut-bag bum-pouch

Published October 28, 2025

NOTE: follow us on Bluesky (@oz9podcast.bsky.social) or join our Discord channel (https://discord.gg/4zXBRxH) for updates on our End of Season Six Live Listen!

Right, don’t tell your parents we suggested this, but we kinda think the title of this episode would make a hell of a Halloween costume….

Ahem.

The away ship is basically nestled in the Oz 9’s armpit, the ship’s assassin is expiring faster than yesterday’s dairy-based leftovers on the back seat of a hot car, the crew have to figure out how to hijack their own ship without weapons, strategy, or sufficient intellect to stay out of a silk tunnel when wearing pointy shoes, and it’s TUESDAY.

Also, that’s the last time I let Cpt. Jessie write the show notes.

Just listen. You’ll figure it out.

TRANSCRIPT

You’ve been listening to:

Bonnie Brantley as Jessie, Donna, and Lady Nibble-Biscuit
Shannon Perry as Madeline and Olivia.
Tim Sherburn as Colin and Emily
Pete Barry as Bob and the Bartender
David S Dear as Dr Theo Bromae and Tiberius
Eric Perry as Joe, Dr. von Haber Zetzer, Mr Southers, and Howard
Kevin Hall as Greg and Felonius
Chrisi Talyn Saje as Julie
Michaela Gourley as the little girl
Sarah Golding as Mrs Sheffield and
Mark Restuccia as C4 from Best in Galaxy
Kyle Jones is your Narrator Two
And Chris Nadolny Gourley is your Narrator

John Faley is our music director, and our artwork is by Lucas Elliott. Sarah Golding is our dialogue editor, and Mark Restuccia is our sound designer. Oz 9 is written by Shannon Perry.

Oz 9 is a proud member of the Fable and Folly Network. Please check out our sibling shows at fableandfolly.com and support our sponsors.

Until next time, Space Monkeys, maybe stock up on some extra gravity. You know, just in case….

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episode 118: Easy, M Night ShamalamadingdongThe Oz 9 ship against a starry sky. Some characters are visible through the windshield.

episode 118: Easy, M Night Shamalamadingdong

Published October 9, 2025

Hello? <tap tap> Anybody out there?

Oh, yeah, hey. It’s been a minute. Soooooooo… where were we?

<deep breath> Right. When last we left our crew, they had managed to make it on the Maggies II and III and blast off from Planet Bob. Just barely before Planet Bob sort of … blasted. Now that word feels funny. Blasted.

Question is, did the ships and their contents survive the explosion? Well, considering this episode is, what, 26 minutes long, I’m gonna go with “probably,” or this is gonna be a hella awkward silence.

If Nattertop and Phil, the spiders aboard Maggie II and III respectively, survived, they certainly have their work cut out for them. Assuming, of course, the spiders plan to heal the crew …

 

TRANSCRIPT 

You’ve been listening to:

Pete Barry as Bob
Tim Sherburn as Colin
Bonnie Brantley as Donna and Jessie
David S Dear as Tiberius and Dr. Theo Bromae
Eric Perry as Dr von Haber Zetzer, Howard, and Joe
Kevin Hall as Greg
Chrisi Talyn Saje as Julie
Shannon Perry as Madeline and Olivia.
Sarah Golding as Mrs Sheffield
Sarah Rhea Warner as Pipistrelle
Kyle Jones is Narrator Two, and
Chris Nadolny Gourley is your Narrator.

John Faley is our music director, and our artwork is by Lucas Elliott. Sarah Golding is our dialogue editor, and Mark Restuccia is our sound designer. Oz 9 is written by Shannon Perry.

Oz 9 is a proud member of the Fable and Folly Network. Please check out our sibling shows at fableandfolly.com and support our sponsors. 

Until next time, Space Monkeys, don’t forget to stop and smell a flower or two. But keep your fists up — you never know when those little bastards might go for your throat.

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episode 117: New respect for gerbilsThe Oz 9 ship against a starry sky. Some characters are visible through the windshield.

episode 117: New respect for gerbils

Published August 26, 2025

Yes, you read that title correctly. We have a profound respect for gerbils up here and won’t hear a word against them. If you take issue with that, or indeed with Rodentia in general, well, we would remind you that the characteristic that defines Rodentia is a “single pair of continuously growing incisors in each of the upper and lower jaws,”* so let THAT keep you awake at night.

TRANSCRIPT 

You’ve been listening to: 

Pete Barry as Bob
Tim Sherburn as Colin and Emily
Bonnie Brantley as Donna and Jessie
David S Dear as Dr Theo Bromae and Tiberius
Eric Perry as Dr von Haber Zetzer, Mr Southers, Joe, and Howard
Kevin Hall as Felonius and Greg
Shannon Perry as Madeline and Olivia.
Sarah Golding is Mrs Sheffield
Kyle Jones as Narrator 2, and
Chris Nadolny Gourley is your Narrator

John Faley is our music director, and our artwork is by Lucas Elliott. 

Sarah Golding is our dialogue editor, and Mark Restuccia is our sound designer. Oz 9 is written by Shannon Perry.

Oz 9 is a proud member of the Fable and Folly Network. Please check out our sibling shows at fableandfolly.com and support our sponsors.

*OK, fine, it’s from Wikipedia, we were in a hurry.

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episode 116: No narration after meanwhileThe Oz 9 ship against a starry sky. Some characters are visible through the windshield.

episode 116: No narration after meanwhile

Published August 10, 2025

Look, when your life is in the hands of someone who only recently gave up huffing glue, you keep your will updated and hope for the best.

Such is the situation our four guests find themselves in, but hey, they agreed to be part of this season of I’m a Celebrity, Get Me Off This Toxic Planet, so on their own heads be it, really.

Dr Theo (swoon) has sabotaged their escape “plan” for purposes that are hazy at best and really f*&king stupid at worst, and now the crew are stuck on a planet that’s trying its celestial best to kill them.

Will they survive? More importantly, will IaCGMOTTP be renewed for another season? Until next time, Space Monkeys, go get some sun. Really, you’re looking a little peaky.

Thanks as ever to the wonderful Mission: Rejected podcast for lending us their voices and talent and not immediately sending us a Cease & Desist order after reflecting upon their choices. (They recently did a live show — you can see the hilarious video here.)

 

TRANSCRIPT

You’ve been listening to:

Emmet Dowgin as the Director’s Assistant
Pete Barry as Bob
Tim Sherburn as Colin and Emily
Caden Dowgin as the Director.
Bonnie Brantley as Donna and Jessie
David S Dear as Dr Theo Bromae and Tiberius
Kevin Hall as Felonius and Greg
John Dowgin as Gritz
Eric Perry as Howard, Mr Southers, and Joe
Chrisi Talyn Saje as Julie
Shannon Perry as Madeline and Olivia
Faith Dowgin as Mivv
Sarah Golding as Mrs Sheffield
Sarah Rhea Warner as Pipistrelle
J Michael DeAngelis as Telf
Bob Killian as Zblatt
Kyle Jones is your Narrator Two
And Chris Nadolny Gourley is your Narrator.

John Faley is our music director, and our artwork is by Lucas Elliott. 

Sarah Golding is our dialogue editor, and Mark Restuccia is our sound designer. Oz 9 is written by Shannon Perry.

Oz 9 is a proud member of the Fable and Folly Network. Please check out our sibling shows at FableAndFolly.com and support our sponsors.

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episode 115: Are you … twerking?The Oz 9 ship against a starry sky. Some characters are visible through the windshield.

episode 115: Are you … twerking?

Published July 27, 2025

Stuck on Planet Bob where pretty much everything is awful all the time, the crew is freezing and desperate for a safe place to … well, to screw up, if their past is any indication. Huddled for warmth, buffeted by high winds, they suddenly hear the faint sounds of laughter and applause. Because of course they do.

TRANSCRIPT 

You’ve been listening to:

Tim Sherburn as Colin and Emily
Introducing Caden Dowgin as the Director
Introducing Emmet Dowgin as the Assistant Director
Bonnie Brantley as Jessie and Donna
David S Dear as Dr Theo Bromae
Kevin Hall as Greg
Introducing John Dowgin as Gritz
Eric Perry as Joe, Dr von Haber Zetzer, and Howard
Introducing Faith Dowgin as Mivv
Shannon Perry as Madeline and Olivia
Introducing J Michael DeAngelis as Telf
Sarah Golding as Mrs Sheffield
Sarah Rhea Warner as Pipistrelle
Introducing Bob Killian as Zblatt
Kyle Jones as Narrator Two
Chris Nadolny Gourley as your Narrator

Sarah Golding is our dialogue editor, and Mark Restuccia is our sound designer. Oz 9 is written by Shannon Perry.

Oz 9 is a proud member of the Fable and Folly Network. Please check out our sibling shows at fableandfolly.com and support our sponsors.

Our thanks and a hearty recommendation to listen to https://www.missionrejected.com/⁠https://www.missionrejected.com/⁠, an extremely funny podcast about the team who gets the mission when the first guy rejects it.

Until next time, Space Monkeys, yes, you probably ought to get that thing looked at.

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episode 114: Cigars, piles of meat, and someone else’s liquorThe Oz 9 ship against a starry sky. Some characters are visible through the windshield.

episode 114: Cigars, piles of meat, and someone else’s liquor

Published June 26, 2025

The crew are tramping aimlessly across the blistering and occasionally freezing surface of Planet KTAALNS (Kill Them All And Leave No Survivors, otherwise known as “Bob”) and things are pretty grim. Like, not even Brothers Grimm, more Quintuplets Grimm, plus a few singles and a couple sets of Twins Grimm. Just very very grim.

I mean, they might survive, but even if they do, they’re going to smell really bad, and does anyone need that right now?

NOTE: Stay till the end to hear the trailer for a show you’ll want to listen to next: 10 Apocalypses!

TRANSCRIPT

You’ve been listening to:

Bonnie Brantley as Donna and Jessie
Tim Sherburn as Colin and Emily
Mark Restuccia as C4 from the Best in Galaxy podcast
David S Dear as Dr Theo Bromae and Tiberius
Kevin Hall as Greg and Felonius
Eric Perry as Joe, Dr. von Haber Zetzer, Mr. Southers, and Howard
Sarah Golding as Mrs Sheffield
Chrisi Talyn Saje as Julie
Shannon Perry is Captain Madeline and Olivia
Sarah Rhea Warner as Pipistrelle
Kyle Jones is your Narrator 2, and
Chris Nadolny Gourley is your Narrator

John Faley is our music director, and our artwork is by Lucas Elliott. 

Sarah Golding is our dialogue editor, and Mark Restuccia is our sound designer. Oz 9 is written by Shannon Perry. Big thanks to Mark Restuccia for C4ing C4’s lines.

Oz 9 is a proud member of the Fable and Folly Network. Please check out our sibling shows at fableandfolly.com and support our sponsors.

Find out more about 10 Apocalypses and Citeog Podcasts here: https://www.citeogpodcasts.com/

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episode 113: Into the clown car, y’allThe Oz 9 ship against a starry sky. Some characters are visible through the windshield.

episode 113: Into the clown car, y’all

Published June 1, 2025

Have you ever been invited to a party you really REALLY didn’t want to go to? Like, you won’t know very many people, you’re not sure how to dress for it, and the atmosphere is toxic? But you’re being frog-marched by an army of ants onto an away ship, so you don’t really have a choice, and you’re sure the chances of getting anything decent to eat are hovering at slightly below zero?

Yeah, well, welcome to our world. Planet KTAALNS (Kill Them All And Leave No Survivors, or, affectionately, “Bob”) awaits our bedraggled little crew, and it looks like this particularly party is going to be their last.

TRANSCRIPT

You’ve been listening to:

Tim Sherburn as Colin
Bonnie Brantley as Jessie and Donna
Eric Perry as Joe, Dr von Haber Zetzer and Mr Southers
Kevin Hall as Greg and Felonius
Pete Barry as Bob
David S Dear as Dr Theo Bromae and Tiberius
Chrisi Talyn Saje as Julie
Sarah Golding as Mrs Sheffield
Sarah Rhea Werner as Pipistrelle
Shannon Perry as Madeline and Olivia
Kyle Jones is your Narrator Two
And Chris Nadolny Gourley is your Narrator

John Faley is our music director, and our artwork is by Lucas Elliott.  Sarah Golding is our dialogue editor, and Mark Restuccia is our sound designer. Oz 9 is written by Shannon Perry.

Oz 9 is a proud member of the Fable and Folly Network. Please check out our sibling shows at FableandFolly.com and support our sponsors. 

Until next time, Space Monkeys, remember this very VERY important lesson:

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episode 112: Don’t piss off your narratorsThe Oz 9 ship against a starry sky. Some characters are visible through the windshield.

episode 112: Don’t piss off your narrators

Published April 27, 2025

I’M SORRY, WHAT? HANG ON, LET ME GET TO A QUIETER PLACE, JUST A SECOND….

Phew. That’s better. Things have gone bananarama aboard the Oz 9, and the crew has spent the last few hours trying not to get dysentery or squashed crossing a digital freeway. A few folks are hanging out in Meanwhile, which is basically a Narrators’ Neverland with a few extra lost boys, and someone keeps trying to stick a fish in my ear.

You’re welcome to join the fracas, if you really want to, but wear a helmet and avoid Wiggy. He’s an asshole.

TRANSCRIPT

You’ve been listening to:

Pete Barry as Bob
Tim Sherburn as Colin
Bonnie Brantley as Donna and Jessie
Kevin Hall as Greg
Eric Perry as Joe
Chrisi Talyn Saje as Julie
Shannon Perry as Madeline and Olivia
Sarah Golding as Mrs Sheffield
Sarah Rhea Warner as Pipistrelle
Kyle Jones is your Narrator Two, and
Chris Nadolny Gourley is your Narrator

John Faley is our music director, and our artwork is by Lucas Elliott. Sarah Golding is our dialogue editor, and Mark Restuccia is our sound designer. Oz 9 is written by Shannon Perry.

Oz 9 is a proud member of the Fable and Folly Network. Please check out our sibling shows at fable and folly dot com and support our sponsors. 

Until next time, Space Monkeys, try to have a happy childhood, because you never know when you might have to relive it.

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episode 111: There’s a bulldozer outsideThe Oz 9 ship against a starry sky. Some characters are visible through the windshield.

episode 111: There’s a bulldozer outside

Published April 6, 2025

To everyone who responded to our blurb writer last time, they’ve been sacked. I mean … does this look like message-in-a-bottle time? Using our show notes to get attention and complain about your job…. Seriously, we’ve no time for whingers ’round here-

HA! April fool. Still me. It was lovely seeing some of you on the socials. I’d print out your comments, only I don’t have a printer and the walls are too damp to post things on.

Anyway, just wanted to let you know it’s “spring” on the Oz 9, which means the bioswamp is in full flower and the mating calls of the egrets is deafening. The flowers and general greenness are pretty, but the giant spiders have taken to spinning themselves ear muffs to reduce the noise. All right for some, I guess. Anyway, hope it’s pretty where you are.

TRANSCRIPT

You’ve been listening to:

Kevin Hall as Greg
Tim Sherburn as Colin
Bonnie Brantley as Donna and Jessie
Eric Perry as Dr. von Haber Zetzer and Joe
Pete Barry as (yuck) Bob
Chrisi Talyn Saje as Julie
David S Dear as Dr. Theo Bromae and Tiberius
Shannon Perry as Madeline and (mumble)
Sarah Golding as Mrs Sheffield
Sarah Rhea Warner as Pipistrelle
Kyle Jones as your Narrator 2, and
Chris Nadolny Gourley is your Narrator

Sarah Golding is our incredible dialogue editor, and Mark Restuccia WENT ABOVE AND BEYOND in this hella episode as our sound designer. Our music is the brainchild of John Faley, and poor artist Lucas Elliott just can’t quite get free of us.

Until next time, Space Monkeys, stay well, and send earplugs and a towel? I have no idea where my towel is….

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