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episode 17 and a half: Between the wormhole and the Rinse McGoo

episode 17 and a half: Between the wormhole and the Rinse McGoo

Published June 9, 2019

It’s that kind of day, innit? One minute, you’re out having a quick ciggie next to the tip, and then the world goes all wobbly, and suddenly you’re aboard someone else’s spaceship, only it’s held together with duct tape and optimism and crewed by the biggest bunch of idiots who ever graced the skies, and there’s something … or possibly someone … all over your boots.

Big thanks to the Mark Restuccia of the Best in Galaxy podcast for lending us C4 for a while.

You can have him back now.

TRANSCRIPT

You’ve been listening to:

Eric Perry as Joe and Head
Tim Sherburn as Colin and Emily
Bonnie Brantley as Jessie
June Eubanks as the Albatros
Aaron Clark as le Bichon Frise
Richard Cowen as Leet
Shannon Perry as Madeline and Olivia
Me, Richard Nadolny, as your narrator, and

Guest starring Mark Restuccia as C4 and Stooch

This mini-episode fits in a wormhole somewhere between episodes 16 and 17. Or maybe 17 and 18. Or maybe 4 and 42, who knows?

Our theme and other music were composed and performed by John Faley. Oz 9 is written and produced by Shannon Perry.

Hang out with us, Best in Galaxy podcast, and many more of your favorites on the Podcast Junkie Discord!

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episode seventeen: So the deed could not be done

Published June 2, 2019

The episode that finally answers the critical question: why do robots climb like cows?

There’s an arm under the sofa, Jessie’s dangling from a shelf in Maintenance Bay 15, and we learn what ligatures are for.

It’s, like, Day 7? 8? aboard the Oz 9, and things haven’t gotten any better. Does anyone know a good pycnologist?

TRANSCRIPT

You’ve been listening to:

Aaron Clark is le Bichon Frise
June Eubanks is the Albatros and Glenda
Bonnie Brantley is Jessie and Donna
Eric Perry is Joe, Head 1, and Dr. von Haber-Zetzer
Tim Sherburn is Colin and Emily
Richard Cowen is Leet
Shannon Perry is Olivia and Madeline and
Richard Nadolny is your Narrator

From Freesound:

http://freesound.org/people/peepholecircus/sounds/171705/

The theme music was composed and performed by John Faley. Oz 9 is written and produced by Shannon Perry. Assistance with French was provided by the Butler family.

The cast would like to thank our most recent new patrons, Melissa Hartman, Emily Swanson, and Travis Hull.

If you’d like to help support Oz 9 (and boy howdy do we need support – also duct tape and neosporin), you can become a patron and get some fun rewards and stuff on our Patreon page.

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episode sixteen: We are not breathing the passengers

Published May 19, 2019

‘Allo, little piggies!

The notorious assassin le Bichon Frise is circling our crew like a vulture who hopes his prey drops soon because he’s tired and hungry and a little cranky and frankly probably a little dehydrated and his blood sugar’s low, he just knows it, and this dry desert air is doing NOTHING for his skin.

He’s ready to do some assassaning, but this bloody crew just will not cooperate.

Oh, and pod 666 just popped open, so it’s anyone’s guess what happens next.

TRANSCRIPT

Featuring the talents of:

Bonnie Brantley as Jessie and Donna
Tim Sherburn as Colin and Head 2
Eric Perry as Joe, Head 1, and Mr. Southers
Richard Cowen as Leet
Aaron Clark as le Bichon Frise
June Eubanks as the Albatros
Shannon Perry as Madeline and Olivia, and
Richard Nadolny as the Narrator

Our music is composed and performed by John Faley, with additional arrangement by Elliot Faley. Oz 9 is written and produced by Shannon Perry.

Sound effects from Freesound:

http://freesound.org/people/peepholecircus/sounds/171705/

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episode fifteen: Heroic Running!

Published May 5, 2019

Here’s a shocker: the Oz 9 crew’s lives are in danger. Suffocation, toxic gas, a loose assassin, the risk of being crushed under their own denseness–perils lurk around every corner and certainly between slices of bread.

Still, they’ve managed to make it through 14 episodes, so there may be hope for them yet.

Oh, who are we kidding. These people would starve to death on a broken carousel.

TRANSCRIPT

You’ve been listening to:

Tim Sherburn as Colin and Head 2 or “Emily”
Bonnie Brantley as Jessie
Eric Perry as Joe and Head 1
Aaron Clark as le Bichon Frise
Richard Cowen as Leet
Shannon Perry as Olivia and Madeline
Richard Nadolny, as your Narrator, and
Introducing June Eubanks as Glenda

Our theme music and other music was composed and performed by John Faley.

Oz 9 is written and produced by Shannon Perry.

Sound effects from Freesound:

http://freesound.org/people/timgormly/sounds/170957/
http://freesound.org/people/peepholecircus/sounds/171705/

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Mini episode fourteen and a half

Published April 28, 2019

In Which it’s late, and there’s an assassin loose aboard the Oz 9, but Leet isn’t going to let that interrupt his conversation with sleeping people.

After all, in at least a dozen conversations, only one of them called him stupid.

Leet really REALLY needs a pen pal.

TRANSCRIPT

You’re listening to:

Richard Sherburn as Leet
Aaron Clark as Ben
Shannon Perry as Olivia and
Richard Nadolny as the Narrator
Our theme and other music was composed and performed by John Faley; Oz 9 is written and produced by Shannon Perry.

Thanks as always to all our patrons, and welcome to our two newest, David Dear and James Jamtaas! You can be cool like David and James by becoming a patron of Oz 9 on Patreon.

Sound effects by Freesound:

http://freesound.org/people/sean.townsend/sounds/202917/
http://freesound.org/people/SvennSound/sounds/421798/
http://freesound.org/people/tim.kahn/sounds/18069/
http://freesound.org/people/Willary1/sounds/346198/

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episode fourteen: Of baguettes and bastards

Published April 21, 2019

In which

Captain Jessie is now aboard the Oz 9, which is great, except she brought her assassin with her (pro tip: don’t do that), and he’s managed to get a hold of some fairly crucial information about the Oz 9.

Will our pointless but slightly endearing crew survive? More importantly, who will hire the Narrator if they don’t?

TRANSCRIPT

You’ve been listening to:

Shannon Perry as Madeline and Olivia
Bonnie Brantley as Jessie
Richard Cowen as Leet
Tim Sherburn as Colin and Head 2
Eric Perry as Joe, Mr. Southers, and Head 1
Aaron Clark as le Bichon Frise and
Richard Nadolny as your Narrator (email for rates)

Our music is composed and performed by John Faley with additional arrangement by Elliot Faley.

Oz 9 is written and produced by Shannon Perry.

Sound effects from Freesound:

http://freesound.org/people/peepholecircus/sounds/171705/
http://freesound.org/people/Diboz/sounds/211683/

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episode thirteen: Aim for the mime

Published April 7, 2019

You know how the little fluffy dogs are always the meanest? Well, this bichon frise is no exception. He’s coming for Captain Jessie, and things are looking bad for the fearless, tartan-clad leader of the 6748.

Join our intrepid- sorry, that’s insipid, crew as they try to help Jessie *pouf* her way to safety.

TRANSCRIPT

You’ve been listening to:

Richard Cowen as Leet

Tim Sherburn as Colin

Eric Perry as Joe

Bonnie Brantley as Jessie

Aaron Clark as le Bichon Frise

Shannon Perry as Madeline and Olivia, and

Richard Nadolny as the Narrator.

Our music is composed and performed by John Faley.

Oz 9 is written and produced by Shannon Perry

Sound effects from Freesound:

http://freesound.org/people/peepholecircus/sounds/171705/
http://freesound.org/people/Diboz/sounds/211683/

Want to help the Oz 9 limp safely to a terraformable planet? Or at least stay up in space rather than plummeting noisily to a fiery conclusion (sorry, Sweden!)? You can support us by buying Oz 9 merchandise or becoming a patron on Patreon.

Thank you!

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episode twelve: A bucket full of mime

Published March 24, 2019

In which…

A pod has popped open, and something is roaming loose aboard the Oz 9. Something silent…. but … deadly?

Jessie, Captain of the neighboring Oz 6748, may have good reason to fear for her life,

AND

Olivia explains the MRDR protocol, which is just as bad as it sounds. Not sure if you knew this yet, but Gated Galaxies is kind of crap.

TRANSCRIPT

You’ve been listening to:

Tim Sherburn as Colin
Eric Perry as Joe
Richard Cowen as Leet
Shannon Perry as Olivia and Madeline
Bonnie Brantley as Jessie
Introducing Aaron Clark as le Bichon Frise, and
Richard Nadolny as the Narrator

Our theme and other music is composed and performed by John Faley.

Oz 9 is written and produced by Shannon Perry.

Sound effects from Freesound:

http://freesound.org/people/peepholecircus/sounds/171705/
http://freesound.org/people/Diboz/sounds/211683/

Special thanks to our first patrons! Join them in supporting Oz 9 by subscribing on Patreon. And thank you. We may still end up sleeping on your couch, but we appreciate the effort.

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episode eleven: She might do some lasting pickles

Published March 10, 2019

It’s Day Two

And we’re as startled as you are that anyone’s still alive.

Day two on the Oz 9 sees the crew celebrating fewer fatalities (sorry, Matt) at least on board (sorry, Sweden) and making a critical discovery about cheese.

But the two-headed repairbot is awake again and wreaking some havoc, Madeline needs to warn Jessie about her crew, and apparently, if someone invites you to go on an adventure in space, don’t go back for your purse or to the porta-loo.

TRANSCRIPT

You’ve been listening to:

Tim Sherburn as Head Two and Colin/Colon
Eric Perry as Head One, Joe, and Dr. von Haber-Zetzer
Richard Cowen as Leet
Shannon Perry as Olivia and Madeline
Bonnie Brantley as Jessie, and
Richard Nadolny as the Narrator

Our theme and other music is composed and performed by John Faley.

Oz 9 is written and produced by Shannon Perry.

If you like Oz 9 and would like to support us, you can purchase some sweet swag at teepublic.com/user/oz9. Come find us on Twitter (you can start with @Oz9podcast and branch out from there). Our apologies to 1/8th of Sweden.

This episode is dedicated to Matt. May he rest in pees.

Sound effects from Freesound:

http://freesound.org/people/peepholecircus/sounds/171705/
http://freesound.org/people/Diboz/sounds/211683/

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