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episode eleven: She might do some lasting pickles

episode eleven: She might do some lasting pickles

Published March 10, 2019

It’s Day Two

And we’re as startled as you are that anyone’s still alive.

Day two on the Oz 9 sees the crew celebrating fewer fatalities (sorry, Matt) at least on board (sorry, Sweden) and making a critical discovery about cheese.

But the two-headed repairbot is awake again and wreaking some havoc, Madeline needs to warn Jessie about her crew, and apparently, if someone invites you to go on an adventure in space, don’t go back for your purse or to the porta-loo.

TRANSCRIPT

You’ve been listening to:

Tim Sherburn as Head Two and Colin/Colon
Eric Perry as Head One, Joe, and Dr. von Haber-Zetzer
Richard Cowen as Leet
Shannon Perry as Olivia and Madeline
Bonnie Brantley as Jessie, and
Richard Nadolny as the Narrator

Our theme and other music is composed and performed by John Faley.

Oz 9 is written and produced by Shannon Perry.

If you like Oz 9 and would like to support us, you can purchase some sweet swag at teepublic.com/user/oz9. Come find us on Twitter (you can start with @Oz9podcast and branch out from there). Our apologies to 1/8th of Sweden.

This episode is dedicated to Matt. May he rest in pees.

Sound effects from Freesound:

http://freesound.org/people/peepholecircus/sounds/171705/
http://freesound.org/people/Diboz/sounds/211683/

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Mini episode 10 and a half

Published March 1, 2019

We discover…

What happens when a homicidal, two-headed robot gets shoved into an empty (empty??) storage bay without arms or hope of release?

Good question. Listen in and find out.

This special mini-episode slots in between episodes 10 and 11. To get early access to mini-episodes, join our Patreon at any level.

As always, huge thanks to all our Patrons!

TRANSCRIPT

You’re listening to:

Eric Perry as Head One
Tim Sherburn as Head Two
Richard Nadolny as the Narrator

Our theme music and other music was composed and performed by John Faley.

Oz 9 is written and produced by Shannon Perry.

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episode ten: Fixing the ejaculax

Published February 24, 2019

Episode 10, in which we hope to find out…

Will Madeline and Joe be able to fix the copulatron and attach it to the forniculator before they realize neither of these things actually exists?

Is Leet doomed to spend most of his journey inside a healer pod?

Are there any sensible podcasts looking for a reliable, experienced narrator? And no, I’m not “asking for a friend.”

TRANSCRIPT

You’ve been listening to…

Eric Perry as Head One and Joe,
Richard Cowen as Leet,
Tim Sherburn as Head Two, Buck Nubbins, Colin, and random alarmed guy,
Bonnie Brantley as Jessie,
Shannon Perry as Madeline and Olivia,
Steven Crider as Rock Brickwell, and
Richard Nadolny, as your Narrator.

Our theme and other music was composed and performed by John Faley.

Oz 9 is written and produced by Shannon Perry, with special thanks to Shannon Valentine Hull for editing expertise.

For Beebs.

Sound effects from Freesound:

http://freesound.org/people/luffy/sounds/3536/ (record scratch)
http://freesound.org/people/peepholecircus/sounds/171705/
http://freesound.org/people/unchaz/sounds/150954/
http://freesound.org/people/Breviceps/sounds/453388/

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episode nine: Mind the gap

Published February 11, 2019

In which:

Colin makes a sausage-scented discovery, Rock and Donna talk murder, we learn about automatic chopsticks, and Olivia confesses that she might not be … all there.

TRANSCRIPT

You’re listening to:

Tim Sherburn as Colin

Eric Perry as Joe

Richard Cowen as Leet

Shannon Perry as Olivia

Bonnie Brantley as woman’s voice and Donna

John Faley as man’s voice

Steven Crider as Rock Brickwell, and

Richard Nadolny as the Narrator

Oz 9 is written and produced by Shannon Perry. Our theme music and other music is composed and performed by John Faley, with additional arrangement by Elliot Faley.

Want that sweet tee the Narrator was talking about? You can find it and other merch in our store. And don’t forget to follow us on Twitter and Facebook. Stay tuned for announcements on our upcoming Patreon launch…!

Sound effects from Freesound:

http://freesound.org/people/Yin_Yang_Jake007/sounds/435359/
http://freesound.org/people/EverydaySounds/sounds/125064/
http://freesound.org/people/vrodge/sounds/119554/
http://freesound.org/people/Diboz/sounds/211683/
http://freesound.org/people/JoelAudio/sounds/136542/
http://freesound.org/people/peepholecircus/sounds/171705/

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episode eight: Things that go stupid in the night

Published January 30, 2019

In which

It’s “night” on the Oz 9, and the crew is literally and figuratively stumbling around in the dark. Back on earth a cub reporter and a private dick are hot on Mr. Southers’ heels, asking the sorts of questions that might get them an invitation to sleep with the fishes.

TRANSCRIPT

You’re listening to:

Eric Perry as Joe, Mr. Southers and Dr. Friederich von Haber-Zetzer
Bonnie Brantley as Jessie and Donna
Richard Cowen as Leet
Tim Sherburn as Colin and Buck Nubbins
Introducing Steven Crider as Rock Brickwell
and Richard Nadolny as your narrator.
Oz 9 is written by Shannon Perry, who also plays Madeline and Olivia.

Our music is composed and performed by John Faley.

Additional sound effects provided by Roxy.

Sound effects from Freesound:

http://freesound.org/people/peepholecircus/sounds/171705/
http://freesound.org/people/Breviceps/sounds/453388/
http://freesound.org/people/Suburbanwizard/sounds/417994/
http://freesound.org/people/Diboz/sounds/211683/
http://freesound.org/people/JoelAudio/sounds/136542/
http://freesound.org/people/fredzed/sounds/416385/
http://freesound.org/people/SieuAmThanh/sounds/397787/
http://freesound.org/people/Filmscore/sounds/436939/
http://freesound.org/people/vrodge/sounds/119554/

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episode seven: The biggest bunch of mindless wankers

Published January 13, 2019

In which

Leet is accosted by someone (or thing) and bunged into airlock 7,

Olivia gets tetchy about Leet’s imminent demise,

There’s an enormous amount of bickering, and

We discover the limits of that whole “two heads better than one” nonsense.

Get the full transcript of Episode 7.

You’re listening to:

Richard Nadolny as the Narrator

Bonnie Brantley as Jessie and the Recruiter

Eric Perry as Joe and Head 1

Tim Sherburn as Colin and Head 2 and

Richard Cowen as Leet

Oz 9 is written by Shannon Perry, who also plays Madeline and Olivia

Our theme and other incidental music was written and performed by John Faley.

Sounds effects from Freesound:

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episode six: dark and starting to collect liquid

Published January 7, 2019

In which

Leet reveals a certain fascination with some heavenly orbs…

More pods go squelchy…

We discover how the crews of the Oz fleet were assembled, and …

The narrator reveals a Very Big Secret.

Find the full transcript here.

You’re listening to:

Richard Cowen as Leet
Bonnie Brantley as Jessie and the Interviewer
Tim Sherburn as Colin and Dick
Eric Perry as Joe and Dr. Friederich von Haber-Zetzer
Richard Nadolny as the Narrator
Oz 9 is written by Shannon Perry, who also plays Madeline and Olivia

Our theme music and other incidental music was written and performed by John Faley.

Sound effects from Freesound:

peephole circus (door) http://freesound.org/people/peepholecircus/sounds/171705/
http://freesound.org/people/Suburbanwizard/sounds/417994/
http://freesound.org/people/ehohnke/sounds/242235/
http://freesound.org/people/lchapman1980/sounds/439895/
http://freesound.org/people/Ch0cchi/sounds/15294/
http://freesound.org/people/jayfrosting/sounds/333415/
http://freesound.org/people/jayfrosting/sounds/333412/
http://freesound.org/people/Kinoton/sounds/371562/

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episode five: there’s a zombie in the corridor

Published December 23, 2018

Heave a sigh of relief: Leet’s symmetry has been restored. Might suggest you breathe through your mouth, though, as there’s a rapidly decomposing dead person in the corridor. Messing up Joe’s clean floors. Seriously, zombies are why we can’t have nice things.

Not clear on the Cumberbatch/penguin reference? http://youtu.be/9GHPNKUMf70?t=200

Download the full transcript of episode 5.

Starring

Richard Cowen as Leet
Bonnie Brantley as Lady Lucretia Nibble-Biscuit
Tim Sherburn as Colin
Eric Perry as Joe and
Richard Nadolny as the Narrator
Oz 9 is written by Shannon Perry, who also plays Madeline and Olivia

Our theme music and other incidental music was written and performed by John Faley.

Sound effects from Freesound:

peephole circus (door) http://freesound.org/people/peepholecircus/sounds/171705/
sieuamthanh (alarm) http://freesound.org/people/SieuAmThanh/sounds/397787/
iamgiorgio (fire extinguisher) http://freesound.org/people/Iamgiorgio/sounds/371839/
screamstudio (air raid siren) http://freesound.org/people/ScreamStudio/sounds/412171/
wizage (gulps) http://freesound.org/people/Wizage/
nexotron (engine noise) http://freesound.org/people/Nexotron/sounds/371282/
okieactor (gunshot) http://freesound.org/people/okieactor/sounds/415912/
fredzed (airlock) http://freesound.org/people/fredzed/sounds/416385/

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episode four: space is great for sulking

Published December 13, 2018

Episode four in which Olivia gasses the crew, Leet’s symmetry is imperiled, and the janitor and the AI debate the relative value of the tooth fairy.

Access the full transcript to episode 4.

Starring

Richard Cowen as Leet
Bonnie Brantley as Jessie
Tim Sherburn as Colin
Eric Perry as Joe and
Richard Nadolny as the Narrator
Oz 9 is written by Shannon Perry, who also plays Madeline and Olivia

Our theme music and other incidental music was written and performed by John Faley.

Sounds from Freesound:

http://freesound.org/people/JustInvoke/ (cracked tooth)
http://freesound.org/people/SieuAmThanh/sounds/397787/ (alarm)
http://freesound.org/people/mikaelfernstrom/sounds/68709/ (revving engine)
http://freesound.org/people/audible-edge/sounds/76804/ (squealing tires)
http://freesound.org/people/Diboz/sounds/211683/ (sounds of the bridge)
http://freesound.org/people/Nexotron/sounds/371282/ (engine hum)
http://freesound.org/people/peepholecircus/sounds/171705/ (door)

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