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episode 110: Hell bent for leisureThe Oz 9 ship against a starry sky. Some characters are visible through the windshield.

episode 110: Hell bent for leisure

Published March 23, 2025

Once upon a time, there was a blurb writer who dreamed of the back of book jackets or maybe even the inside front flap, or the little bit of copy under the picture in a catalog, or a word or two like “stunning!” or “ribald!” on a film poster, oooo ooooo, maybe even on the inside first few pages of a novel, somewhere just under Kirkus Reviews….

But no. Instead that blurb writer does…this. Gives hints on a podcast episode you’re planning to listen to anyway so you probably don’t even read it. But here we are. You don’t know this, but I’m also the https://bsky.app/profile/oz9podcast.bsky.social attendant. Didn’t expect that, huh? Did ya? So if you read this, drop me a note on Bluesky? So I know someone out there did? Hellllllloooooooooooo…..?

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You’ve been listening to: 

Shannon Perry as Olivia and Madeline
Tim Sherburn as Colin
Kevin Hall as Felonius and Greg
Mark Restuccia as C4 from the Best in Galaxy podcast
Eric Perry as Joe and Mr Southers
David S Dear as Tiberius
Sarah Rhea Warner as Pipistrelle
Bonnie Brantley as Donna and Jessie
Sarah Golding as Mrs Sheffield
Pete Barry as Bob 
Kyle Jones is your Narrator 2, and
Chris Nadolny Gourley is your Narrator.

John Faley is our music director, and our artwork is by Lucas Elliott. Sarah Golding is our dialogue editor, and Mark Restuccia is our sound designer. Oz 9 is written by Shannon Perry.

Oz 9 is a proud member of the Fable and Folly Network. Please check out our sibling shows at fableandfolly.com and support our sponsors. Also, don’t forget we have a Patreon account, should you ever wish to drop some coins into our bucket. Just… mind the mime.

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episode 109: That whole *spoiler spoiler* dead situationThe Oz 9 ship against a starry sky. Some characters are visible through the windshield.

episode 109: That whole *spoiler spoiler* dead situation

Published March 9, 2025

Oooof, who cranked up the gravity? Feels heavy in here….

It’s spring in the bioswamp, as much as it can ever be “spring” in space. Things are flowering, other things are … I dunno, fauna-ing? Whatever the case, it’s a bit rude ’round there, so maybe don’t take the kids in for another month or so.

And NO, I am not tearing up, I’m in the bioswamp in spring, these are allergies, for crying out loud. Or NOT crying out loud, more crying inwardly, little hiccups of despair- Oh, forget it. Just listen and pass me the tissue.

TRANSCRIPT

You’ve been listening to:

Pete Barry as Bob Ersat
Shannon Perry as Olivia and Madeline
Eric Perry as Joe and Dr von Haber Zetzer
Sarah Rhea Warner as Pipistrelle
Chrisi Talyn Saje as Julie
David S Dear as Dr Theo Bromae
Bonnie Brantley as Donna and Jessie
Kevin Hall as Greg
Sarah Golding as Mrs Sheffield
Tim Sherburn as Colin
Kyle Jones is your Narrator Two and
Chris Nadolny Gourley is your Narrator

John Faley is our music director, and our artwork is by Lucas Elliott. Sarah Golding is our dialogue editor, and Mark Restuccia is our sound designer. Oz 9 is written by Shannon Perry.

Oz 9 is a proud member of the Fable and Folly Network. Please check out our sibling shows at fableandfolly.com and support our sponsors.

If you like Oz 9 and would like to help support us despite the serious hit to your credibility, check out our shop on TeePublic and our shop on Etsy, or consider becoming a patron on Patreon. We’d also love a review on iTunes or whatever podcatcher you prefer. You can also come hang out with us on the Oz 9 Discord or find us on Bluesky.

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episode 108: Playing Pluto’s advocateThe Oz 9 ship against a starry sky. Some characters are visible through the windshield.

episode 108: Playing Pluto’s advocate

Published February 25, 2025

It’s a Wednesday eve as I write this, and as I look out the porthole into the infinite recesses of space, I’m reminded how very small each of us is against the backdrop of eternity. Given how very very minute we are and how eternal space is, I have to wonder, how the actual f^&* is a crew member from the Oz 14 floating past my porthole just as I look out? I mean… what are the chances?! Nearly spilled my vodka tonic. Rude.

TRANSCRIPT

You’ve been listening to…

Pete Barry as Bob
Tim Sherburn as Colin
Bonnie Brantley as Donna and Jessie
David S Dear as Dr Theo Bromae
Eric Perry as Joe and Dr. von Haber Zetzer
Kevin Hall as Greg
Chrisi Talyn Saje as Julie
Shannon Perry as Madeline and Olivia
Sarah Golding as Mrs Sheffield
Sarah Rhea Werner as Pipistrelle
Kyle Jones is your Narrator 2, and
Chris Nadolny Gourley is your Narrator.

John Faley is our music director, and our artwork is by Lucas Elliott. Sarah Golding is our dialogue editor, and Mark Restuccia is our sound designer. Oz 9 is written by Shannon Perry.

Oz 9 is a proud member of the Fable and Folly Network. Please check out our sibling shows at fableandfolly.com and support our sponsors. 

Whatever it is you wish for when you wish upon a star, may it show up on your doorstep when you least expect it and most need it. And may it stay exactly the right number of days before leaving, having cleaned up after itself, put its sheets in the washing machine, and left a lovely hostess gift on the dining room table.

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episode 107: Two went for the seljefløyteThe Oz 9 ship against a starry sky. Some characters are visible through the windshield.

episode 107: Two went for the seljefløyte

Published February 25, 2025

-s the 1983 winner of the -nnu-l Dip your mittens contest, i -pplaud the l-rson brothers for their -m–ng skill -nd dedic-tion to the g-me.

tr-nscript

you’ve been listening to;

pete B-rry as Bob
Tim Sherburn -s Colin -nd Emily
Bonnie Br-ntley -s Donn- -nd jessie
D-vid S De-r -s Dr Theo Brom-e -nd Tiberius
Eric perry -s joe, Dr von h-ber -et-er, mr Southers, -nd how-rd
kevin h-ll -s Greg -nd Felonius
Chrisi T-lyn S-je -s julie
Sh-nnon perry -s m-deline
S-r-h Golding -s mrs Sheffield
S-r-h Rhe- W-rner as pipistrelle
kyle jones is your n-rr-tor 2
Chris n-dolny Gourley is your n-rr-ator

john F-ley is our music director, -nd our -rtwork is by luc-s Elliott. o- 9 is written by Sh-nnon perry. S-r-h Golding is our di-logue editor, and m-rk Restucci- is our sound designer. o- 9 is – proud member of the F-ble -nd Folly network. Ple-se check out our sibling shows -t f-ble -nd folly dot com -nd support our sponsors.

until next time, sp-ce monkeys, enjoy the festivities, but m-ybe don’t pl-y Dip your mittens….

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episode 106: Is that a haddock?The Oz 9 ship against a starry sky. Some characters are visible through the windshield.

episode 106: Is that a haddock?

Published January 28, 2025

So…. please take a close look at the episode art and tell me if you see anything funny? Mmmmm hmmmmmm. Apparently it took us a YEAR to notice. I blame all of you, frankly. You know what you did.

TRANSCRIPT

You’ve been listening to:

Pete Barry as Bob
Tim Sherburn as Colin and Emily
Bonnie Brantley as Donna
David S Dear as Dr. Theo Bromae and Tiberius
Eric Perry as Howard, Joe, and Mr Southers
Kevin Hall as Greg and Felonius
Sarah Golding as Mrs Sheffield
Shannon Perry as Olivia
Sarah Rhea Warner as Pipistrelle
Kyle Jones is your Narrator Two, and
Chris Nadolny Gourley is your Narrator.

John Faley is our music director, and our artwork is by Lucas Elliott. Oz 9 is written by Shannon Perry. Sarah Golding is our dialogue editor, and Mark Restuccia is our sound designer.

Oz 9 is a proud member of the Fable and Folly Network. Please check out our sibling shows at fableandfolly.com and support our sponsors.

Until next time, Space Monkeys, keep your chins up. It’s far more flattering.

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episode 105: Clara? Mein little Kartoffelpuffer?The Oz 9 ship against a starry sky. Some characters are visible through the windshield.

episode 105: Clara? Mein little Kartoffelpuffer?

Published December 24, 2024

NOTE: Stay tuned after the credits and all, for a trailer of a great new show: A Paladin’s Bargain. You can listen to it in the usual places. You’ll want to.

Thanks as ever to Lucas Elliott for the new Narrators (or, Narrator and Tour Guide) artwork!

It’s Christmas eve as we publish this, and all of us monkeys wish all of you monkeys a very happy holiday season. We’re hanging stockings over here (and about passing out from the fumes; just FYI space booties do NOT breathe) and hallucinating dancing sugar plums. We also have a recording of our greatly missed OG Narrator Richard Nadolny reading his Oz 9-version of The Night Before Christmas on our YouTube channel: https://youtu.be/P8hHmrV6FvA.

We’d do some sort of look back over the past year, but … let’s not. There was some weird stuff in there. Be well, stay well, all that shizz.

Hugs from yer ever-lovin’,
Crew

TRANSCRIPT

You’ve been listening to:

Chrisi Talyn Saje as Julie and Vera
Eric Perry as Dr von Haber Zetzer,
Southers, Howard, and Joe
Tim Sherburn as Colin and Emily
Sarah Rhea Warner as Pipistrelle
Shannon Perry as Madeline and Olivia
Pete Barry as Bob
Kevin Hall as Greg and Felonius
David S Dear as Dr. Theo Bromae and Tiberius
Lee Shackleford as Pluto
Bonnie Brantley as Donna and Jessie
Sarah Golding as Mrs Sheffield
Kyle Jones is your Narrator Two
And Chris Nadolny Gourley is your Narrator.

John Faley is our Music Director, and our artwork is by Lucas Elliott. Sarah Golding edits our dialogue, and Mark Restuccia is our sound designer. Oz 9 is written by Shannon Perry.

Oz 9 is a proud member of the Fable & Folly network. Please check out our sibling shows at FableAndFolly.com and support our sponsors.

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episode 104: #GreatSatansBoletesThe Oz 9 ship against a starry sky. Some characters are visible through the windshield.

episode 104: #GreatSatansBoletes

Published December 7, 2024

YOU have a dirty mind. “Satan’s Boletes” doesn’t mean *THAT*. Although it does translate to “Great Satan’s Fun Guys,” so maybe it’s still worth a giggle, as Mrs S says.

Welcome to episode 104. Please put your tray tables and seat backs in the upright, we’re-all-going-to-die position, because, well, it’s Oz 9, and as usual, everything is trying to kill you.

Let’s just say our sound designer, dialogue editor, and voice actors pulled out ALL the stops on this one, so maybe dust off the old earbuds for a really good listen. I’d say it’s “immersive,” but y’all, you do NOT want to get immersed in this mess, so immerse-adjacent is probably best. Like wading.

TRANSCRIPT

Anyway. You’ve been listening to:

Eric Perry as Joe and Dr. von Haber Zetzer
Pete Barry as stupid, horrible Bob
Kevin Hall as Greg
David S. Dear as Doctor Theo Bromae
Sarah Rhea Warner as Pipistrelle
Lee Shackleford as Pluto
Shannon Perry as Madeline and Olivia
Chrisi Talyn Saje as Julie
Tim Sherburn as Colin
Bonnie Brantley as Donna and Jessie
Sarah Golding as Mrs Sheffield
Kyle Jones is your Narrator 2
And Chris Nadolny Gourley is your Narrator

John Faley is our music director, and our artwork is by Lucas Elliott. Sarah Golding is our dialogue editor, and Mark Restuccia is our sound designer. Thanks also to Kyle Jones for the episode artwork refresh! Oz 9 is written by Shannon Perry.

Oz 9 is a proud member of the Fable & Folly network. Please check out our awesome sibling shows at fableandfolly.com and support our sponsors.

Today we’re recommending the podcast Sorry About the Murder! In a nice little Canadian town, a Zamboni driver must solve a murder to clear his Québecois name … then ready the ice for tonight’s hockey game. By the folks who brought you Human-B-Gon! Check it out wherever you listen to podcasts.

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episode 103: A hungry long-tailed weaselThe Oz 9 ship against a starry sky. Some characters are visible through the windshield.

episode 103: A hungry long-tailed weasel

Published November 23, 2024

Oz 9 recently turned six, and while most of the crew asked for a quick and painless death for their birthday wish, we’re still here. (If you want to give us a prezzie, we do have a Patreon, just sayin’…..)

Anyway, there are fun things that happen in this episode, which is odd, so you probably don’t want to miss it. Bring confetti. But don’t throw it because it REALLY makes Joe nuts.

TRANSCRIPT

You’ve been listening to.

Shannon Perry as Olivia and Madeline
Chrisi Talyn Saje as Vera and Julie
Sarah Rhea Werner as Pipistrelle
Eric Perry as Joe and Dr. von Haber Zetzer
Bonnie Brantley as Donna and Jessie
Lee Shackleford as Pluto
Kevin Hall as Greg
Tim Sherburn as Colin
Sarah Golding as Mrs Sheffield
Pete Barry as Bob
Kyle Jones is your Narrator Two
Chris Nadolny Gourley is your Narrator and deserves her per diem

John Faley is our music director, and our artwork is by Lucas Elliott. Sarah Golding is our dialogue editor, and Mark Restuccia is our sound designer. Oz 9 is written by Shannon Perry.

Oz 9 is a proud member of the Fable & Folly network. Please check out our awesome sibling shows at fableandfolly.com and support our sponsors.

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episode 102: We’re in space, FelberThe Oz 9 ship against a starry sky. Some characters are visible through the windshield.

episode 102: We’re in space, Felber

Published November 10, 2024

Some old nemesisisisisisises have reappeared, and that’s … unfortunate. But at least Bob has some colourful brochures to distract our team from their impending doom. So…. how many oceans is “too many,” do you reckon?

You’ve been listening to…
 
Kevin Hall as Greg and Felonius
Sarah Rhea Warner as Pipistrelle
Bonnie Brantley as Jessie and Donna
Eric Perry as Dr. von Haber Zetzer, Mr. Southers, and Joe
Pete Barry as Bob
Lee Shackleford as Plut
Sarah Golding as Mrs Sheffield
Chrisi Talyn Saje as Julie
Shannon Perry as Madeline and Olivia
David S. Dear as Dr. Theo Bromae and Tiberius
Kyle Jones is your Narrator 2
And Chris Nadolny Gourley is your Narrator
 
John Faley is our music director, and our artwork is by Lucas Elliott. Sarah Golding is our dialogue editor, and Mark Restuccia is our sound designer. Oz 9 is written by Shannon Perry.
 
Oz 9 is a proud member of the Fable and Folly Network. Please check out our sibling shows at fableandfolly.com and support our sponsors.
 
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