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episode 10: Fixing the ejaculax

Episode 10, in which we hope to find out…

Will Madeline and Joe be able to fix the copulatron and attach it to the forniculator before they realize neither of these things actually exists?

Is Leet doomed to spend most of his journey inside a healer pod?

Are there any sensible podcasts looking for a reliable, experienced narrator? And no, I’m not “asking for a friend.”

You’ve been listening to…

Eric Perry as Head one and Joe,
Richard Cowen as Leet,
Tim Sherburn as Head two, Buck Nubbins, Colin, and random alarmed guy,
Bonnie Brantley as Jessie,
Shannon Perry as Madeline and Olivia,
Steven Crider as Rock Brickwell, and
Richard Nadolny, as your Narrator.

Our theme and other music was composed and performed by John Faley.

Oz 9 is written and produced by Shannon Perry, with special thanks to Shannon Valentine Hull for editing expertise.

For Beebs.

Sound effects from Freesound:

https://freesound.org/people/luffy/sounds/3536/ (record scratch)
https://freesound.org/people/peepholecircus/sounds/171705/
https://freesound.org/people/unchaz/sounds/150954/
https://freesound.org/people/Breviceps/sounds/453388/

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episode 9: Mind the gap

In which:

Colin makes a sausage-scented discovery, Rock and Donna talk murder, we learn about automatic chopsticks, and Olivia confesses that she might not be … all there.

You’re listening to:

Tim Sherburn as Colin
Eric Perry as Joe
Richard Cowen as Leet
Shannon Perry as Olivia
Bonnie Brantley as woman’s voice and Donna
John Faley as man’s voice
Steven Crider as Rock and
Richard Nadolny as the Narrator
Oz 9 is written and produced by Shannon Perry. Our theme music and other music is composed and performed by John Faley, with additional arrangement by Elliot Faley.
Want that sweet tee the Narrator was talking about? You can find it and other merch in our store. And don’t forget to follow us on Twitter and Facebook. Stay tuned for announcements on our upcoming Patreon launch…!
Sound effects from Freesound:

https://freesound.org/people/Yin_Yang_Jake007/sounds/435359/ 
https://freesound.org/people/EverydaySounds/sounds/125064/
https://freesound.org/people/vrodge/sounds/119554/
https://freesound.org/people/Diboz/sounds/211683/
https://freesound.org/people/JoelAudio/sounds/136542/
https://freesound.org/people/peepholecircus/sounds/171705/

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episode 8: Things that go stupid in the night

In which

It’s “night” on the Oz 9, and the crew is literally and figuratively stumbling around in the dark. Back on earth a cub reporter and a private dick are hot on Mr. Southers’ heels, asking the sorts of questions that might get them an invitation to sleep with the fishes.

You’re listening to:

Eric Perry as Joe, Mr. Southers and Dr. Friederich von Haber-Zetzer
Bonnie Brantley as Jessie and Donna
Richard Cowen as Leet
Tim Sherburn as Colin and Buck Nubbins
Introducing Steven Crider as Rock Brickwell
and Richard Nadolny as your narrator.
Oz 9 is written by Shannon Perry, who also plays Madeline and Olivia.

Our music is composed and performed by John Faley.

Additional sound effects provided by Roxy.

Follow us on Twitter, and check out some saucy Oz 9 merchandise on Tee Public.

Sound effects from Freesound:

https://freesound.org/people/peepholecircus/sounds/171705/
https://freesound.org/people/Breviceps/sounds/453388/
https://freesound.org/people/Suburbanwizard/sounds/417994/
https://freesound.org/people/Diboz/sounds/211683/
https://freesound.org/people/JoelAudio/sounds/136542/
https://freesound.org/people/fredzed/sounds/416385/
https://freesound.org/people/SieuAmThanh/sounds/397787/
https://freesound.org/people/Filmscore/sounds/436939/
https://freesound.org/people/vrodge/sounds/119554/
 

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episode 7: The biggest bunch of mindless wankers

In which

Leet is accosted by someone (or thing) and bunged into airlock 7,

Olivia gets tetchy about Leet’s imminent demise,

There’s an enormous amount of bickering, and

We discover the limits of that whole “two heads better than one” nonsense.

Get the full transcript of Episode 7.

You’re listening to:

Richard Nadolny as the Narrator

Bonnie Brantley as Jessie and the Recruiter

Eric Perry as  Joe and Head 1

Tim Sherburn as Colin and Head 2 and

Richard Cowen as Leet

Oz 9 is written by Shannon Perry, who also plays Madeline and Olivia

Our theme and other incidental music was written and performed by John Faley.

Sounds effects from Freesound:

https://freesound.org/people/peepholecircus/sounds/171705/
https://freesound.org/people/Breviceps/sounds/453388/
https://freesound.org/people/Suburbanwizard/sounds/417994/
https://freesound.org/people/Diboz/sounds/211683/
https://freesound.org/people/JoelAudio/sounds/136542/
https://freesound.org/people/fredzed/sounds/416385/
https://freesound.org/people/SieuAmThanh/sounds/397787/

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episode 6: dark and starting to collect liquid

In which

Leet reveals a certain fascination with some heavenly orbs…

More pods go squelchy…

We discover how the crews of the Oz fleet were assembled, and …

The narrator reveals a Very Big Secret.

Find the full transcript here. 

You’re listening to:

Richard Cowen as Leet
Bonnie Brantley as Jessie and the Interviewer
Tim Sherburn as Colin and Dick
Eric Perry as Joe and Dr. Friederich von Haber-Zetzer
Richard Nadolny as the Narrator
Oz 9 is written by Shannon Perry, who also plays Madeline and Olivia

Our theme music and other incidental music was written and performed by John Faley.

Sound effects from Freesound:

peephole circus (door) https://freesound.org/people/peepholecircus/sounds/171705/
https://freesound.org/people/Suburbanwizard/sounds/417994/
https://freesound.org/people/ehohnke/sounds/242235/
https://freesound.org/people/lchapman1980/sounds/439895/
https://freesound.org/people/Ch0cchi/sounds/15294/
https://freesound.org/people/jayfrosting/sounds/333415/
https://freesound.org/people/jayfrosting/sounds/333412/
https://freesound.org/people/Kinoton/sounds/371562/

 

 

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episode 5: there’s a zombie in the corridor

Heave a sigh of relief: Leet’s symmetry has been restored. Might suggest you breathe through your mouth, though, as there’s a rapidly decomposing dead person in the corridor. Messing up Joe’s clean floors. Seriously, zombies are why we can’t have nice things.

Not clear on the Cumberbatch/penguin reference? https://youtu.be/9GHPNKUMf70?t=200

Download the full transcript of episode 5.

Starring

Richard Cowen as Leet
Bonnie Brantley as Lady Lucretia Nibble-Biscuit
Tim Sherburn as Colin
Eric Perry as Joe and
Richard Nadolny as the Narrator
Oz 9 is written by Shannon Perry, who also plays Madeline and Olivia

Our theme music and other incidental music was written and performed by John Faley.

Sound effects from Freesound:

peephole circus (door) https://freesound.org/people/peepholecircus/sounds/171705/
sieuamthanh (alarm) https://freesound.org/people/SieuAmThanh/sounds/397787/
iamgiorgio (fire extinguisher) https://freesound.org/people/Iamgiorgio/sounds/371839/
screamstudio (air raid siren) https://freesound.org/people/ScreamStudio/sounds/412171/
wizage (gulps) https://freesound.org/people/Wizage/
nexotron (engine noise) https://freesound.org/people/Nexotron/sounds/371282/
okieactor (gunshot) https://freesound.org/people/okieactor/sounds/415912/
fredzed (airlock) https://freesound.org/people/fredzed/sounds/416385/

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episode 4: space is great for sulking

Episode four in which Olivia gasses the crew, Leet’s symmetry is imperiled, and the janitor and the AI debate the relative value of the tooth fairy.

Access the full transcript to episode 4.

Starring

Richard Cowen as Leet
Bonnie Brantley as Jessie
Tim Sherburn as Colin
Eric Perry as Joe and
Richard Nadolny as the Narrator
Oz 9 is written by Shannon Perry, who also plays Madeline and Olivia

Our theme music and other incidental music was written and performed by John Faley.

Sounds from Freesound:

https://freesound.org/people/JustInvoke/ (cracked tooth)
https://freesound.org/people/SieuAmThanh/sounds/397787/ (alarm)
https://freesound.org/people/mikaelfernstrom/sounds/68709/ (revving engine)
https://freesound.org/people/audible-edge/sounds/76804/ (squealing tires)
https://freesound.org/people/Diboz/sounds/211683/ (sounds of the bridge)
https://freesound.org/people/Nexotron/sounds/371282/ (engine hum)
https://freesound.org/people/peepholecircus/sounds/171705/ (door)

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episode 3: great heaving chesticles

Have you ever thrown the last of your milkshake out the car window, only to have it splat on the windshield of the car behind you?

Now imagine doing that with liquified human remains, in space, where there are no windshield wipers. Or gas stations with handy squeegee things. What happens next? You might get a really irritated comms call from the next ship in line, who are, incidentally, also about to hit you.

access the full transcript to episode 3

You’re listening to:

Bonnie Brantley as Jessie

Richard Cowen as Leet

Richard Nadolny as The Narrator

Tim Sherburn as Colin

Eric Perry as Joe

Shannon Perry as Madeline and Olivia

Our theme and other incidental music composed and performed by John Faley.

 

Sound effects available on Freesound:

Spaceship Engine – just noise.wav by Nexotron

Sci fi door by peepholecircus

Electric zap by JoelAudio

Bridge ambient sounds: https://freesound.org/people/Diboz/sounds/211683/ 

Car handbrake sound by audible-edge: https://freesound.org/people/audible-edge/sounds/76804/

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episode 2: I had a cake all to meself

Something’s gone pretty wrong on the Oz 9, and Olivia, the ship’s AI, doesn’t seem all that keen to fix it. Meanwhile, Colin’s convinced he was the target (despite being the only one in his section still alive), and the mystery of Leet’s missing shirts is being completely ignored, unlike his pecs.

Will they figure out who cranked up the tanners? Or even how to make lunch?

Access the full transcript to episode 2.

You’ve been listening to:

Richard Nadolny as the Narrator,

Tim Sherburn as Colin

Richard Cowen as Leet and interviewer

Eric Perry as Joe and Dr. Friederich von Haber-Zetzer

Bonnie Brantley as Holly Martin Maples

Oz 9 is written and produced by Shannon Perry, who plays Madeline and Olivia.

Music composed and performed by John Faley

Sound effects available on Freesound:

Spaceship Engine – just noise.wav by Nexotron

Sci fi door by peepholecircus

Electric zap by JoelAudio

 

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