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NOTE: Before you dive in (and we really want you to dive in), a thing or two to know: we occasionally use some pretty vigorous language, and there are hints of violence (of a very silly sort, often involving decongestant), so this podcast may not be suitable for all.
NOTE TOO: You’ll find a link to the transcript of each episode under that episode’s player. Just click the episode link below.
You may find all the episodes in the box just below this, but frankly we’re not entirely sure what this link does just yet.
Season One
episode 1: What the f&#* is that smell?
episode 2: I had a cake all to meself
episode 3: Great heaving chesticles
episode 4: Space is great for sulking
episode 5: There’s a zombie in the corridor
episode 6: Dark and starting to collect liquid
episode 7: The biggest bunch of mindless wankers
episode 8: Things that go stupid in the night
episode 9: Mind the gap
episode 10: Fixing the ejaculax
BONUS: Episode 10 and a half
episode 11: She might do some lasting pickles
episode 12: A bucket full of mime
episode 13: Aim for the mime
episode 14: Of baguettes and bastards
BONUS: Episode 14 and a half
episode 15: Heroic running!
episode 16: We are not breathing the passengers
episode 17: So the deed could not be done
BONUS: Episode 17 and a half: Between the wormhole and the Rinse McGoo
episode 18: I speak a little oregano
episode 19: Peeing in a bucket and eating pocket lint
episode 20: In space, no one can hear you stupid
BONUS: Conversation with Leet, Colin, the Albatros, and le Bichon Frise!
BONUS: And the rest with Joe, Jessie, Narrator, and Olivia!
BONUS: All Together Now
Season Two
episode 21: You’re not getting a tombstone
episode 22: It wasn’t an olive
episode 23: All of ze tings in zis vun
BONUS: Episode 23 and a half: While you’ve got it, can you give yourself the finger?
episode 24: Is it really an esophagus anymore?
episode 25: Hey, Doc, can I pet this?
BONUS: It’s an Oz 9 Halloween!
episode 26: The death of Karen
episode 27: Too chiseled to burn
episode 28: Not a sane pair of lederhosen on this ship
episode 29: A rather amorous gecko
BONUS: The Annual Assassins Holiday Dinner
episode 30: There’s an armpit method?
episode 31: Daydreams and teddy bear hugs
episode 32: It’s stuck in my cravat!
episode 33: If you say so, Frog Butt
episode 34: Fly, you beautiful bastard, fly!
episode 35: Rabid-egret eggs and something vaguely chivelike
episode 36: There once was a garçon from Bordeaux
episode 37: Hung up like a deli chicken
episode 38: I forgot to untie the technician
episode 39: From last cluck to a bucket of extra crispy
episode 40: Be prepared to lose body hair
BONUS: The Oz 8000 Biosphere: Portrait of a Refuge
BONUS: The Season Two Crew
BONUS: We’ll always have…
Season Three
episode 41: My kidneys go straight to voice mail
episode 42: Escaping at a brisk walk
episode 43: Found their fillings in a compost pile
episode 44: It’s very hard to do science in this position
episode 45: Who doesn’t love a decorative bunting?
episode 46: It’s invasion of the body snackers!
episode 47: Chasing Lord Lunchable
episode 48: Putting the freeze on boogerology
episode 49: I’m soft, squishy and covered in Hollandaise sauce
episode 50: M’Lady of Little Chadwick upon Bad Patter
BONUS: Diary of an Oz9ivist
BONUS: It doesn’t get much more trivial than this
episode 51: I look damn good in jodhpurs
episode 52: Everyone knows about böckling
episode 53: Where’s Grammar Girl when you need her?
episode 54: Remove the bejesus with fear
episode 55: Monkey Man, gather the sweets
BONUS: Mission: *FWIP*! Part 2 of the crossover with Mission: Rejected
episode 56: Our future together is suddenly in doubt
episode 57: But then I also say higgledy piggledy
episode 58: Spucked into sace
episode 59: Quality control. Also, nibbles.
episode 60: Your breath smells of caramel and butterscotch
BONUS: X – 1
BONUS: The hiatus ate us (links to Pocket Casts as a temp measure until I found the mp3)
BONUS: Oz 9 chat, part deux (also a link to Pocket Casts for now)
Season Four
episode 61: The “tilslørte bondepiker” maneuver
episode 62: I sent him a hippotigrus
episode 63: You are a naughty little schatzi
episode 64: Is there anyone on the bridge whose name isn’t completely douchey?
episode 65: Astronauting is a lonely business
episode 66: Feels super bowel-y in here
episode 67: I haf been tinkering vis my shavink foam
episode 68: Hold our swamp hooch
episode 69: Tighter than a Minnesotan manhole
episode 70: Do we have any more tuber tots?
episode 71: Rumblings in the astral region
BONUS: Oz 9’s Past, Present, & Future
episode 72: Cahooty
episode 73: Is that a Giant Turnip?
episode 74: You know where the porn stash is
episode 75: Mad stories of trampled relatives
episode 76: Covered in goat dung and yodelers
episode 77: Mind the disco ball
episode 78: Is anyone else seeing wings?
episode 79: Sand where no man is making pearls
episode 80: Oh my giddy aunt
BONUS: Enough with the toad orgy, Two
BONUS: Discussing Oz 9
BONUS: That slice of Joe Pye-Weed Pie
Season Five
episode 81: Hangover remedies and really good sunscreen
episode 82: Keep your knickers out of the biscuit tin
episode 83: In short, she is baked
episode 84: Would it help if I spoke stupid?
episode 85: Dirty, greasy oligarchs
BONUS: Chat with creator Jonathan Pezza
BONUS: Meet the Crew
episode 86: Spike the Gargling Cow
episode 87: Why does the mustard matter?
episode 88: A hairball in your haggis
BONUS: Take the planet
episode 89: Adorable and very merchandisable
episode 90: Science makes me affectionate
episode 91: Measuring tape awareness day
episode 92: A Midsummer Night’s…whatever the hell this is
episode 93: A Midsummer Morning After
episode 94: Expensive perfume and cheap shots
episode 95: Spill or be spilled
episode 96: Why is there a bar on the bridge?
episode 97: Well, this is unexpected
episode 98: Something is coming
episode 99: Put your kidneys on speaker
episode 100: Suitless, helmetless, and utterly baffled