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episode eleven: She might do some lasting pickles

It’s Day Two

And we’re as startled as you are that anyone’s still alive.

Day two on the Oz 9 sees the crew celebrating fewer fatalities (sorry, Matt) at least on board (sorry, Sweden) and making a critical discovery about cheese.

But the two-headed repairbot is awake again and wreaking some havoc, Madeline needs to warn Jessie about her crew, and apparently, if someone invites you to go on an adventure in space, don’t go back for your purse or to the porta-loo.

TRANSCRIPT

You’ve been listening to:

Tim Sherburn as Head Two and Colin/Colon
Eric Perry as Head One, Joe, and Dr. von Haber-Zetzer
Richard Cowen as Leet
Shannon Perry as Olivia and Madeline
Bonnie Brantley as Jessie, and
Richard Nadolny as the Narrator

Our theme and other music is composed and performed by John Faley.

Oz 9 is written and produced by Shannon Perry.

If you like Oz 9 and would like to support us, you can purchase some sweet swag at teepublic.com/user/oz9. Come find us on Twitter (you can start with @Oz9podcast and branch out from there). Our apologies to 1/8th of Sweden.

This episode is dedicated to Matt. May he rest in pees.

Sound effects from Freesound:

http://freesound.org/people/peepholecircus/sounds/171705/
http://freesound.org/people/Diboz/sounds/211683/

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Mini episode 10 and a half

We discover…

What happens when a homicidal, two-headed robot gets shoved into an empty (empty??) storage bay without arms or hope of release?

Good question. Listen in and find out.

This special mini-episode slots in between episodes 10 and 11. To get early access to mini-episodes, join our Patreon at any level.

As always, huge thanks to all our Patrons!

TRANSCRIPT

You’re listening to:

Eric Perry as Head One
Tim Sherburn as Head Two
Richard Nadolny as the Narrator

Our theme music and other music was composed and performed by John Faley.

Oz 9 is written and produced by Shannon Perry.

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episode ten: Fixing the ejaculax

Episode 10, in which we hope to find out…

Will Madeline and Joe be able to fix the copulatron and attach it to the forniculator before they realize neither of these things actually exists?

Is Leet doomed to spend most of his journey inside a healer pod?

Are there any sensible podcasts looking for a reliable, experienced narrator? And no, I’m not “asking for a friend.”

TRANSCRIPT

You’ve been listening to…

Eric Perry as Head One and Joe,
Richard Cowen as Leet,
Tim Sherburn as Head Two, Buck Nubbins, Colin, and random alarmed guy,
Bonnie Brantley as Jessie,
Shannon Perry as Madeline and Olivia,
Steven Crider as Rock Brickwell, and
Richard Nadolny, as your Narrator.

Our theme and other music was composed and performed by John Faley.

Oz 9 is written and produced by Shannon Perry, with special thanks to Shannon Valentine Hull for editing expertise.

For Beebs.

Sound effects from Freesound:

http://freesound.org/people/luffy/sounds/3536/ (record scratch)
http://freesound.org/people/peepholecircus/sounds/171705/
http://freesound.org/people/unchaz/sounds/150954/
http://freesound.org/people/Breviceps/sounds/453388/

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episode nine: Mind the gap

In which:

Colin makes a sausage-scented discovery, Rock and Donna talk murder, we learn about automatic chopsticks, and Olivia confesses that she might not be … all there.

TRANSCRIPT

You’re listening to:

Tim Sherburn as Colin
Eric Perry as Joe
Richard Cowen as Leet
Shannon Perry as Olivia
Bonnie Brantley as woman’s voice and Donna
John Faley as man’s voice
Steven Crider as Rock Brickwell, and
Richard Nadolny as the Narrator
 
Oz 9 is written and produced by Shannon Perry. Our theme music and other music is composed and performed by John Faley, with additional arrangement by Elliot Faley.
 
Want that sweet tee the Narrator was talking about? You can find it and other merch in our store. And don’t forget to follow us on Twitter and Facebook. Stay tuned for announcements on our upcoming Patreon launch…!
 
Sound effects from Freesound:

http://freesound.org/people/Yin_Yang_Jake007/sounds/435359/ 
http://freesound.org/people/EverydaySounds/sounds/125064/
http://freesound.org/people/vrodge/sounds/119554/
http://freesound.org/people/Diboz/sounds/211683/
http://freesound.org/people/JoelAudio/sounds/136542/
http://freesound.org/people/peepholecircus/sounds/171705/

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episode eight: Things that go stupid in the night

In which

It’s “night” on the Oz 9, and the crew is literally and figuratively stumbling around in the dark. Back on earth a cub reporter and a private dick are hot on Mr. Southers’ heels, asking the sorts of questions that might get them an invitation to sleep with the fishes.

TRANSCRIPT

You’re listening to:

Eric Perry as Joe, Mr. Southers and Dr. Friederich von Haber-Zetzer
Bonnie Brantley as Jessie and Donna
Richard Cowen as Leet
Tim Sherburn as Colin and Buck Nubbins
Introducing Steven Crider as Rock Brickwell
and Richard Nadolny as your narrator.
Oz 9 is written by Shannon Perry, who also plays Madeline and Olivia.

Our music is composed and performed by John Faley.

Additional sound effects provided by Roxy.

Follow us on Twitter, and check out some saucy Oz 9 merchandise on Tee Public.

Sound effects from Freesound:

http://freesound.org/people/peepholecircus/sounds/171705/
http://freesound.org/people/Breviceps/sounds/453388/
http://freesound.org/people/Suburbanwizard/sounds/417994/
http://freesound.org/people/Diboz/sounds/211683/
http://freesound.org/people/JoelAudio/sounds/136542/
http://freesound.org/people/fredzed/sounds/416385/
http://freesound.org/people/SieuAmThanh/sounds/397787/
http://freesound.org/people/Filmscore/sounds/436939/
http://freesound.org/people/vrodge/sounds/119554/
 

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