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season 3 episode 6: It’s invasion of the body snackers

Probably the most remarkable thing that happens in this entire episode is that Le Bichon Frise pronounces “assassinate” correctly.

I know. We were pretty shocked too.

It happens at the bottom of page 3, so if you just want to hear that and skip the rest, I don’t suppose anyone would blame you.

Oh, and there’s a bit about a butterfly that’s funny. You might want to stick around for that. And the discount code for the chocolate. That’s never a bad thing.

Up to you.

TRANSCRIPT

You’ve been listening to:

Iri Alexander as Julie
Sarah Golding as Mrs Sheffield
David S Dear as Dr. Theo Bromae
Bonnie Brantley as Jessie and Donna
Richard Cowen as Leet
June Clark Eubanks as the Albatros and Glenda
Tim Sherburn as Colin and Buck
Eric Perry as Dr. von Haber Zetzer, Joe, and Mr. Southers
Aaron Clark as le Bichon Frise and Ben
Kevin Hall as Greg
Shannon Perry as Madeline and Olivia
and Richard Nadolny as your Narrator

Our music is composed and performed by John Faley. Our artwork is by Lucas Elliott. This episode was directed by June Clark Eubanks. Oz 9 is written and produced by Shannon Perry. Our thanks to sponsor Intrigue Chocolate.

Until next time, space monkeys!

 

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season 3 episode 5: Who doesn’t love a decorative bunting?

It’s really late. The kind of late that keeps on getting later until it circles back round to early. When I’m this blurry and tired, I’m likely to say anything. Like how much more bearable life became on this ship with we busted Dr. Theo out of his pod. Geeky never looked so good….

See, now what did I say? Stop with the questions and the “oooo tell me everything” eyes. Dr. Theo is extremely fond of his personal space, and that’s all there is to it. So shut up. I’m going to bed.

TRANSCRIPT

David S Dear as Dr. Theo Bromae
Tim Sherburn as Colin and Emily
Eric Perry as Dr. von Haber Zetzer, Joe, and Howard
Aaron Clark as le Bichon Frise and Ben
Kevin Hall as Greg
Shannon Perry as Madeline and Olivia
Bonnie Brantley as Jessie and Donna
Richard Cowen as Leet
June Clark Eubanks as the Albatros
Iri Alexander as Julie
Sarah Golding as Mrs Sheffield
Richard Nadolny as your Narrator,
and Kyle Jones, as Narrator 2.

Our music is composed and performed by John Faley. Our artwork is by Lucas Elliott. This episode was directed by June Clark Eubanks. Oz 9 is written and produced by Shannon Perry.

Thank you to our new sponsors, Intrigue Chocolate! Don’t forget to use code OZ9 at checkout for a 10% discount, until November 1, 2020.

STOP ASKING ABOUT DR. BROMAE. Until next week, Space Monkeys…!

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season 3 episode 4: It’s very hard to do science in this position

If you’ve been keeping up with the antics of that zany crew aboard the Oz 9-

Have you ever considered taking up a REAL hobby? Like stamps or shuffleboard or knitting quilts or something?

It’s episode 44, and no one is any smarter than they were 43 episodes ago, and that includes you, since your brain is no doubt deteriorating at a much faster clip than it would have if you’d done Sudoku or whatever it is instead.

Fine, go ahead and listen, ruin your life, see if I care! I tell you, I bust my butt for you kids, cooking, cleaning, writing show notes, you think this is easy?

TRANSCRIPT

You’ve been listening to:

David S Dear as Dr Theo Bromae
Bonnie Brantley as Jessie and Donna
Richard Cowen as Leet
Tim Sherburn as Colin
Shannon Perry as Madeline and Olivia
Sarah Golding as Mrs Sheffield
Iri Alexander as Julie
Kevin Hall as Felonius
Aaron Clark as Ben
June Clark Eubanks as the Albatros
Eric Perry as Dr von Haber Zetzer
with special guest Scottye Moore as the Guard, and
Richard Nadolny as your Narrator.

Oz 9 is written and produced by Shannon Perry. This episode was directed by June Clark Eubanks. Our music is composed and performed by John Faley; our artwork is by Lucas Elliott.

Thanks to our new sponsor, Minucci Consulting. Our trailer this week is for the awesome DnD actual-play podcast Top of the Round!

And a special announcement: we’re inviting patrons to come along for a live read through with the cast of Oz 9 in October. If you’d like to be on the guest list, join our Patreon at any level. The live read through has limited spaces available, so don’t wait too long. Patreon.com/oz9podcast. Until next time, Space Monkeys!

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season 3 episode 3: Found their fillings in a compost pile

Perhaps you’ve heard about the mold that’s eating radioactive materials around Chernobyl. And that scientists are considering insulating spacecraft and astronauts suits with the stuff to protect them from solar radiation.

We’re not imagining things up here. We’re just ahead of our time.

Full transcript

You’ve been listening to:

Shannon Perry as Madeline and Olivia
David S. Dear as Dr. Theo Bromae
Tim Sherburn as Colin
Eric Perry as Joe, Mr. Southers, and Dr. von Haber Zetzer
Richard Cowen as Leet and Tiberius
June Clark Eubanks as the Albatros
Bonnie Brantley as Jessie and Donna
Kevin Hall as Greg and Felonius
Sarah Golding as Mrs Sheffield
Iri Alexander as Julie, and
Richard Nadolny as the Narrator.

Our music is composed and performed by John Faley; our artwork is by Lucas Elliott. This episode was directed by June Clark Eubanks. Oz 9 is written and produced by Shannon Perry.

Rain on greenhouse courtesy of MrAuralization on Freesound.org

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season 3 episode 2: Escaping at a brisk walk

Something nefarious is happening on a golf course in French Lick, Indiana. Actually, several nefarious things. Well, OK, like, three… maybe four nefarious things, and then a whole bunch of naughty things. Look, we’re losing the point here.

Look, just listen to the episode. It’ll be easier than me trying to explain it to you.

TRANSCRIPT

You’ve been listening to: Aaron Clark as Ben and le Bichon Frise; Sarah Golding as Mrs Sheffield; Iri Alexander as Julie; Richard Cowen as Tiberius and Leet; Kevin Hall as Felonius and Greg; Bonnie Brantley as Donna and Jessie; Shannon Perry as Olivia and Madeline; Tim Sherburn as Colin; June Clark Eubanks as the Albatros; David S. Dear as Doctor Theo Bromae; Eric Perry as Doctor von Haber Zetzer; and Richard Nadolny as your Narrator.

This episode was directed by June Clark Eubanks. Our artwork is by Lucas Elliot. Our music is composed and performed by John Faley. Oz 9 is written and produced by Shannon Perry.

Trailer: Dimension Door Podcast

This episode, number 42, is dedicated to Douglas Adams, the hoopiest frood of them all.

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season 3 episode 1: My kidneys go straight to voice mail

Welcome back, space monkeys! We hope you enjoyed your six-week excursion ashore. Watch your step, the gangplank is slippery and also there’s no oxygen out here, so look lively.

Take your seats, please; we’ll be setting adrift…sorry, a-sail again soon. No eating, please; we just got the toilets clean.

Now. Where were we…..?

TRANSCRIPT

You’ve been listening to:
Bonnie Brantley as Jessie
Kevin Hall as Greg
Tim Sherburn as Colin
Eric Perry as Joe
Richard Cowen as Leet
June Clark Eubanks as the Albatros
Aaron Clark as le Bichon Frise
David S. Dear as Dr. Theo Bromae
Shannon Perry as Madeline and Olivia
with a special appearance by Sarah Golding,
and Richard Nadolny as your Narrator

Our music was composed and performed by John Faley, and our artwork is by Lucas Elliott. This episode was directed by June Clark Eubanks. Oz 9 is written and produced by Shannon Perry.

If you want to support the show, we’d love to see pics of you on Twitter, showing off your Oz 9 merch from Tee Public, or have you join our Patreon at patreon.com/Oz9podcast/. Even one dollar a month earns you some cool swag and our everlasting gratitude. Until next time, Space Monkeys, welcome home.

TRAILER: Relativity Podcast

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The Oz 8000 Biosphere: Portrait of a Refuge

The Oz ships failed under mysterious circumstances entirely caused by their on-board crews or natural disaster wholly unrelated to Gated Galaxies or its subsidiaries, officers, or agents. G2 accepts no responsibility or liability for loss of liberty, limb, or life due to incorrect use of machinery, gross negligence, intentional or reckless misconduct. By simply existing, you acknowledge that life is inherently dangerous and often fatal and absolve Gated Galaxies of any and all injury you may incur whilst voluntarily engaging in the hazardous activity known as living.

That said, Welcome to the Oz 9 Bioswamp!

For a full transcript, click here.

You’ve been listening to

Eric Perry as Joe
Aaron Clark as le Bichon Frise and Ben
David S. Dear as Dr. Theo Bromae and Dr. Charles Tucket
June Clark Eubanks as the Albatros
Kevin Hall as Greg
Iri Alexander as Julie
Shannon Perry as Olivia and Madeline
Raymond Morse as Raymond
Jordache Richardson as No Pants Guy
Kyle Jones as Narrator 2
and me, Richard Nadolny, as your Narrator

Our music is composed and performed by John Faley; our artwork is by Lucas Elliott. Oz 9 is written and produced by Shannon Perry.

Thanks for hanging with us through our between-seasons hiatus. If you’d like to support the show, and earn our ever-lasting gratitude, you can find us at Patreon.com/Oz9podcast. We have some fun goodies to share, including an upcoming by-invitation-only live read-through on Zoom. Season three starts July 19th!

Till next time, space monkeys!

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season 2 episode 20: Be prepared to lose body hair

It’s the end of Season 2, and our crew are still dumb, still in space, and still hovering at the edge of death. Thanks to all the zig zagging around the galaxy, they’re nearly back where they started, and the forniculator still hasn’t been fixed.

So, if you’ve been with us for the past 39 episodes, well, you probably could have skipped this bit. Let’s hope Season 3 is better.

TRANSCRIPT

In Season 2, you heard from:

Iri Alexander as Julie
Bonnie Brantley as Donna and Jessie
Aaron Clark as le Bichon Frise and Ben
June Clark Eubanks as Glenda and the Albatros
Richard Cowen as Leet and Tiberius
David S. Dear as Dr. Theo Bromae
John Faley as Brandon the YouTube guy
Sarah Golding as Mrs. Sheffield
Kevin Hall as Greg, Felonius, Spotty Bosh, Tour Guide, and Radu the Handsome
Eric Perry as Dr. von Haber Zetzer, Joe, Howard, and Mr. Southers
Shannon Perry as Olivia and Madeline
Tim Sherburn as Colin, Emily, and Buck
And Richard Nadolny as your Narrator.

Guest appearances in Season Two included Jessica Vest from “Cassie and the Spectral Shade,” Kyle Jones of “The Discussing Network,” Raymond Morse of “5 and Thirty with Ruk,” Karin Heimdahl of “Y2K Podcast”, Travis Hull, Susan Franzen, Eric Davis, and Barbara McGarry. Thank you all!

Our theme and other music — including Madeline’s Theme in this episode — were composed and performed by John Faley. Our artwork is by Lucas Elliott. Oz 9 is written and produced by Shannon Perry.

Thanks so very much to all our patrons and supporters:

David S. Dear of A Ninth World Journal
Alex Kirk
Anthony Dallape of Cardinal Sins podcast
Barry Heap
Kim Cole of Chaotic Goodness podcast
Corey Pfautsch
Craig Edwards, “the Media Guy”
D.J. Sylvis of Monkeyman Productions
Diana Wittenbrock
James Jamtaas of Creatorz Anon podcast
Dwayne Farver of Manifestations podcast
Eden and Tom Minucci
Emily Swanson
Eric Davis
Evan Melhouse
Daniel French of Fishbonius Sound Design
Janis Westin
Jessica Vest
Julie Stewart
Kari David
Karin Heimdahl of Y2K podcast
Kate Wallinga of Ignorance was Bliss podcast
Kiyomi and Greg Yim
Louisa Wagner
Helo Crepaldi, otherwise known as “Madam Kittypaldi”
Maissa Bessada
Marnie Warner
Nicole Acquavella
Raymond Morse of 5 and 30 with Ruk podcast
Lee and Karen Shackleford of the Relativity Podcast
Rick Croft
RJ Stonecipher of The Ladies of Strange podcast
Shosuro Ajo
Steven and Jas of Witchever Path podcast
T. H. Wyman
Talon Stradley of Newon’s Dark Room podcast
Tamsin Cheyne
Michael Curtis of The Awkward Screw podcast
Timothy J. Ramaekers of The Awkward Screw podcast
Travis and Shannon Hull
Nick Wesselman

Stay with us for fun content through the hiatus! Season 3 starts in July 2020. Until next time, Space Monkeys!

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season 2 episode 19: From last cluck to bucket of extra crispy

Episode 39 means one more until the end of Season 2, and where we’re going is no clearer than the muck at the bottom of the bioswamp. But hey, you’ve gotten this far, you might as well stick with us a little longer. Eventually, it’ll all make sense.

Or not. Probably not.

TRANSCRIPT

You’ve been listening to:

Bonnie Brantley as Jessie
Kevin Hall as Greg and Felonius
Eric Perry as Joe, Dr. von Haber-Zetzer, Mr. Southers, and Howard
Iri Alexander as Julie
David S. Dear as Dr. Theo Bromae
Aaron Clark as le Bichon Frise
Tim Sherburn as Colin, Buck, and Emily
Richard Cowen as Leet and Tiberius
June Clark Eubanks as the Albatros
Shannon Perry as Olivia and Madeline, and
Richard Nadolny as your Narrator

Until next time, space monkeys!

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