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We assume our title will send tens of you dashing to Google Translate or similar to check Joe’s [Jesus!] pronunciation, so spoiler alert, he’s spot on. Or not. Apologies to Icelanders.

So…. 120’s out. That’s a thing we finally did. With it, season six concludes and begins its long trudge toward inevitable oblivion. But with goats, so it’s not so bad.

Stay tuned for a special announcement at the end, and no, I’m not going to tell you here or even give you a hint. LISTEN TO THE SHOW. That’s why we made it. Sheesh!

I will give you one spoiler, though: the volcano is a red herring. For now.

 

TRANSCRIPT (this one looks funny, so shout at me on Bluesky or Discord if it’s not working, k?)

You’ve been listening to:

• Eric Perry as Joe, Howard, Dr. von Haber Zetzer, and Mr Southers.
• Bonnie Brantley as Donna and Jessie
• Sarah Golding as Mrs Sheffield
• Chrisi Talyn Saje as Julie
• All the Space Monkeys in our Discord for providing the yodeling goats
• David S Dear as Dr Theo Bromae and Tiberius
• Kevin Hall as Greg and Felonius
• Pete Barry as Bob and Me
• Sarah Rhea Warner as Pipistrelle
• Shannon Perry as Olivia and Madeline
• Tim Sherburn as Colin and Emily
• June Clark Eubanks as herself
• Aaron Clark as himself
• Lee Shackleford as himself
• Richard Cowen as himself
• Kyle Jones is your Narrator Two
• And Chris Nadolny Gourley is your Narrator

John Faley is our music director, and our artwork is by Lucas Elliott. Sarah Golding is our dialogue editor, and Mark Restuccia is our sound designer. Oz 9 is written by Shannon Perry.

Oz 9 is a proud member of the Fable and Folly Network. Please check out our sibling shows at fableandfolly.com and support our sponsors.

Until… I dunno, late springish? Early summerish? Keep your eyes on the stars, and it’s pronounced phal-OM-eter.

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Look, when your life is in the hands of someone who only recently gave up huffing glue, you keep your will updated and hope for the best.

Such is the situation our four guests find themselves in, but hey, they agreed to be part of this season of I’m a Celebrity, Get Me Off This Toxic Planet, so on their own heads be it, really.

Dr Theo (swoon) has sabotaged their escape “plan” for purposes that are hazy at best and really f*&king stupid at worst, and now the crew are stuck on a planet that’s trying its celestial best to kill them.

Will they survive? More importantly, will IaCGMOTTP be renewed for another season? Until next time, Space Monkeys, go get some sun. Really, you’re looking a little peaky.

Thanks as ever to the wonderful Mission: Rejected podcast for lending us their voices and talent and not immediately sending us a Cease & Desist order after reflecting upon their choices. (They recently did a live show — you can see the hilarious video here.)

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You’ve been listening to:

• Emmet Dowgin as the Director’s Assistant
• Pete Barry as Bob
• Tim Sherburn as Colin and Emily
• Caden Dowgin as the Director.
• Bonnie Brantley as Donna and Jessie
• David S Dear as Dr Theo Bromae and Tiberius
• Kevin Hall as Felonius and Greg
• John Dowgin as Gritz
• Eric Perry as Howard, Mr Southers, and Joe
• Chrisi Talyn Saje as Julie
• Shannon Perry as Madeline and Olivia
• Faith Dowgin as Mivv
• Sarah Golding as Mrs Sheffield
• Sarah Rhea Warner as Pipistrelle
• J Michael DeAngelis as Telf
• Bob Killian as Zblatt. 
• Kyle Jones is your Narrator Two
• And Chris Nadolny Gourley is your Narrator.

John Faley is our music director, and our artwork is by Lucas Elliott. 

Sarah Golding is our dialogue editor, and Mark Restuccia is our sound designer. Oz 9 is written by Shannon Perry.

Oz 9 is a proud member of the Fable and Folly Network. Please check out our sibling shows at FableAndFolly.com and support our sponsors.

 

 

 

 

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The crew are tramping aimlessly across the blistering and occasionally freezing surface of Planet KTAALNS (Kill Them All And Leave No Survivors, otherwise known as “Bob”) and things are pretty grim. Like, not even Brothers Grimm, more Quintuplets Grimm, plus a few singles and a couple sets of Twins Grimm. Just very very grim.

I mean, they might survive, but even if they do, they’re going to smell really bad, and does anyone need that right now?

NOTE: Stay till the end to hear the trailer for a show you’ll want to listen to next: 10 Apocalypses!

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You’ve been listening to:

• Bonnie Brantley as Donna and Jessie
• Tim Sherburn as Colin and Emily
• Mark Restuccia as C4 from the Best in Galaxy podcast
• David S Dear as Dr Theo Bromae and Tiberius
• Kevin Hall as Greg and Felonius
• Eric Perry as Joe, Dr. von Haber Zetzer, Mr. Southers, and Howard
• Sarah Golding as Mrs Sheffield
• Chrisi Talyn Saje as Julie
• Shannon Perry is Captain Madeline and Olivia
• Sarah Rhea Warner as Pipistrelle.
• Kyle Jones is your Narrator 2, and
• Chris Nadolny Gourley is your Narrator

John Faley is our music director, and our artwork is by Lucas Elliott. 

Sarah Golding is our dialogue editor, and Mark Restuccia is our sound designer. Oz 9 is written by Shannon Perry. Big thanks to Mark Restuccia for C4ing C4’s lines.

Oz 9 is a proud member of the Fable and Folly Network. Please check out our sibling shows at fableandfolly.com and support our sponsors.

Find out more about 10 Apocalypses and Citeog Podcasts here: https://www.citeogpodcasts.com/

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I’M SORRY, WHAT? HANG ON, LET ME GET TO A QUIETER PLACE, JUST A SECOND….

Phew. That’s better. Things have gone bananarama aboard the Oz 9, and the crew has spent the last few hours trying not to get dysentery or squashed crossing a digital freeway. A few folks are hanging out in Meanwhile, which is basically a Narrators’ Neverland with a few extra lost boys, and someone keeps trying to stick a fish in my ear.

You’re welcome to join the fracas, if you really want to, but wear a helmet and avoid Wiggy. He’s an asshole.

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You’ve been listening to:

• Pete Barry as Bob
• Tim Sherburn as Colin
• Bonnie Brantley as Donna and Jessie
• Kevin Hall as Greg
• Eric Perry as Joe
• Chrisi Talyn Saje as Julie
• Shannon Perry as Madeline and Olivia
• Sarah Golding as Mrs Sheffield
• Sarah Rhea Warner as Pipistrelle 
• Kyle Jones is your Narrator Two, and
• Chris Nadolny Gourley is your Narrator

John Faley is our music director, and our artwork is by Lucas Elliott. Sarah Golding is our dialogue editor, and Mark Restuccia is our sound designer. Oz 9 is written by Shannon Perry.

Oz 9 is a proud member of the Fable and Folly Network. Please check out our sibling shows at fable and folly dot com and support our sponsors. 

Until next time, Space Monkeys, try to have a happy childhood, because you never know when you might have to relive it.

 

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Once upon a time, there was a blurb writer who dreamed of the back of book jackets or maybe even the inside front flap, or the little bit of copy under the picture in a catalog, or a word or two like “stunning!” or “ribald!” on a film poster, oooo ooooo, maybe even on the inside first few pages of a novel, somewhere just under Kirkus Reviews….

But no. Instead that blurb writer does…this. Gives hints on a podcast episode you’re planning to listen to anyway so you probably don’t even read it. But here we are. You don’t know this, but I’m also the https://bsky.app/profile/oz9podcast.bsky.social attendant. Didn’t expect that, huh? Did ya? So if you read this, drop me a note on Bluesky? So I know someone out there did? Hellllllloooooooooooo…..?

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You’ve been listening to: 

• Shannon Perry as Olivia and Madeline
• Tim Sherburn as Colin
• Kevin Hall as Felonius and Greg
• Mark Restuccia as C4 from Best in Galaxy
• Eric Perry as Joe and Mr Southers
• David S Dear as Tiberius
• Sarah Rhea Warner as Pipistrelle
• Bonnie Brantley as Donna and Jessie
• Sarah Golding as Mrs Sheffield
• Pete Barry as Bob 
• Kyle Jones is your Narrator 2, and
• Chris Nadolny Gourley is your Narrator.

John Faley is our music director, and our artwork is by Lucas Elliott. Sarah Golding is our dialogue editor, and Mark Restuccia is our sound designer. Oz 9 is written by Shannon Perry.

Oz 9 is a proud member of the Fable and Folly Network. Please check out our sibling shows at fableandfolly.com and support our sponsors. Also, don’t forget we have a Patreon account, should you ever wish to drop some coins into our bucket. Just… mind the mime.

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