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episode 37: Hung up like a deli chicken

Published April 26, 2020

Despite Joe’s best attempts to keep the Oz 9 free of icky things, a very large, armed, and presumably hostile icky thing has taken over the bridge.

This has just been one of those space voyages, hasn’t it?

TRANSCRIPT

You’re listening to:

Iri Alexander as Julie
Bonnie Brantley as Jessie
Aaron Clark as le Bichon Frise
Eric Perry as Joe, Head 1, and Dr. von Haber Zetzer
Richard Cowen as Leet and Tiberius
June Clark Eubanks as the Albatros
Shannon Perry as Olivia and Madeline
Kevin Hall as Greg and Felonius
Tim Sherburn as Colin and Emily,
And Richard Nadolny as your Narrator.

Our music is composed and performed by John Faley; our artwork is by Lucas Elliott. We have new artwork, so be sure to check out the Oz 9 shop in Tee Public! Oz 9 is written and produced by Shannon Perry.

We want all our space monkeys to stay safe and well, so be sure to wash your hands regularly. If that’s becoming a drag, check out the podcast Listen, Rinse, Repeat for episodes just the right length for washing your hands.

And make sure to listen for the trailer of Y2K, a fabulous podcast by Karin Heimdahl. Available on Podchaser or wherever you hear your favorite podcasts.

Be well, space monkeys!

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episode 36: There once was a garçon from Bordeaux

Published March 29, 2020

Pod poetry is generally considered to be the 3rd worst in the universe. If you have a weak liver or any sort of cheese allergy, you might want to check with a doctor before listening to this episode.

TRANSCRIPT

You’re listening to:

Bonnie Brantley as Jessie and Donna
Richard Cowen as Leet and Tyberius
Iri Alexander as Julie
Sarah Golding as Mrs. Sheffield
June Clark Eubanks as the Albatros
Tim Sherburn as Colin and Buck
Kevin Hall as Greg
Eric Perry as Joe and Mr. Southers
Aaron Clark as le Bichon Frise and Ben
Shannon Perry as Olivia and Madeline, and
ONLY Richard Nadolny as your Narrator

Our music is composed and performed by John Faley. Our artwork is by Lucas Elliott. Oz 9 is written and produced by Shannon Perry. Thanks to Allan Hopfensperger for this episode’s Naming Head One contribution.

These are some crazy times, Space Monkeys, so take care and be well!

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episode 35: Rabid-egret eggs and something vaguely chivelike

Published March 15, 2020

Beans — BIG beans — are about to be spilled aboard the Oz 9, and that could spell trouble for the crew. Especially if the beans land in a very particular way that happens to spell “trouble.”

And someone aboard the Oz 9 is not doing their job. I realize I should probably narrow that down for you, as it’s a hefty list, but just listen up and you’ll figure it out.

TRANSCRIPT

You’ve been listening to:

Bonnie Brantley as Jessie
Aaron Clark as le Bichon Frise
Eric Perry as Dr von Haber-Zetzer, Joe, and Head 1
Tim Sherburn as Colin and Emily
Richard Cowen as Leet
Kevin Hall as Greg
June Clark Eubanks as Glenda and the Albatros
Shannon Perry as Olivia and Madeline
A special guest appearance by Kyle Jones, and
Richard Nadolny, as your Narrator.

Our music is by John Faley, our artwork is by Lucas Elliott, and Oz 9 is written and produced by Shannon Perry. Thanks to Dwayne Farber of Manifestations podcast for this week’s Naming Head One contribution. And welcome to our newest patrons: Lee of Relativity Podcast, and Kim Cole of Chaotic Goodness podcast.

Until next time, space monkeys!

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BONUS: Scrummy nuns and dodgy deacons

Published January 19, 2020

Otherwise known as “The Origin of Colin Smith,” this mini ep gives some background into-

Ah ah — you almost got me, there. Nope. I’m not telling. I’m afraid you’ll have to listen like it’s 2020 or something.

TRANSCRIPT

You’ve listening to:

Eric Perry as Mr. Southers
Kevin Hall as Spotty Bosh
and Richard Nadolny as your Narrator

This episode was directed by June Clark Eubanks. Our theme and other music is by John Faley; our artwork is by Lucas Elliott. Oz 9 is written and produced by Shannon Perry.

Until next time, Space Monkeys.

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episode 31: Daydreams and teddy bear hugs

Published January 12, 2020

I… we… they…

Seriously?

This is… It just…

SERIOUSLY?

TRANSCRIPT

You’ve been listening to:

June Clark Eubanks as Glenda and the Albatros
Bonnie Brantley as Donna and Jessie
Tim Sherburn as Colin, Buck, and Emily
Eric Perry as Mr. Southers, Head 1, and Dr. von Haber Zetzer
Richard Cowen as Leet
Aaron Clark as le Bichon Frise and Ben
Shannon Perry as Olivia and Madeline
Special thanks to guest star Sarah Golding as Mrs. Clara Sheffield
And Richard Nadolny as your Narrator

This episode is dedicated in loving memory to Kari David and Aunt Mary Kathryn. Safe travels, space monkeys. You’ll be missed.

Our theme music was composed and performed by John Faley; our artwork is by Lucas Elliott. Oz 9 is written and produced by Shannon Perry.

If you like Oz 9 and would like to help support us despite the serious hit to your credibility, check out our shop on TeePublic and our shop on Etsy, or consider becoming a patron on Patreon. We’d also love a review on iTunes or whatever podcatcher you prefer. You can also come hang out with other scruffy, vaguely untrustworthy types on the Oz 9 Discord.

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episode 30: There’s an armpit method?

Published December 29, 2019

It’s the holiday season aboard the Oz 9, though how that happened when they launched in spring, like, a month ago, is anyone’s guess.

But whatever the case, there’s a mysterious box in Cargo Bay 7, and whether it was delivered by Santa or Satan… well, I guess you’ll have to listen to find out, now won’t you?

TRANSCRIPT

You’re listening to:

Bonnie Brantley as Jessie
Eric Perry as Head 1, Joe, and Dr. von Haber Zetzer
Richard Cowen as Leet
Tim Sherburn as Colin and Emily
Aaron Clark as le Bichon Frise
June Clark Eubanks as the Albatros
Kevin Hall as Cal
Shannon Perry as Madeline and Olivia, and
Richard Nadolny as your Narrator.

Our music is by John Faley; our artwork by Lucas Elliott. Oz 9 is written and produced by Shannon Perry.

A very happy holidays to you, space monkeys!

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BONUS: The Annual Assassins Holiday Dinner: It’s South Side Podfest!

Published December 25, 2019

NOTE FROM THE FUTURE: In this episode, we hint at something big and horrible that’s just around the corner. We would like to reiterate that we were only kidding, and it’s 100% not our fault.

On December 4, 2019, Oz 9 did a live show at the South Side Podfest at Bar 171 in Chicago, Illinois.

It was the evening of the Annual Assassins Holiday Dinner. Of course, the Albatros and le Bichon Frise attended, with chaperone Cpt. Madeline, who was very upset to learn that no one with any sense at all ate the delicious-smelling food.

Thank you to Nick Mataragas and Memoriam Development for creating this fun event and putting us on the list, thank you to Bar 171 for hosting us, and thank you to those who attended. Lady Trout’s henchmen will be visiting those who didn’t laugh enough, don’t think we didn’t see you.

Special thanks to Susan Franzen and Eric Davis for traveling vast distances – though not as far as us, we’re from outer space, for crying out loud – to take on special assassin duties.

You’ve been listening to:

June Clark Eubanks as the Albatros
Aaron Clark as le Bichon Frise
Introducing Susan Franzen as the Minx and Eric Davis as the Hound dog
Karin Heimdahl as Lady Trout,
Bonnie Brantley as Jessie
Shannon Perry as Olivia and Madeline,
And Richard Nadolny as your Narrator.

Until next time, Space Monkeys, Narrator out.

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episode 29: A rather amorous gecko

Published December 15, 2019

It’s episode 29, in which we learn the meaning of the Scottish slang word “boaking.” Repeatedly. In vivid color.

In this episode, the world has gone topsy turvy — up is down, left is right, enemies are friends…

But the fugu is still poisonous, and our crew are still idiotic and imperiled.

And there’s a gecko. An amorous one.

TRANSCRIPT

You’ve been listening to:

Aaron Clark as le Bichon Frise
Bonnie Brantley as Jessie
Eric Perry as Dr. von Haber-Zetzer, Head 1, and Joe
June Clark Eubanks as the Albatros
Tim Sherburn as Colin and Emily
Richard Cowen as Leet
Kevin Hall as Cal
Shannon Perry as Olivia and Madeline, and
Richard Nadolny as your Narrator

Our theme music was composed and performed by John Faley; our artwork is by Lucas Elliott. Oz 9 is written and produced by Shannon Perry.

It’s nearly the holidays, and if you’re looking for an extra-special stocking stuffer, how about a personalized ring tone or voice mail for that special someone? Join our Patreon at the $7 Space Monkey level or above, and get a message from the Oz 9 character of your choice! Supplies are limited in the holiday crush, so get your bid in early. Or find other fun Oz 9 merch at TeePublic.

Until next time, space monkeys, Narrator out!

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episode 28: Not a sane pair of lederhosen on this ship

Published December 1, 2019

An episode so full of unexpected twist and turns, you should probably schedule an appointment with your chiropractor now.

Wet sandwiches, heat-resistant foxes, and some highly suspect popcorn flavoring are the very least of the crew’s problems today, so be throw on some wooly slippers, grab a nibble that doesn’t fight back, and enjoy NOT being on the Oz 9.

Download the full transcript.

You’re listening to:

June Clark Eubanks as the Albatros
Eric Perry as Head 1, Joe, and Dr. von Haber Zetzer
Kevin Hall as Cal
Aaron Clark as le Bichon Frise
Bonnie Brantley as Jessie
Richard Cowen as Leet
Tim Sherburn as Colin and Emily
Shannon Perry as Olivia and Madeline, and
Richard Nadolny as your Narrator.

Our theme and other music is by John Faley; our artwork is by Lucas Elliott. Oz 9 is written and produced by Shannon Perry. You can join us on board the 9 – for as long as there is a 9 – by becoming a patron at Patreon. And don’t forget to check out WiFiSciFi for a chance to see Oz 9 and five other amazing science fiction podcasts live in April 2020!

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