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season 3 episode 2: Escaping at a brisk walk

Something nefarious is happening on a golf course in French Lick, Indiana. Actually, several nefarious things. Well, OK, like, three… maybe four nefarious things, and then a whole bunch of naughty things. Look, we’re losing the point here.

Look, just listen to the episode. It’ll be easier than me trying to explain it to you.

TRANSCRIPT

You’ve been listening to: Aaron Clark as Ben and le Bichon Frise; Sarah Golding as Mrs Sheffield; Iri Alexander as Julie; Richard Cowen as Tiberius and Leet; Kevin Hall as Felonius and Greg; Bonnie Brantley as Donna and Jessie; Shannon Perry as Olivia and Madeline; Tim Sherburn as Colin; June Clark Eubanks as the Albatros; David S. Dear as Doctor Theo Bromae; Eric Perry as Doctor von Haber Zetzer; and Richard Nadolny as your Narrator.

This episode was directed by June Clark Eubanks. Our artwork is by Lucas Elliot. Our music is composed and performed by John Faley. Oz 9 is written and produced by Shannon Perry.

Trailer: Dimension Door Podcast

This episode, number 42, is dedicated to Douglas Adams, the hoopiest frood of them all.

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season 3 episode 1: My kidneys go straight to voice mail

Welcome back, space monkeys! We hope you enjoyed your six-week excursion ashore. Watch your step, the gangplank is slippery and also there’s no oxygen out here, so look lively.

Take your seats, please; we’ll be setting adrift…sorry, a-sail again soon. No eating, please; we just got the toilets clean.

Now. Where were we…..?

TRANSCRIPT

You’ve been listening to:
Bonnie Brantley as Jessie
Kevin Hall as Greg
Tim Sherburn as Colin
Eric Perry as Joe
Richard Cowen as Leet
June Clark Eubanks as the Albatros
Aaron Clark as le Bichon Frise
David S. Dear as Dr. Theo Bromae
Shannon Perry as Madeline and Olivia
with a special appearance by Sarah Golding,
and Richard Nadolny as your Narrator

Our music was composed and performed by John Faley, and our artwork is by Lucas Elliott. This episode was directed by June Clark Eubanks. Oz 9 is written and produced by Shannon Perry.

If you want to support the show, we’d love to see pics of you on Twitter, showing off your Oz 9 merch from Tee Public, or have you join our Patreon at patreon.com/Oz9podcast/. Even one dollar a month earns you some cool swag and our everlasting gratitude. Until next time, Space Monkeys, welcome home.

TRAILER: Relativity Podcast

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Hiatus episode: We’ll always have…

If you’ve ever wondered about our crews’ lives before they got wrapped up in the drama of the Oz 9, well, keep wondering, because you’re not going to learn a damn thing from this disaster of an episode.

TRANSCRIPT

You’ve been listening to:

Eric Perry as Dr. von Haber Zetzer and
Sarah Golding as pretty much everybody else. Except
Richard Nadolny as the Narrator.

Our theme is by John Faley; the other music in this episode comes from several artists on Storyblocks. Our art is by Lucas Elliott. This episode was directed by June Clark Eubanks and was written and produced by Shannon Perry.

Season 3 starts in one week (provided we don’t blow ourselves up before then), so until July 19, 2020 Space Monkeys, stay well!

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Hiatus episode: The season 2 crew

If you think Oz 9 looks like chaos from the front, well, it’s just as raggedy and unkempt ’round the back (if slightly less dangerous). In this bonus episode for our hiatus, our 4 newest cast members, David S. Dear, Sarah Golding, Kevin Hall, and Iri Alexander, gathered to talk about life as a voice actor and the swirling tornado of imminent doom that is existence aboard the Oz 9.

We’ll be back with our first episode of Season Three on July 19, 2020, so until then, Space Monkeys, stay silly.

You’ve been listening to:

Iri Alexander

Sarah Golding

Kevin Hall

David S. Dear

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The Oz 8000 Biosphere: Portrait of a Refuge

The Oz ships failed under mysterious circumstances entirely caused by their on-board crews or natural disaster wholly unrelated to Gated Galaxies or its subsidiaries, officers, or agents. G2 accepts no responsibility or liability for loss of liberty, limb, or life due to incorrect use of machinery, gross negligence, intentional or reckless misconduct. By simply existing, you acknowledge that life is inherently dangerous and often fatal and absolve Gated Galaxies of any and all injury you may incur whilst voluntarily engaging in the hazardous activity known as living.

That said, Welcome to the Oz 9 Bioswamp!

For a full transcript, click here.

You’ve been listening to

Eric Perry as Joe
Aaron Clark as le Bichon Frise and Ben
David S. Dear as Dr. Theo Bromae and Dr. Charles Tucket
June Clark Eubanks as the Albatros
Kevin Hall as Greg
Iri Alexander as Julie
Shannon Perry as Olivia and Madeline
Raymond Morse as Raymond
Jordache Richardson as No Pants Guy
Kyle Jones as Narrator 2
and me, Richard Nadolny, as your Narrator

Our music is composed and performed by John Faley; our artwork is by Lucas Elliott. Oz 9 is written and produced by Shannon Perry.

Thanks for hanging with us through our between-seasons hiatus. If you’d like to support the show, and earn our ever-lasting gratitude, you can find us at Patreon.com/Oz9podcast. We have some fun goodies to share, including an upcoming by-invitation-only live read-through on Zoom. Season three starts July 19th!

Till next time, space monkeys!

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season 2 episode 20: Be prepared to lose body hair

It’s the end of Season 2, and our crew are still dumb, still in space, and still hovering at the edge of death. Thanks to all the zig zagging around the galaxy, they’re nearly back where they started, and the forniculator still hasn’t been fixed.

So, if you’ve been with us for the past 39 episodes, well, you probably could have skipped this bit. Let’s hope Season 3 is better.

TRANSCRIPT

In Season 2, you heard from:

Iri Alexander as Julie
Bonnie Brantley as Donna and Jessie
Aaron Clark as le Bichon Frise and Ben
June Clark Eubanks as Glenda and the Albatros
Richard Cowen as Leet and Tiberius
David S. Dear as Dr. Theo Bromae
John Faley as Brandon the YouTube guy
Sarah Golding as Mrs. Sheffield
Kevin Hall as Greg, Felonius, Spotty Bosh, Tour Guide, and Radu the Handsome
Eric Perry as Dr. von Haber Zetzer, Joe, Howard, and Mr. Southers
Shannon Perry as Olivia and Madeline
Tim Sherburn as Colin, Emily, and Buck
And Richard Nadolny as your Narrator.

Guest appearances in Season Two included Jessica Vest from “Cassie and the Spectral Shade,” Kyle Jones of “The Discussing Network,” Raymond Morse of “5 and Thirty with Ruk,” Karin Heimdahl of “Y2K Podcast”, Travis Hull, Susan Franzen, Eric Davis, and Barbara McGarry. Thank you all!

Our theme and other music — including Madeline’s Theme in this episode — were composed and performed by John Faley. Our artwork is by Lucas Elliott. Oz 9 is written and produced by Shannon Perry.

Thanks so very much to all our patrons and supporters:

David S. Dear of A Ninth World Journal
Alex Kirk
Anthony Dallape of Cardinal Sins podcast
Barry Heap
Kim Cole of Chaotic Goodness podcast
Corey Pfautsch
Craig Edwards, “the Media Guy”
D.J. Sylvis of Monkeyman Productions
Diana Wittenbrock
James Jamtaas of Creatorz Anon podcast
Dwayne Farver of Manifestations podcast
Eden and Tom Minucci
Emily Swanson
Eric Davis
Evan Melhouse
Daniel French of Fishbonius Sound Design
Janis Westin
Jessica Vest
Julie Stewart
Kari David
Karin Heimdahl of Y2K podcast
Kate Wallinga of Ignorance was Bliss podcast
Kiyomi and Greg Yim
Louisa Wagner
Helo Crepaldi, otherwise known as “Madam Kittypaldi”
Maissa Bessada
Marnie Warner
Nicole Acquavella
Raymond Morse of 5 and 30 with Ruk podcast
Lee and Karen Shackleford of the Relativity Podcast
Rick Croft
RJ Stonecipher of The Ladies of Strange podcast
Shosuro Ajo
Steven and Jas of Witchever Path podcast
T. H. Wyman
Talon Stradley of Newon’s Dark Room podcast
Tamsin Cheyne
Michael Curtis of The Awkward Screw podcast
Timothy J. Ramaekers of The Awkward Screw podcast
Travis and Shannon Hull
Nick Wesselman

Stay with us for fun content through the hiatus! Season 3 starts in July 2020. Until next time, Space Monkeys!

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season 2 episode 19: From last cluck to bucket of extra crispy

Episode 39 means one more until the end of Season 2, and where we’re going is no clearer than the muck at the bottom of the bioswamp. But hey, you’ve gotten this far, you might as well stick with us a little longer. Eventually, it’ll all make sense.

Or not. Probably not.

TRANSCRIPT

You’ve been listening to:

Bonnie Brantley as Jessie
Kevin Hall as Greg and Felonius
Eric Perry as Joe, Dr. von Haber-Zetzer, Mr. Southers, and Howard
Iri Alexander as Julie
David S. Dear as Dr. Theo Bromae
Aaron Clark as le Bichon Frise
Tim Sherburn as Colin, Buck, and Emily
Richard Cowen as Leet and Tiberius
June Clark Eubanks as the Albatros
Shannon Perry as Olivia and Madeline, and
Richard Nadolny as your Narrator

Until next time, space monkeys!

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season 2 episode 18: I forgot to untie the technician

Look, I’ve been up all night, and seriously the first person to speak to me may find themselves trying to pour coffee into a stump. Like, where their head used to be, not a tree, that was supposed to be sort of threatening and scary. Never mind.

Make sure you listen right to the end as there’s treats and stuff you won’t want to miss.

Oh, and Head 1 finally gets a name. It’s … epic. Really.

TRANSCRIPT

You’re listening to:

Iri Alexander as Julie
Tim Sherburn as Colin, Emily, and Buck
Kevin Hall as Greg
Sarah Golding as Mrs. Sheffield
June Clark Eubanks as Glenda and the Albatros
Bonnie Brantley as Donna and Jessie
Richard Cowen as Leet
Aaron Clark as Ben and le Bichon Frise
Eric Perry as Head 1 (wanna learn his new name? listen to the episode) Mr. Southers, Joe, and Dr. von Haber-Zetzer
Shannon Perry as Olivia and Madeline
Introducing David S. Dear as Dr. Theo Bromae
Richard Nadolny as your Narrator.

SPECIAL THANK YOU TO ALLI SCHLEISMAN and ROSA DELGADO of Elaine’s Cooking for the Soul podcast.

And THANK YOU to David S. Dear of A Ninth World Journal podcast!

Our music is by John Faley, our artwork is by Lucas Elliott, and Oz 9 is written and produced by Shannon Perry.

Remember, space monkeys, stay safe and wash your hands…. Especially if you’ve touched anything on the Oz 9, yuck.

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season 2 episode 17: Hung up like a deli chicken

Despite Joe’s best attempts to keep the Oz 9 free of … icky things, a very large, armed, and presumably hostile icky thing has taken over the bridge.

This has just been one of those space voyages, hasn’t it?

You’re listening to:

Iri Alexander as Julie

Bonnie Brantley as Jessie

Aaron Clark as le Bichon Frise

Eric Perry as Joe, Head 1, and Dr. von Haber Zetzer

Richard Cowen as Leet and Tiberius

June Clark Eubanks as the Albatros

Shannon Perry as Olivia and Madeline

Kevin Hall as Greg and Felonius

Tim Sherburn as Colin and Emily,

And Richard Nadolny as your Narrator.

Our music is composed and performed by John Faley; our artwork is by Lucas Elliott. We have new artwork, so be sure to check out the Oz 9 shop in Tee Public! Oz 9 is written and produced by Shannon Perry.

We want all our space monkeys to stay safe and well, so be sure to wash your hands regularly. If that’s becoming a drag, check out the podcast Listen, Rinse, Repeat for episodes just the right length for washing your hands. That’s Listen, Rinse, Repeat. Be well, space monkeys!

And make sure to listen for the trailer of Y2K, a fabulous podcast by Karin Heimdahl. Available on Podchaser or wherever you hear your favorite podcasts.

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