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episode 81: Hangover remedies and really good sunscreen

episode 81: Hangover remedies and really good sunscreen

Published April 12, 2023

Yes, I KNOW we said January, but hey, it’s January somewhere, right?

The Oz 9 crew are finally (?) done with their plant-based emergency and have broken free of the Milky Way Galaxy. They’re currently lurking in a galaxy that (if you’re looking at it sideways and are 9 years old) has a vaguely rude shape. That should keep them entertained for a while.

Anyway, they might actually get off the 9 and explore a strange new world here soon, so now’s probably a good time to say goodbye.

Please stay through the end credits to hear a very cool trailer for a very good show: Human B-Gon. Check it out here on Podchaser!

And we haven’t gotten any reviews for, like, AGES, so you know <scuffs shoe in dirt>, if you wanted to <stuffs hands deep in pockets>, you could, like, leave us one or something. No biggie.

TRANSCRIPT

You’ve been listening to:

Tim Sherburn as Colin
Shannon Perry as Madeline and Olivia
Bonnie Brantley as Jessie
Chrissi Talyn Saje as Julie
Eric Perry as Joe
Sarah Golding as Mrs Sheffield
David S Dear as Dr Theo Bromae
Kevin Hall as Greg,
Kyle Jones as Narrator 2, and
Chris Nadolny Gourley as your Narrator.

Our music is by John Faley; our artwork is by Lucas Elliott. Sarah Golding is our dialog editor, and Oliver Morris is our sound designer. Oz 9 is written by Shannon Perry but if you say so in public, she’ll deny it.

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HIATUS: Enough with the toad orgy, Two

The Oz 9 ship against a starry sky. Some characters are visible through the windshield.

HIATUS: Enough with the toad orgy, Two

Published February 8, 2023

If you struggled through the classically complex and layered story of the last four seasons, you’re not alone. It was, as Mrs Sheffield has it, “more twisty-turny than my graduate teaching assistant’s insides after my AP Honours’ Intestinal Inversion lecture and practicuum.”

So Dr. Charles Tucket, who you may remember from another hiatus episode, The Oz 8000 Biosphere: Portrait of a Refuge, has been unthawed once again to provide some much-needed and hopefully not teeth-grittingly dull exposition and explanation.

Good luck. Take notes.

You’ve been listening to:

Kyle Jones as the tour guide and Narrator Two.
Chris Nadolny Gourley as your Narrator,
and David S Dear as Dr. Charlie Tucket.

Our music is by John Faley; our artwork by Lucas Elliott. Sarah Golding is the dialogue editor, and Oliver Morris is our sound designer. Oz 9 is written by Shannon Perry.

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episode 80: Oh my giddy aunt

episode 80: Oh my giddy aunt

Published February 8, 2023

I’M LATE TO THE LISTEN ALONG, SO THIS IS WHAT YOU GET.

Also, this was done in quite a rush, so we’re making some updates. Stay tuned!

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episode 79: Sand where no man is making pearls

episode 79: Sand where no man is making pearls

Published October 23, 2022

It’s possible someone dies in this episode. I mean, it’s possible someone dies in EVERY episode — it’s really pretty astonishing when no one does — so you should probably pay attention today so you understand the chatter around the old fishbowl at work tomorrow.

Today’s bonus information: a really tightly woven Italian suit can protect against some wimpier weaponry.

And just like that, another player is removed from the board. One episode left in Season Four, space monkeys. Will anyone survive?

TRANSCRIPT

You’ve been listening to…

Kevin Hall as Felonius and Greg
Sarah Golding as Mrs Sheffield
Eric Perry as Mr. Southers, Dr. von Haber Zetzer and Joe
Sarah Rhea Werner as Pipistrelle
Shannon Perry as Madeline
Tim Sherburn as Colin
David S Dear as Dr. Theo Bromae
Bonnie Brantley as Jessie
Aaron Clark as Le Bichon Frise and Ben
Chrisi Talyn Saje as Julie
Kyle Jones is Narrator 2, and
Chris Nadolny Gourley is your Narrator

Our spectacular artwork is by Lucas Elliott; all this gorgeous music is by John Faley. Dialogue editing is from the brilliant Sarah Golding, and sound design from the glorious Oliver Morris. Oz 9 is written by Shannon Perry, who can almost remember what happened in the last episode, but no guarantees.

Oz 9 will be hosting a live listen-along for our season finale! Join us at 10 AM US Pacific time on our Cast Junkie Discord channel on date TBD.

Keep an eye on our website and our Twitter, @Oz9podcast, for the exact date once we know what it is. To join us, find the invite link on our website, https://oz-9.com. Or go here, even: https://discord.gg/4zXBRxH.

Until next time, space monkeys, shoot for the stars, but don’t eat the sandwiches.

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episode 78: Is anyone else seeing wings?

Published September 25, 2022

Is anyone else hearing a weird … flapping sound? And feeling a tiny bit of a breeze? But like, a weirdly hostile breeze that’s just coiled up and waiting to turn into a tornado, given even a hint of a reason?

Just me? Huh.

Well, it’s episode 78, and if you haven’t learned your lesson by now, I can’t help you.

Also, there will be a live listen-along for season-ending episode 80, so keep your eye on our Twitter (@oz9pocast) and our website (https://oz-9.com) for that one.

TRANSCRIPT

You’ve been listening to:

Eric Perry as Howard, Joe, and Dr. von Haber Zetzer
Tim Sherburn as Colin and Emily
Richard Cowen as Leet
Bonnie Brantley as Jessie and Donna
Shannon Perry as Madeline and Olivia
Chrisi Talyn Saje as Julie
David S Dear as Dr Theo Bromae and Tiberius
Aaron Clark as Le Bichon Frise and Ben
Kevin Hall as Greg and Felonius
Sarah Golding as Mrs Sheffield
Lee Shackleford as Pluto
Kyle Jones is Narrator 2
Introducing Sarah Rhea Werner as Pipistrelle!
Chris Nadolny Gourley is your Narrator

Oz 9 was written by Shannon Perry, edited by Sarah Golding, and sound designed by Oliver Morris. John Faley is our composer and music man; our art is by Lucas Elliott.

We love hearing from you, so leave us a review if it strikes your fancy, or hang out with us on the Cast Junkie Discord Server.

Until next time, Space Monkeys, shoot for the stars. Just, not literally.

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episode 77: Mind the disco ball

episode 77: Mind the disco ball

Published August 28, 2022

Content warning: There are some big emotions in this one, so please take care of you.

We’re getting closer to the end of Season 4, and … well, that’s it, really. We’re getting closer. Break out the confetti because you get a break from us!

Well, probably. We’re kind of like barnacles — we have to be scraped off and then we still leave a sticky residue.

Anyway, lots going on in here, so I’ll just leave you to it. Pass the sandwiches. And the tissue….

TRANSCRIPT

You’ve been listening to:

Eric Perry as Dr von Haber Zetzer and Joe
Shannon Perry as Madeline and Olivia
David S Dear as Dr. Theo Bromae
Tim Sherburn as Colin
Kevin Hall as Greg and Felonius
Richard Cowen as Leet
Aaron Clark as Le Bichon Frise and Ben
Bonnie Brantley as Jessie and Donna
Chrisi Talyn Saje as Julie
Sarah Golding as Mrs Sheffield
June Clark Eubanks as the Albatros
Kyle Jones is Narrator 2, and
Chris Nadolny Gourley is your Narrator

Oz 9’s dialogue is edited by Sarah Golding, and Oliver Morris is our sound designer. Our music is by John Faley; our artwork is by Lucas Elliott. Oz 9 is written by Shannon Perry.

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episode 76: Covered in goat dung and yodelers

Published August 14, 2022

It’s entirely possible this story has spun a wee bit out of control. But then, isn’t that a lot like…life?

I mean, take your basic ergonomic keyboard. Don’t you want to bash its tiny electronic brains out on a rock, only it was expensive and nominally doing something useful for your hands or wrists or something? While that might be an overreaction, might it also be considered an entirely understandable response to the fact that every time you try to type an exclamation point you get that weird squiggly tilde or whatever that thing is called, and let’s face it, for some of us, there’s just not that much call for a tilde, as I don’t speak a language that requires it, nor do I need to indicate “approximately” that often-

Sorry.

Just … listen to the thing. Or not. Whatever~ oh for fu-

TRANSCRIPT

You’ve been listening to:

Bonnie Brantley as Jessie and Donna
Shannon Perry as Madeline and Olivia
June Clark Eubanks as Teresa and the Albatros
Eric Perry as Joe and Dr von Haber Zetzer
Tim Sherburn as Colin
Richard Cowen as Leet
David S Dear as Dr. Theo Bromae
Kevin Hall as Greg
Aaron Clark as Ben and Le Bichon Frise
Chrisi Talyn Saje as Julie
Lee Shackleford as Pluto
Richard Nadolny as The Alarm
Kyle Jones as Narrator 2 and
Chris Nadolny Gourley as your Narrator

Our music is by John Faley; our artwork is by Lucas Elliott. Our dialogue is edited by Sarah Golding, and Oliver Morris is our sound designer. Oz 9 is written by Shannon Perry.

Until next time, Space Monkeys~

SERIOUSLY????

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episode 75: Mad stories of trampled relatives

Published July 31, 2022

Note: This is the final episode narrated by Richard Nadolny. His fabulous daughter Chris Nadolny Gourley takes over the mic in 76.

Other note: despite what the credits say, this episode was edited by Sarah Golding and sound designed by Oliver Morris. (Both geniuses; give them lots of gigs and money.)

We’d say the pace is picking up, but seriously, when you’re just going around in circles because half of your engines are blown out, does pace really matter?

Also, did YOU know National Geographic has a Narrators’ Lounge? Who do you suppose hangs out in there? Freeman and Attenborough, obv; surely Ron Howard drops by now and again, Benedict Cumberbatch probably quit coming by after that whole “peng-wing” incident… Oprah has her own wing…

Sorry, got a little distracted there. What were we talking about? Oh hell, I’m sure whatever it was, it wasn’t very important.

TRANSCRIPT

You’ve been listening to:

June Clark Eubanks as the Albatros
Tim Sherburn as Colin
Shannon Perry as Olivia and Madeline
Richard Cowen as Leet
Sarah Golding as Mrs Sheffield
Kevin Hall as Greg and Felonius
Eric Perry as Dr von Haber Zetzer and Southers
David S Dear as Dr. Theo Bromae
Chrisi Talyn Saje as Julie
Aaron Clark as Ben and le Bichon Frise
Bonnie Brantley as Jessie
Kyle Jones as Narrator 2 and
Richard Nadolny as your Narrator

Our music is by John Faley; our artwork is by Lucas Elliott. Oz 9 is written by Shannon Perry. As previously mentioned, production was by the Dream Team of Sarah Golding and Oliver Morris.

Until next time, Space Monkeys, try not to bump into the moon.

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episode 73: Is that a Giant Turnip?

Published June 30, 2022

Warning: this is narrated by Richard, so take care of you.

Brugmansia, it turns out, isn’t a type of Italian leather shoe. Nor is it the third movement of something by Beethoven. And it is definitely NOT edible.

But it can be stuck in one’s mouth and swallowed, so of course, the bumfluff crew of Oz 9 did.

BTW, St. Leonard’s Day isn’t a real thing. But it should be.

TRANSCRIPT

You’ve been listening to…

Bonnie Brantley as Jessie and Donna
Richard Cowen as Leet
Tim Sherburn as Colin
Aaron Clark as Ben and le Bichon Frise
June Clark Eubanks as the Albatros
Kevin Hall as Greg
Shannon Perry as Madeline
Iri Alexander as Julie
Eric Perry as Dr von Haber Zetzer, Mr Southers, and Joe
David S Dear as Dr. Theo Bromae
Lee Shackleford as Pluto
Sarah Golding as Mrs Sheffield
Kyle Jones is Narrator 2, and
Richard Nadolny is your Narrator

Our music is by John Faley; our artwork is by Lucas Elliott. Oz 9 is written by Shannon Perry and edited and produced by Oliver Morris.

Until next time, Space Monkeys!

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