You know how the little fluffy dogs are always the meanest? Well, this bichon frise is no exception. He’s coming for Captain Jessie, and things are looking bad for the fearless, tartan-clad leader of the 6748.

Join our intrepid- sorry, that’s insipid, crew as they try to help Jessie *pouf* her way to safety.

TRANSCRIPT

You’ve been listening to:

Richard Cowen as Leet

Tim Sherburn as Colin

Eric Perry as Joe

Bonnie Brantley as Jessie

Aaron Clark as le Bichon Frise

Shannon Perry as Madeline and Olivia, and

Richard Nadolny as the Narrator.

Our music is composed and performed by John Faley.

Oz 9 is written and produced by Shannon Perry

Sound effects from Freesound:

http://freesound.org/people/peepholecircus/sounds/171705/
http://freesound.org/people/Diboz/sounds/211683/

Want to help the Oz 9 limp safely to a terraformable planet? Or at least stay up in space rather than plummeting noisily to a fiery conclusion (sorry, Sweden!)? You can support us by buying Oz 9 merchandise or becoming a patron on Patreon.

Thank you!

It’s Day Two

And we’re as startled as you are that anyone’s still alive.

Day two on the Oz 9 sees the crew celebrating fewer fatalities (sorry, Matt) at least on board (sorry, Sweden) and making a critical discovery about cheese.

But the two-headed repairbot is awake again and wreaking some havoc, Madeline needs to warn Jessie about her crew, and apparently, if someone invites you to go on an adventure in space, don’t go back for your purse or to the porta-loo.

TRANSCRIPT

You’ve been listening to:

Tim Sherburn as Head Two and Colin/Colon
Eric Perry as Head One, Joe, and Dr. von Haber-Zetzer
Richard Cowen as Leet
Shannon Perry as Olivia and Madeline
Bonnie Brantley as Jessie, and
Richard Nadolny as the Narrator

Our theme and other music is composed and performed by John Faley.

Oz 9 is written and produced by Shannon Perry.

If you like Oz 9 and would like to support us, you can purchase some sweet swag at teepublic.com/user/oz9. Come find us on Twitter (you can start with @Oz9podcast and branch out from there). Our apologies to 1/8th of Sweden.

This episode is dedicated to Matt. May he rest in pees.

Sound effects from Freesound:

http://freesound.org/people/peepholecircus/sounds/171705/
http://freesound.org/people/Diboz/sounds/211683/

Episode 10, in which we hope to find out…

Will Madeline and Joe be able to fix the copulatron and attach it to the forniculator before they realize neither of these things actually exists?

Is Leet doomed to spend most of his journey inside a healer pod?

Are there any sensible podcasts looking for a reliable, experienced narrator? And no, I’m not “asking for a friend.”

TRANSCRIPT

You’ve been listening to…

Eric Perry as Head One and Joe,
Richard Cowen as Leet,
Tim Sherburn as Head Two, Buck Nubbins, Colin, and random alarmed guy,
Bonnie Brantley as Jessie,
Shannon Perry as Madeline and Olivia,
Steven Crider as Rock Brickwell, and
Richard Nadolny, as your Narrator.

Our theme and other music was composed and performed by John Faley.

Oz 9 is written and produced by Shannon Perry, with special thanks to Shannon Valentine Hull for editing expertise.

For Beebs.

Sound effects from Freesound:

http://freesound.org/people/luffy/sounds/3536/ (record scratch)
http://freesound.org/people/peepholecircus/sounds/171705/
http://freesound.org/people/unchaz/sounds/150954/
http://freesound.org/people/Breviceps/sounds/453388/

In which:

Colin makes a sausage-scented discovery, Rock and Donna talk murder, we learn about automatic chopsticks, and Olivia confesses that she might not be … all there.

TRANSCRIPT

You’re listening to:

In which

It’s “night” on the Oz 9, and the crew is literally and figuratively stumbling around in the dark. Back on earth a cub reporter and a private dick are hot on Mr. Southers’ heels, asking the sorts of questions that might get them an invitation to sleep with the fishes.

TRANSCRIPT

You’re listening to:

Eric Perry as Joe, Mr. Southers and Dr. Friederich von Haber-Zetzer
Bonnie Brantley as Jessie and Donna
Richard Cowen as Leet
Tim Sherburn as Colin and Buck Nubbins
Introducing Steven Crider as Rock Brickwell
and Richard Nadolny as your narrator.
Oz 9 is written by Shannon Perry, who also plays Madeline and Olivia.

Our music is composed and performed by John Faley.

Additional sound effects provided by Roxy.

Follow us on Twitter, and check out some saucy Oz 9 merchandise on Tee Public.

Sound effects from Freesound:

http://freesound.org/people/peepholecircus/sounds/171705/
http://freesound.org/people/Breviceps/sounds/453388/
http://freesound.org/people/Suburbanwizard/sounds/417994/
http://freesound.org/people/Diboz/sounds/211683/
http://freesound.org/people/JoelAudio/sounds/136542/
http://freesound.org/people/fredzed/sounds/416385/
http://freesound.org/people/SieuAmThanh/sounds/397787/
http://freesound.org/people/Filmscore/sounds/436939/
http://freesound.org/people/vrodge/sounds/119554/