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episode sixty-nine: Tighter than a Minnesotan manhole

episode sixty-nine: Tighter than a Minnesotan manhole

Published March 4, 2022

It’s episode 69, and the whole world is just upside down.

Oh, come on, not even ONE “sixty-nine” joke? Sheesh.

You’ve been listening to…
Sarah Golding as Mrs Sheffield
Lee Shackleford as Pluto
Aaron Clark as Ben
Iri Alexander as Julie
Eric Perry as Mr Southers
Bonnie Brantley as Jessie and Donna
Shannon Perry as Madeline and Olivia
June Clark Eubanks as the Albatros
Richard Cowen as Leet
Tim Sherburn as Colin
Richard Nadolny as your Narrator, and
Kyle Jones as Narrator 2.

Our music is by John Faley; our artwork is by Lucas Elliott. Oz 9 is written and produced by Shannon Perry. Our comic books are on sale on Etsy, and all of the cool kids are buying them.

Until next time, space monkeys!

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episode sixty-eight: Hold our swamp hooch

Published January 25, 2022

This episode is dedicated to the memory of Granny Shelp,
who held the codes to Gated Galaxies, and the key to our hearts.
Much love to one of our forever space monkeys.

Leet’s been boiling up … well, we’re not sure what those are. He thought they were apples, and he was trying to make apple cider. Or maybe apple sauce, we’re not really clear what he was aiming for. In any event, he ended up with something that can only be contained in these special jars the Albatros makes from clay from the bioswamp; it burns right through everything else.

Anyway, if someone invites you to have a swig of swamp hooch, we really suggest you run away. Maybe punch them first, because clearly they’re trying to kill you, and that’ll give you a little more time to escape.

TRANSCRIPT

You’ve been listening to:

Tim Sherburn as Emily
Eric Perry as Howard
Kevin Hall as Greg
Shannon Perry as Olivia and Madeline
Bonnie Brantley as Jessie and Donna
Aaron Clark as le Bichon Frise
Richard Cowen as Leet, and
Richard Nadolny as your Narrator

Our music is by John Faley; our artwork is by Lucas Elliott. Oz 9 is written and produced by Shannon Perry.

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episode sixty-seven: I haf been tinkering vis my shavink foam

Published January 5, 2022

We hope you all had a great holiday season.

We didn’t.

Something blew up and it stunk like crazy, but we still have no idea what it was, and Dr. von Haber Zetzer’s not talking. We’re not sure if that’s because he’s guilty or in shock, but either way, we’re not prying an answer out of him any time soon.

TRANSCRIPT

You’ve been listening to:

Bonnie Brantley as Jessie and Donna
Richard Cowen as Leet
Tim Sherburn as Colin
Aaron Clark as Le Bichon Frise
Shannon Perry as Olivia and Madeline
June Clark Eubanks as the Albatros
Kevin Hall as Greg
David S Dear as Dr. Theo Bromae
Eric Perry as Dr. von Haber Zetzer
with special guests Greg Yim as Chet
and Darryl Schnell as Brett (thanks, Greg, Darryl, and Kiyomi!)
Richard Nadolny was your Narrator

A gentle reminder that you can support us by buying merch at our tee public and Etsy stores, or joining our Patreon. You can find links to all of the above at our website, Oz-9.com.

Until next time, Space Monkeys….!

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episode sixty-six: Feels super bowel-y in here

Published December 19, 2021

It’s the holiday season, and our gift to you is…. some stupid. We made it ourselves.

TRANSCRIPT

You’ve been listening to:

Aaron Clark as Ben
Bonnie Brantley as Donna
Iri Alexander as Julie
Lee Shackleford as Pluto
Sarah Golding as Mrs Sheffield
Kevin Hall as Felonius
Eric Perry as Mr Southers and Joe
and Richard Nadolny as your Narrator.

Our music is composed and performed by John Faley; our artwork is by Lucas Elliott. This episode was directed by June Clark Eubanks. Oz 9 is written and produced by Shannon Perry.

Don’t forget, you can wear Oz 9 merchandise as a badge of hon- you can wear Oz 9 merchandise. Check out our Tee Public and Etsy stores. Also, buy our comic book? Please? We have LOTS.

Until next time, Space Monkeys!

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episode sixty-five: Astronauting is a lonely business

Published November 21, 2021

Have you ever wondered about HOW the Oz ships were retrofitted for long space journeys? Us too.

We still do.

Hey, stay till the end to hear the trailer for the glorious podcast Mockery Manor. HIGHLY recommended!

TRANSCRIPT

You’ve been listening to:

Lee Shackleford as Interviewer 1
Sarah Golding as Interviewer 2
Kevin Hall as Interviewer 4
June Clark Eubanks as Interviewer 5
Tim Sherburn as Colin
Richard Cowen as Leet
Bonnie Brantley as Jessie
Shannon Perry as Madeline
Eric Perry as Mr Southers
Richard Nadolny as your Narrator, and
Kyle Jones as Interviewer 3 and Narrator 2.

Our music is by John Faley; our artwork is by Lucas Elliott.
Thanks for joining us, Space Monkeys, and we’ll be back next time!

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episode sixty-four: Is there anyone on the bridge whose name isn’t completely douchey?

Published November 19, 2021

Yeah, it’s kind of a long title, but it’s an important question.

This episode is a flashback in which random, weird stuff happens, just in case you were wondering if 2021 and 2022 were the weirdest history gets.

TRANSCRIPT

You’ve been listening to:

Eric Perry as Joe
David S Dear as Tiberius
Shannon Perry as Olivia
Aaron Clark as Le Bichon Frise
Tim Sherburn as Colin
Richard Nadolny as your Narrator, and
Kyle Jones as Narrator 2.

Our music is composed and performed by John Faley; Lucas Elliott is our artist. This episode was directed by June Clark Eubanks. Oz 9 is written and produced by Shannon Perry.

Until next time, Space Monkeys!

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episode sixty-three: You are a naughty little schatzi

Published October 24, 2021

BONUS CONTENT: Be sure you listen all the way to the end, for the most wonderful bit of silliness crafted by Sarah Golding, she of a million voices and even more talents. Sung(ish) by members of the cast, and arranged by Sarah, it’s hilarious and delightful. To find the lyrics, check out the transcript below!

You thought your job was hard, imagine being Narrator (or Narrator 2, really) for this boatload of Twinkies. (Which, incidentally have still not shown any signs of decomposition in 2142, just sayin’.)

If our Narrator makes it through his contract without developing a neurosis (or cirrhosis), well, it’s not our fault.

Avocado yogurt…. avocado yogurt….

TRANSCRIPT

You’ve been listening to:

Eric Perry as Joe and Dr von Haber Zetzer
David S Dear as Dr Theo Bromae
Sarah Golding as Mrs Sheffield
Iri Alexander as Julie
June Clark Eubanks as the Albatros
Richard Nadolny as your Narrator, and
Kyle Jones as Narrator 2

Our music is by John Faley. Our artwork is by Lucas Elliott. This episode was directed by June Clark Eubanks. Oz 9 is written and produced by Shannon Perry.

Visit us on Twitter @oz9podcast or join our Patreon at patreon.com/Oz9podcast.

Until next time, Space Monkeys!

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episode sixty-two: I sent him a hippotigrus

Published October 23, 2021

It’s true many people complain that Oz 9 is not only NOT educational, it may in fact “leach information out of your brain as you listen.” (thanks, mom — real nice)

We beg to differ. Did you know zebras were once called “hippotigruses” (hippotigri? whatever)? Think of how much you’ve learned about plants and space and maths and fugu and Sweden!

Anyway, if we’re making you dumber, I think you know exactly what Olivia would have to say to that. Because that’s ANOTHER THING YOU LEARNED.

TRANSCRIPT

You’ve been listening to:

Iri Alexander as Julie
Kevin Hall as Felonius
Sarah Golding as Mrs Sheffield
Aaron Clark as Ben
Eric Perry as Mr Southers and Joe
Lee Shackleford as Pluto
David S Dear as Tiberius
Tim Sherburn as Colin, and
Richard Nadolny as your Narrator

Our artwork is by Lucas Elliott; our music is composed and performed by John Faley. This episode was directed by June Clark Eubanks. Oz 9 is written and produced by Shannon Perry.

If you’re enjoying the show, visit our website at Oz-9.com where you can find links to our merch stores, our comic book, and our Patreon.

We always appreciate a rate and review on Apple Podcasts or Podchaser. Until next time, Space Monkeys!

Trailers courtesy of

Bunker Down from the makers of Marsfall
Elaine’s Cooking for the Soul

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episode sixty-one: The “tilslørte bondepiker” maneuver

Published September 22, 2021

LOOK. I never said it would be the MORNING of September 19, I just said it would be ON September 19, so I DON’T WANT TO HEAR IT.

It’s episode 61, and incredibly, it seems our crew might have actually lost some brain cells over the hiatus. I swear, if there’s a skull and crossbones on it, this crew wants to eat it, marry it, or at least put it in the garage next to something flammable.

FULL TRANSCRIPT

You’ve been listening to:

June Clark Eubanks as the Albatros
Tim Sherburn as Colin
Bonnie Brantley as Donna and Jessie
David S Dear as Dr. Theo
Eric Perry as Dr. von Haber Zetzer
Kevin Hall as Greg
Aaron Clark as Le Bichon Frise
Richard Cowen as Leet
Sarah Golding as Mrs Sheffield & Henri
Shannon Perry as Olivia and Madeline
and Richard Nadolny as your Narrator.

Our artwork is by Lucas Elliott; our music is composed and performed by John Faley. This episode was directed by June Clark Eubanks. Oz 9 is written and produced by Shannon Perry.

Our comic book is nearly out! Keep an eye on @oz9podcast on Twitter and our Etsy store at etsy.com/shop/Oz9podcast.

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