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NOTE: Before you dive in (and we really want you to dive in), a thing or two to know: we occasionally use some pretty vigorous language, and there are hints of violence (of a very silly sort, often involving decongestant), so this podcast may not be suitable for all. 

NOTE TOO: You’ll find a link to the transcript of each episode under that episode’s player. Just click the episode link below.

You may find all the episodes in the box just below this, but frankly we’re not entirely sure what this link does just yet. 

Season One

 

episode 1: What the f&#* is that smell?

episode 2: I had a cake all to meself

episode 3: Great heaving chesticles

episode 4: Space is great for sulking

episode 5: There’s a zombie in the corridor

episode 6: Dark and starting to collect liquid

episode 7: The biggest bunch of mindless wankers

episode 8: Things that go stupid in the night

episode 9: Mind the gap

episode 10: Fixing the ejaculax

BONUS: Episode 10 and a half 

episode 11: She might do some lasting pickles

episode 12: A bucket full of mime

episode 13: Aim for the mime

episode 14: Of baguettes and bastards

BONUS: Episode 14 and a half

episode 15: Heroic running!

episode 16: We are not breathing the passengers

episode 17: So the deed could not be done

BONUS: Episode 17 and a half: Between the wormhole and the Rinse McGoo

episode 18: I speak a little oregano

episode 19: Peeing in a bucket and eating pocket lint

episode 20: In space, no one can hear you stupid

BONUS: Conversation with Leet, Colin, the Albatros, and le Bichon Frise!

BONUS: And the rest with Joe, Jessie, Narrator, and Olivia!

BONUS: All Together Now

 

Season Two

 

episode 21: You’re not getting a tombstone

episode 22: It wasn’t an olive

episode 23: All of ze tings in zis vun

BONUS: Episode 23 and a half: While you’ve got it, can you give yourself the finger?

episode 24: Is it really an esophagus anymore?

episode 25: Hey, Doc, can I pet this?

BONUS: It’s an Oz 9 Halloween!

episode 26: The death of Karen

episode 27: Too chiseled to burn

episode 28: Not a sane pair of lederhosen on this ship

episode 29: A rather amorous gecko

BONUS: The Annual Assassins Holiday Dinner

episode 30: There’s an armpit method?

episode 31: Daydreams and teddy bear hugs

episode 32: It’s stuck in my cravat!

episode 33: If you say so, Frog Butt

episode 34: Fly, you beautiful bastard, fly!

episode 35: Rabid-egret eggs and something vaguely chivelike

episode 36: There once was a garçon from Bordeaux

episode 37: Hung up like a deli chicken

episode 38: I forgot to untie the technician

episode 39: From last cluck to a bucket of extra crispy

episode 40: Be prepared to lose body hair

BONUS: The Oz 8000 Biosphere: Portrait of a Refuge

BONUS: The Season Two Crew

BONUS: We’ll always have…

 

Season Three

 

episode 41: My kidneys go straight to voice mail

episode 42: Escaping at a brisk walk

episode 43: Found their fillings in a compost pile

episode 44: It’s very hard to do science in this position

episode 45: Who doesn’t love a decorative bunting?

episode 46: It’s invasion of the body snackers!

episode 47: Chasing Lord Lunchable

episode 48: Putting the freeze on boogerology

episode 49: I’m soft, squishy and covered in Hollandaise sauce

episode 50: M’Lady of Little Chadwick upon Bad Patter

BONUS: Diary of an Oz9ivist

BONUS: It doesn’t get much more trivial than this

episode 51: I look damn good in jodhpurs

episode 52: Everyone knows about böckling

episode 53: Where’s Grammar Girl when you need her?

episode 54: Remove the bejesus with fear

episode 55: Monkey Man, gather the sweets

BONUS: Mission: *FWIP*! Part 2 of the crossover with Mission: Rejected

episode 56: Our future together is suddenly in doubt

episode 57: But then I also say higgledy piggledy

episode 58: Spucked into sace

episode 59: Quality control. Also, nibbles. 

episode 60: Your breath smells of caramel and butterscotch

BONUS: X – 1

BONUS: The hiatus ate us  (links to Pocket Casts as a temp measure until I found the mp3)

BONUS: Oz 9 chat, part deux (also a link to Pocket Casts for now)

 

Season Four

 

episode 61: The “tilslørte bondepiker” maneuver

episode 62: I sent him a hippotigrus

episode 63: You are a naughty little schatzi
episode 64: Is there anyone on the bridge whose name isn’t completely douchey?
episode 65: Astronauting is a lonely business
episode 66: Feels super bowel-y in here
episode 67: I haf been tinkering vis my shavink foam

episode 68: Hold our swamp hooch
episode 69: Tighter than a Minnesotan manhole

episode 70: Do we have any more tuber tots?
episode 71: Rumblings in the astral region

BONUS: Oz 9’s Past, Present, & Future
episode 72: Cahooty
episode 73: Is that a Giant Turnip?
episode 74: You know where the porn stash is

episode 75: Mad stories of trampled relatives

episode 76: Covered in goat dung and yodelers

episode 77: Mind the disco ball

episode 78: Is anyone else seeing wings?

episode 79: Sand where no man is making pearls

episode 80: Oh my giddy aunt

BONUS: Enough with the toad orgy, Two
BONUS: Discussing Oz 9
BONUS: That slice of Joe Pye-Weed Pie

 

Season Five


episode 81: Hangover remedies and really good sunscreen
episode 82: Keep your knickers out of the biscuit tin

episode 83: In short, she is baked
episode 84: Would it help if I spoke stupid?

episode 85: Dirty, greasy oligarchs

BONUS: Chat with creator Jonathan Pezza

BONUS: Meet the Crew

episode 86: Spike the Gargling Cow

episode 87: Why does the mustard matter?
episode 88: A hairball in your haggis

BONUS: Take the planet

episode 89: Adorable and very merchandisable

episode 90: Science makes me affectionate

episode 91: Measuring tape awareness day

episode 92: A Midsummer Night’s…whatever the hell this is

episode 93: A Midsummer Morning After

episode 94: Expensive perfume and cheap shots

episode 95: Spill or be spilled

episode 96: Why is there a bar on the bridge?

episode 97: Well, this is unexpected

episode 98: Something is coming

episode 99: Put your kidneys on speaker

episode 100: Suitless, helmetless, and utterly baffled

 

Season Six

episode 101: “Crap” indeed. Meanwhile…

episode 102: We’re in space, Felber