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episode twenty: In space, no one can hear you stupid

Somewhere aboard the Oz 9, a bomb is ticking. Actually, a crap-ton of things are going wrong aboard the Oz 9; this is just the biggest and most likely to kill our crew the soonest.

It’s the final episode of Season 1, and our crew is, yes, yes, let’s say it all together shall we? in mortal peril. 

The difference this time is – if they don’t survive it, we might not either.

TRANSCRIPT

You’re listening to:

June Eubanks as the Albatros
Aaron Clark as le Bichon Frise
Richard Cowen as Leet
Tim Sherburn as Colin and Emily
Eric Perry as Joe, Dr. von Haber-Zetzer and Head 1
Shannon Perry as Olivia and Madeline
Bonnie Brantley as Jessie and Donna, and
Richard Nadolny as the Narrator

Our theme and other music were composed and performed by John Faley. Our artwork is by Lucas Elliott. Oz 9 is written and produced by Shannon Perry.

Sound FX from Freesound:

http://freesound.org/people/peepholecircus/sounds/171705/
http://freesound.org/people/Diboz/sounds/211683/

Thanks to Jessica Vest for submitting her awesome sandwich recipe, which we double-dog dare her to try.

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episode nineteen: Peeing in a bucket and eating pocket lint

If you’ve ever been in mortal peril,

you know the most crucial decision you’ll make in that situation is your choice of writing implement.

No? Well, that makes you smarter than this crowd, but before your head swells up just in time for bikini season, remember, we are talking about the dumbest bunch of sofa cushions ever to have their own theme song.

Things have never been good aboard the failing, flailing Oz 9, but they’ve recently taken a turn for the worse. And, given that all the left-side engines are out, they just keep turning.

With just 2 episodes left in Season 1 of Oz 9, the crew is running out of time. Join us as they waste a bunch of it, trying to survive another day.

TRANSCRIPT

You’re listening to:

June Eubanks as the Albatros
Aaron Clark as le Bichon Frise
Richard Cowen as Leet
Tim Sherburn as Colin and Emily
Eric Perry as Joe and Head 1
Shannon Perry as Olivia and Madeline
Bonnie Brantley as Jessie, and
Richard Nadolny as the Narrator

Our theme and other music were composed and performed by John Faley. Our artwork is by Lucas Elliott. Oz 9 is written and produced by Shannon Perry.

Sound FX from Freesound:

http://freesound.org/people/peepholecircus/sounds/171705/
http://freesound.org/people/Diboz/sounds/211683/

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episode eighteen: I speak a little oregano

You know that one colleague at work who is just hopeless? Tries earnestly to do the job, help out, and be useful, but usually ends up spilling his beer on the control panel and shorting out half the city? Yeah, would you mind taking him back because WE HAVE ENOUGH IDIOTS UP HERE, THANKS.

Sorry.

Seriously the best part of this whole episode is when someone named Kenzie tries to order Thai food.

EPISODE TRANSCRIPT

You’ve been listening to:

Kenzie Whipkey as herself
Aaron Clark as le Bichon Frise
June Eubanks as Glenda and the Albatros|B
Bonnie Brantley as Donna
Eric Perry as Joe and Mr. Southers
Tim Sherburn as Colin and Buck Nubbins
Richard Cowen as Leet
Shannon Perry as Madeline and Olivia, and
Richard Nadolny as your Narrator

Sound FX from Freesound:

http://freesound.org/people/peepholecircus/sounds/171705/
http://freesound.org/people/Diboz/sounds/211683/

Our theme and other music are composed and performed by John Faley. Oz 9 is written and produced by Shannon Perry.

If you like Oz 9 and would like to help support us, check out our shop on TeePublic and our new shop on Etsy, or consider becoming a patron. We’d also love a review on iTunes or whatever podcatcher you prefer. You can also come hang out with us and a bunch of much cooler podcasters, amazing moderators, and fabulous podcast enthusiasts on the Podcast Junkie Discord!

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episode 17 and a half: Between the wormhole and the Rinse McGoo

It’s that kind of day, innit? One minute, you’re out having a quick ciggie next to the tip, and then the world goes all wobbly, and suddenly you’re aboard someone else’s spaceship, only it’s held together with duct tape and optimism and crewed by the biggest bunch of idiots who ever graced the skies, and there’s something … or possibly someone … all over your boots.

Big thanks to the Mark Restuccia of the Best in Galaxy podcast for lending us C4 for a while.

You can have him back now.

TRANSCRIPT

You’ve been listening to:

Eric Perry as Joe and Head
Tim Sherburn as Colin and Emily
Bonnie Brantley as Jessie
June Eubanks as the Albatros
Aaron Clark as le Bichon Frise
Richard Cowen as Leet
Shannon Perry as Madeline and Olivia
Me, Richard Nadolny, as your narrator, and

Guest starring Mark Restuccia as C4 and Stooch

This mini-episode fits in a wormhole somewhere between episodes 16 and 17. Or maybe 17 and 18. Or maybe 4 and 42, who knows?

Our theme and other music were composed and performed by John Faley. Oz 9 is written and produced by Shannon Perry.

Hang out with us, Best in Galaxy podcast, and many more of your favorites on the Podcast Junkie Discord!

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episode seventeen: So the deed could not be done

The episode that finally answers the critical question: why do robots climb like cows?

There’s an arm under the sofa, Jessie’s dangling from a shelf in Maintenance Bay 15, and we learn what ligatures are for.

It’s, like, Day 7? 8? aboard the Oz 9, and things haven’t gotten any better. Does anyone know a good pycnologist?

TRANSCRIPT

You’ve been listening to:

Aaron Clark is le Bichon Frise
June Eubanks is the Albatros and Glenda
Bonnie Brantley is Jessie and Donna
Eric Perry is Joe, Head 1, and Dr. von Haber-Zetzer
Tim Sherburn is Colin and Emily
Richard Cowen is Leet
Shannon Perry is Olivia and Madeline and
Richard Nadolny is your Narrator

From Freesound:

http://freesound.org/people/peepholecircus/sounds/171705/

The theme music was composed and performed by John Faley. Oz 9 is written and produced by Shannon Perry. Assistance with French was provided by the Butler family.

The cast would like to thank our most recent new patrons, Melissa Hartman, Emily Swanson, and Travis Hull.

If you’d like to help support Oz 9 (and boy howdy do we need support – also duct tape and neosporin), you can become a patron and get some fun rewards and stuff on our Patreon page.

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episode sixteen: We are not breathing the passengers

‘Allo, little piggies!

The notorious assassin le Bichon Frise is circling our crew like a vulture who hopes his prey drops soon because he’s tired and hungry and a little cranky and frankly probably a little dehydrated and his blood sugar’s low, he just knows it, and this dry desert air is doing NOTHING for his skin.

He’s ready to do some assassaning, but this bloody crew just will not cooperate.

Oh, and pod 666 just popped open, so it’s anyone’s guess what happens next.

TRANSCRIPT

Featuring the talents of:

Bonnie Brantley as Jessie and Donna
Tim Sherburn as Colin and Head 2
Eric Perry as Joe, Head 1, and Mr. Southers
Richard Cowen as Leet
Aaron Clark as le Bichon Frise
June Eubanks as the Albatros
Shannon Perry as Madeline and Olivia, and
Richard Nadolny as the Narrator

Our music is composed and performed by John Faley, with additional arrangement by Elliot Faley. Oz 9 is written and produced by Shannon Perry.

Sound effects from Freesound:

http://freesound.org/people/peepholecircus/sounds/171705/

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episode fifteen: Heroic Running!

Here’s a shocker: the Oz 9 crew’s lives are in danger. Suffocation, toxic gas, a loose assassin, the risk of being crushed under their own denseness–perils lurk around every corner and certainly between slices of bread.

Still, they’ve managed to make it through 14 episodes, so there may be hope for them yet.

Oh, who are we kidding. These people would starve to death on a broken carousel.

TRANSCRIPT

You’ve been listening to:

Tim Sherburn as Colin and Head 2 or “Emily”
Bonnie Brantley as Jessie
Eric Perry as Joe and Head 1
Aaron Clark as le Bichon Frise
Richard Cowen as Leet
Shannon Perry as Olivia and Madeline
Richard Nadolny, as your Narrator, and
Introducing June Eubanks as Glenda

Our theme music and other music was composed and performed by John Faley.

Oz 9 is written and produced by Shannon Perry.

Sound effects from Freesound:

http://freesound.org/people/timgormly/sounds/170957/
http://freesound.org/people/peepholecircus/sounds/171705/

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Mini episode fourteen and a half

In Which it’s late, and there’s an assassin loose aboard the Oz 9, but Leet isn’t going to let that interrupt his conversation with sleeping people.

After all, in at least a dozen conversations, only one of them called him stupid.

Leet really REALLY needs a pen pal.

TRANSCRIPT

You’re listening to:

Richard Sherburn as Leet
Aaron Clark as Ben
Shannon Perry as Olivia and
Richard Nadolny as the Narrator
Our theme and other music was composed and performed by John Faley; Oz 9 is written and produced by Shannon Perry.

Thanks as always to all our patrons, and welcome to our two newest, David Dear and James Jamtaas! You can be cool like David and James by becoming a patron of Oz 9 on Patreon.

Sound effects by Freesound:

http://freesound.org/people/sean.townsend/sounds/202917/
http://freesound.org/people/SvennSound/sounds/421798/
http://freesound.org/people/tim.kahn/sounds/18069/
http://freesound.org/people/Willary1/sounds/346198/

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episode fourteen: Of baguettes and bastards

In which

Captain Jessie is now aboard the Oz 9, which is great, except she brought her assassin with her (pro tip: don’t do that), and he’s managed to get a hold of some fairly crucial information about the Oz 9.

Will our pointless but slightly endearing crew survive? More importantly, who will hire the Narrator if they don’t?

TRANSCRIPT

You’ve been listening to:

  • Shannon Perry as Madeline and Olivia
  • Bonnie Brantley as Jessie
  • Richard Cowen as Leet
  • Tim Sherburn as Colin and Head 2
  • Eric Perry as Joe, Mr. Southers, and Head 1
  • Aaron Clark as le Bichon Frise and
  • Richard Nadolny as your Narrator (email for rates)

Our music is composed and performed by John Faley with additional arrangement by Elliot Faley.

Oz 9 is written and produced by Shannon Perry.

Sound effects from Freesound:

http://freesound.org/people/peepholecircus/sounds/171705/
http://freesound.org/people/Diboz/sounds/211683/

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