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episode twenty-three: All of ze tings in zis vun

I think the lesson to be learned from this episode is, if you ever attend a cocktail party at Dr. von Haber Zetzer’s, maybe don’t eat the appetizers.

TRANSCRIPT

You’ve been listening to:

June Clark Eubanks as Glenda
Bonnie Brantley as Jessie
Tim Sherburn as Colin and Buck
Aaron Clark as le Bichon Frise
Richard Cowen as Leet
Eric Perry as Dr. von Haber Zetzer and Mr. Southers
Shannon Perry as Olivia
And Richard Nadolny as your narrator.

Our theme and other music were composed and performed by John Faley. Our artwork is by Lucas Elliott. Oz 9 is written and produced by Shannon Perry.

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We truly appreciate your support!

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episode twenty-two: It wasn’t an olive

Name three animals that can see in the dark.

What happens when an animal that couldn’t… suddenly can? Given that it’s happening aboard the Oz 9, my guess is that it isn’t good.

Strange things are afoot aboard our ship, and most of them are the crew.

TRANSCRIPT

You’ve been listening to:

Bonnie Brantley as Jessie
June Clark Eubanks as the Albatros
Tim Sherburn as Dick, Colin, and Emily
Eric Perry as Doctor von Haber Zetzer and Head 1
Aaron Clark as le Bichon Frise and Martin
Richard Cowen as Leet
Shannon Perry as Madeline and Olivia
And Richard Nadolny as your narrator.

We’d like to take a moment to tell you about WiFiSciFi, a live podcasting event coming up in April 2020. Enjoy live performances of Oz 9, Relativity, Sage & Savant, 9th World Journal, Girl in Space, and Moonbase Theta Out – two performances, one memorable night in Seattle, Washington.

You can find more information at wifiscifi.org or follow event announcements on Twitter at WiFiSciFiLive. And keep an eye out for our upcoming Indiegogo; we have some amazing patron rewards planned!

Oz 9 is written and produced by Shannon Perry; our artwork is by Lucas Elliott, and our theme and other music are composed and performed by John Faley.

Until next time, space monkeys, Narrator out.

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episode twenty-one: You’re not getting a tombstone

You’re never going to guess what’s going on aboard the Oz 9…

Well, yes, you’re right, they are in danger of their lives…

And yes, right again, they’ve made a bunch of dumb mistakes that got them here…

Ok, FINE, I guess you can guess, smart ass, congratulations.

TRANSCRIPT

You’ve been listening to:

Tim Sherburn as Colin and Emily
June Clark Eubanks as the Albatros
Aaron Clark as le Bichon Frise
Richard Cowen as Leet
Bonnie Brantley as Jessie and Donna
Eric Perry as Joe, Dr. von Haber Zetzer, and Head 1
Shannon Perry as Olivia and Madeline,
John Faley as Brandon the YouTuber,
and Richard Nadolny as your Narrator.

Our theme and other music was composed and performed by John Faley. Our artwork is by Lucas Elliott. Oz 9 is written and produced by Shannon Perry.

Thanks as ever to our wonderful patrons. If you’d like to show your support of Oz 9, check out our sites on Etsy and TeePublic for very fun merch, or consider becoming a patron and getting some nifty rewards.

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hiatus episode 3: All together now

It’s the much-awaited (or not really), highly anticipated (or sort of mediumly anticipated) Full Cast Q & A, including the guy who does our music!

We had a rare opportunity to gather the entire cast of Oz 9 together in one room, so we quickly made a plan to cast even more doubts on our status as functioning adults by making everyone answer questions.

Thanks to some awesome patrons and Podcast Junkie discord server family, we had fun questions to ask, answer, and not have a clue about.

Thanks to Kyle Jones, Raymond Morse, Jessica Vest, Travis Hull, Paul Nicholls, and Eddie Louise Clark for the fantastic Qs (and we apologize in advance for our As).


You’re listening to:

Bonnie Brantley
Richard Nadolny
Eric Perry
Richard Cowen
June Clark Eubanks
Aaron Clark
Tim Sherburn
John Faley
Shannon Perry

Our theme music (which “perfectly sets the tone,” thank you, Kyle) is by John Faley. There are a couple of spoilers within, so if you haven’t heard all of Season 1, you may want to do that first.

 

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hiatus episode 2: And the rest with Joe, Jessie, Narrator, and Olivia!

A behind-the-scenes, into-the-chaos peek into how Oz 9 gets made and why it’s …. the way it is.

There are some spoilers here, so be sure you listen to the whole of Season 1 (maybe 2 or 3 times) before you take this on.

You’ve been listening to:

Eric Perry (Joe, Dr. von Haber Zetzer, Head 1, Mr. Southers)
Bonnie Brantley (Jessie, Donna, Lucretia Nibble-Biscuit)
Shannon Perry (Madeline, Olivia)
Richard Nadolny (Narrator)

Our theme music was composed by John Faley, and our artwork is by Lucas Elliott.

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hiatus episode 1: chat with Richard C, Tim, June, and Aaron

Oz 9 podcast is on a hiatus between seasons one and two, but you didn’t think you were getting off the hook that easily, did you?

Goodness, no.

In this spoiler-ridden, one-f-bomb-droppin’ bonus episode (and we use the word “bonus” with some optimism), four of our cast members chat about life aboard the Oz 9.

You’ve been listening to:

June Clark Eubanks (the Albatros and Glenda)
Aaron Clark (le Bichon Frise and Ben)
Tim Sherburn (Colin, Emily/Head two, Buck Nubbins) and
Richard Cowen (Leet)

Our theme music was composed and performed by John Faley.

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episode twenty: In space, no one can hear you stupid

Somewhere aboard the Oz 9, a bomb is ticking. Actually, a crap-ton of things are going wrong aboard the Oz 9; this is just the biggest and most likely to kill our crew the soonest.

It’s the final episode of Season 1, and our crew is, yes, yes, let’s say it all together shall we? in mortal peril. 

The difference this time is – if they don’t survive it, we might not either.

TRANSCRIPT

You’re listening to:

June Eubanks as the Albatros
Aaron Clark as le Bichon Frise
Richard Cowen as Leet
Tim Sherburn as Colin and Emily
Eric Perry as Joe, Dr. von Haber-Zetzer and Head 1
Shannon Perry as Olivia and Madeline
Bonnie Brantley as Jessie and Donna, and
Richard Nadolny as the Narrator

Our theme and other music were composed and performed by John Faley. Our artwork is by Lucas Elliott. Oz 9 is written and produced by Shannon Perry.

Sound FX from Freesound:

http://freesound.org/people/peepholecircus/sounds/171705/
http://freesound.org/people/Diboz/sounds/211683/

Thanks to Jessica Vest for submitting her awesome sandwich recipe, which we double-dog dare her to try.

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episode nineteen: Peeing in a bucket and eating pocket lint

If you’ve ever been in mortal peril,

you know the most crucial decision you’ll make in that situation is your choice of writing implement.

No? Well, that makes you smarter than this crowd, but before your head swells up just in time for bikini season, remember, we are talking about the dumbest bunch of sofa cushions ever to have their own theme song.

Things have never been good aboard the failing, flailing Oz 9, but they’ve recently taken a turn for the worse. And, given that all the left-side engines are out, they just keep turning.

With just 2 episodes left in Season 1 of Oz 9, the crew is running out of time. Join us as they waste a bunch of it, trying to survive another day.

TRANSCRIPT

You’re listening to:

June Eubanks as the Albatros
Aaron Clark as le Bichon Frise
Richard Cowen as Leet
Tim Sherburn as Colin and Emily
Eric Perry as Joe and Head 1
Shannon Perry as Olivia and Madeline
Bonnie Brantley as Jessie, and
Richard Nadolny as the Narrator

Our theme and other music were composed and performed by John Faley. Our artwork is by Lucas Elliott. Oz 9 is written and produced by Shannon Perry.

Sound FX from Freesound:

http://freesound.org/people/peepholecircus/sounds/171705/
http://freesound.org/people/Diboz/sounds/211683/

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episode eighteen: I speak a little oregano

You know that one colleague at work who is just hopeless? Tries earnestly to do the job, help out, and be useful, but usually ends up spilling his beer on the control panel and shorting out half the city? Yeah, would you mind taking him back because WE HAVE ENOUGH IDIOTS UP HERE, THANKS.

Sorry.

Seriously the best part of this whole episode is when someone named Kenzie tries to order Thai food.

EPISODE TRANSCRIPT

You’ve been listening to:

Kenzie Whipkey as herself
Aaron Clark as le Bichon Frise
June Eubanks as Glenda and the Albatros|B
Bonnie Brantley as Donna
Eric Perry as Joe and Mr. Southers
Tim Sherburn as Colin and Buck Nubbins
Richard Cowen as Leet
Shannon Perry as Madeline and Olivia, and
Richard Nadolny as your Narrator

Sound FX from Freesound:

http://freesound.org/people/peepholecircus/sounds/171705/
http://freesound.org/people/Diboz/sounds/211683/

Our theme and other music are composed and performed by John Faley. Oz 9 is written and produced by Shannon Perry.

If you like Oz 9 and would like to help support us, check out our shop on TeePublic and our new shop on Etsy, or consider becoming a patron. We’d also love a review on iTunes or whatever podcatcher you prefer. You can also come hang out with us and a bunch of much cooler podcasters, amazing moderators, and fabulous podcast enthusiasts on the Podcast Junkie Discord!

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