Tag: Oz9

We assume our title will send tens of you dashing to Google Translate or similar to check Joe’s [Jesus!] pronunciation, so spoiler alert, he’s spot on. Or not. Apologies to Icelanders.

So…. 120’s out. That’s a thing we finally did. With it, season six concludes and begins its long trudge toward inevitable oblivion. But with goats, so it’s not so bad.

Stay tuned for a special announcement at the end, and no, I’m not going to tell you here or even give you a hint. LISTEN TO THE SHOW. That’s why we made it. Sheesh!

I will give you one spoiler, though: the volcano is a red herring. For now.

TRANSCRIPT (this one looks funny, so shout at me on Bluesky or Discord if it’s not working, k?)

You’ve been listening to:

Eric Perry as Joe, Howard, Dr. von Haber Zetzer, and Mr Southers.
Bonnie Brantley as Donna and Jessie
Sarah Golding as Mrs Sheffield
Chrisi Talyn Saje as Julie
All the Space Monkeys in our Discord for providing the yodeling goats
David S Dear as Dr Theo Bromae and Tiberius
Kevin Hall as Greg and Felonius
Pete Barry as Bob and Me
Sarah Rhea Warner as Pipistrelle
Shannon Perry as Olivia and Madeline
Tim Sherburn as Colin and Emily
June Clark Eubanks as herself
Aaron Clark as himself
Lee Shackleford as himself
Richard Cowen as himself
Kyle Jones is your Narrator Two
And Chris Nadolny Gourley is your Narrator

John Faley is our music director, and our artwork is by Lucas Elliott. Sarah Golding is our dialogue editor, and Mark Restuccia is our sound designer. Oz 9 is written by Shannon Perry.

Oz 9 is a proud member of the Fable and Folly Network. Please check out our sibling shows at fableandfolly.com and support our sponsors.

Until… I dunno, late springish? Early summerish? Keep your eyes on the stars, and it’s pronounced phal-OM-eter.

Look, when your life is in the hands of someone who only recently gave up huffing glue, you keep your will updated and hope for the best.

Such is the situation our four guests find themselves in, but hey, they agreed to be part of this season of I’m a Celebrity, Get Me Off This Toxic Planet, so on their own heads be it, really.

Dr Theo (swoon) has sabotaged their escape “plan” for purposes that are hazy at best and really f*&king stupid at worst, and now the crew are stuck on a planet that’s trying its celestial best to kill them.

Will they survive? More importantly, will IaCGMOTTP be renewed for another season? Until next time, Space Monkeys, go get some sun. Really, you’re looking a little peaky.

Thanks as ever to the wonderful Mission: Rejected podcast for lending us their voices and talent and not immediately sending us a Cease & Desist order after reflecting upon their choices. (They recently did a live show — you can see the hilarious video here.)

TRANSCRIPT

You’ve been listening to:

Emmet Dowgin as the Director’s Assistant
Pete Barry as Bob
Tim Sherburn as Colin and Emily
Caden Dowgin as the Director.
Bonnie Brantley as Donna and Jessie
David S Dear as Dr Theo Bromae and Tiberius
Kevin Hall as Felonius and Greg
John Dowgin as Gritz
Eric Perry as Howard, Mr Southers, and Joe
Chrisi Talyn Saje as Julie
Shannon Perry as Madeline and Olivia
Faith Dowgin as Mivv
Sarah Golding as Mrs Sheffield
Sarah Rhea Warner as Pipistrelle
J Michael DeAngelis as Telf
Bob Killian as Zblatt
Kyle Jones is your Narrator Two
And Chris Nadolny Gourley is your Narrator.

John Faley is our music director, and our artwork is by Lucas Elliott. 

Sarah Golding is our dialogue editor, and Mark Restuccia is our sound designer. Oz 9 is written by Shannon Perry.

Oz 9 is a proud member of the Fable and Folly Network. Please check out our sibling shows at FableAndFolly.com and support our sponsors.

The crew are tramping aimlessly across the blistering and occasionally freezing surface of Planet KTAALNS (Kill Them All And Leave No Survivors, otherwise known as “Bob”) and things are pretty grim. Like, not even Brothers Grimm, more Quintuplets Grimm, plus a few singles and a couple sets of Twins Grimm. Just very very grim.

I mean, they might survive, but even if they do, they’re going to smell really bad, and does anyone need that right now?

NOTE: Stay till the end to hear the trailer for a show you’ll want to listen to next: 10 Apocalypses!

TRANSCRIPT

You’ve been listening to:

Bonnie Brantley as Donna and Jessie
Tim Sherburn as Colin and Emily
Mark Restuccia as C4 from the Best in Galaxy podcast
David S Dear as Dr Theo Bromae and Tiberius
Kevin Hall as Greg and Felonius
Eric Perry as Joe, Dr. von Haber Zetzer, Mr. Southers, and Howard
Sarah Golding as Mrs Sheffield
Chrisi Talyn Saje as Julie
Shannon Perry is Captain Madeline and Olivia
Sarah Rhea Warner as Pipistrelle
Kyle Jones is your Narrator 2, and
Chris Nadolny Gourley is your Narrator

John Faley is our music director, and our artwork is by Lucas Elliott. 

Sarah Golding is our dialogue editor, and Mark Restuccia is our sound designer. Oz 9 is written by Shannon Perry. Big thanks to Mark Restuccia for C4ing C4’s lines.

Oz 9 is a proud member of the Fable and Folly Network. Please check out our sibling shows at fableandfolly.com and support our sponsors.

Find out more about 10 Apocalypses and Citeog Podcasts here: https://www.citeogpodcasts.com/

I’M SORRY, WHAT? HANG ON, LET ME GET TO A QUIETER PLACE, JUST A SECOND….

Phew. That’s better. Things have gone bananarama aboard the Oz 9, and the crew has spent the last few hours trying not to get dysentery or squashed crossing a digital freeway. A few folks are hanging out in Meanwhile, which is basically a Narrators’ Neverland with a few extra lost boys, and someone keeps trying to stick a fish in my ear.

You’re welcome to join the fracas, if you really want to, but wear a helmet and avoid Wiggy. He’s an asshole.

TRANSCRIPT

You’ve been listening to:

Pete Barry as Bob
Tim Sherburn as Colin
Bonnie Brantley as Donna and Jessie
Kevin Hall as Greg
Eric Perry as Joe
Chrisi Talyn Saje as Julie
Shannon Perry as Madeline and Olivia
Sarah Golding as Mrs Sheffield
Sarah Rhea Warner as Pipistrelle
Kyle Jones is your Narrator Two, and
Chris Nadolny Gourley is your Narrator

John Faley is our music director, and our artwork is by Lucas Elliott. Sarah Golding is our dialogue editor, and Mark Restuccia is our sound designer. Oz 9 is written by Shannon Perry.

Oz 9 is a proud member of the Fable and Folly Network. Please check out our sibling shows at fable and folly dot com and support our sponsors. 

Until next time, Space Monkeys, try to have a happy childhood, because you never know when you might have to relive it.

Once upon a time, there was a blurb writer who dreamed of the back of book jackets or maybe even the inside front flap, or the little bit of copy under the picture in a catalog, or a word or two like “stunning!” or “ribald!” on a film poster, oooo ooooo, maybe even on the inside first few pages of a novel, somewhere just under Kirkus Reviews….

But no. Instead that blurb writer does…this. Gives hints on a podcast episode you’re planning to listen to anyway so you probably don’t even read it. But here we are. You don’t know this, but I’m also the https://bsky.app/profile/oz9podcast.bsky.social attendant. Didn’t expect that, huh? Did ya? So if you read this, drop me a note on Bluesky? So I know someone out there did? Hellllllloooooooooooo…..?

TRANSCRIPT

You’ve been listening to: 

Shannon Perry as Olivia and Madeline
Tim Sherburn as Colin
Kevin Hall as Felonius and Greg
Mark Restuccia as C4 from the Best in Galaxy podcast
Eric Perry as Joe and Mr Southers
David S Dear as Tiberius
Sarah Rhea Warner as Pipistrelle
Bonnie Brantley as Donna and Jessie
Sarah Golding as Mrs Sheffield
Pete Barry as Bob 
Kyle Jones is your Narrator 2, and
Chris Nadolny Gourley is your Narrator.

John Faley is our music director, and our artwork is by Lucas Elliott. Sarah Golding is our dialogue editor, and Mark Restuccia is our sound designer. Oz 9 is written by Shannon Perry.

Oz 9 is a proud member of the Fable and Folly Network. Please check out our sibling shows at fableandfolly.com and support our sponsors. Also, don’t forget we have a Patreon account, should you ever wish to drop some coins into our bucket. Just… mind the mime.