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episode thirty-one: Daydreams and teddy bear hugs

episode thirty-one: Daydreams and teddy bear hugs

Published January 12, 2020

I… we… they…

Seriously?

This is… It just…

SERIOUSLY?

TRANSCRIPT

You’ve been listening to:

June Clark Eubanks as Glenda and the Albatros

Bonnie Brantley as Donna and Jessie

Tim Sherburn as Colin, Buck, and Emily

Eric Perry as Mr. Southers, Head 1, and Dr. von Haber Zetzer

Richard Cowen as Leet

Aaron Clark as le Bichon Frise and Ben

Shannon Perry as Olivia and Madeline

Special thanks to guest star Sarah Golding as Mrs. Clara Sheffield

And Richard Nadolny as your Narrator

This episode is dedicated in loving memory to Kari David and Aunt Mary Kathryn. Safe travels, space monkeys. You’ll be missed.

Our theme music was composed and performed by John Faley; our artwork is by Lucas Elliott. Oz 9 is written and produced by Shannon Perry.

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episode thirty: There’s an armpit method?

Published December 29, 2019

It’s the holiday season aboard the Oz 9, though how that happened when they launched in spring, like, a month ago, is anyone’s guess.

But whatever the case, there’s a mysterious box in Cargo Bay 7, and whether it was delivered by Santa or Satan… well, I guess you’ll have to listen to find out, now won’t you?

TRANSCRIPT

You’re listening to:

Bonnie Brantley as Jessie

Eric Perry as Head 1, Joe, and Dr. von Haber Zetzer

Richard Cowen as Leet

Tim Sherburn as Colin and Emily

Aaron Clark as le Bichon Frise

June Clark Eubanks as the Albatros

Kevin Hall as Cal

Shannon Perry as Madeline and Olivia, and

Richard Nadolny as your Narrator.

Our music is by John Faley; our artwork by Lucas Elliott. Oz 9 is written and produced by Shannon Perry.

A very happy holidays to you, space monkeys!

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The Annual Assassins Holiday Dinner: It’s South Side Podfest!

Published December 25, 2019

On December 4, 2019, Oz 9 did a live show at the South Side Podfest at Bar 171 in Chicago, Illinois.

It was the evening of the Annual Assassins Holiday Dinner. Of course, the Albatros and le Bichon Frise attended, with chaperone Cpt. Madeline, who was very upset to learn that no one with any sense at all ate the delicious-smelling food.

Thank you to Nick Mataragas and Memoriam Development for creating this fun event and putting us on the list, thank you to Bar 171 for hosting us, and thank you to those who attended. Lady Trout’s henchmen will be visiting those who didn’t laugh enough, don’t think we didn’t see you.

Special thanks to Susan Franzen and Eric Davis for traveling vast distances – though not as far as us, we’re from outer space, for crying out loud – to take on special assassin duties.

You’ve been listening to:

June Clark Eubanks as the Albatros
Aaron Clark as le Bichon Frise
Introducing Susan Franzen as the Minx and Eric Davis as the Hound dog
Karin Heimdahl as Lady Trout,
Bonnie Brantley as Jessie
Shannon Perry as Olivia and Madeline,
And Richard Nadolny as your Narrator.

Until next time, Space Monkeys, Narrator out.

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episode twenty-nine: A rather amorous gecko

Published December 15, 2019

It’s episode 29, in which we learn the meaning of the Scottish slang word “boaking.” Repeatedly. In vivid color.

In this episode, the world has gone topsy turvy — up is down, left is right, enemies are friends…

But the fugu is still poisonous, and our crew are still idiotic and imperiled.

And there’s a gecko. An amorous one.

TRANSCRIPT

You’ve been listening to:

Aaron Clark as le Bichon Frise

Bonnie Brantley as Jessie

Eric Perry as Dr. von Haber-Zetzer, Head 1, and Joe

June Clark Eubanks as the Albatros

Tim Sherburn as Colin and Emily

Richard Cowen as Leet

Kevin Hall as Cal

Shannon Perry as Olivia and Madeline, and

Richard Nadolny as your Narrator

Our theme music was composed and performed by John Faley; our artwork is by Lucas Elliott. Oz 9 is written and produced by Shannon Perry.

It’s nearly the holidays, and if you’re looking for an extra-special stocking stuffer, how about a personalized ring tone or voice mail for that special someone? Join our Patreon at the 7 dollar Space Monkey level or above, and get a message from the Oz 9 character of your choice! Supplies are limited in the holiday crush, so get your bid in early. Or find other fun Oz 9 merch at TeePublic.

Until next time, space monkeys, Narrator out!

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episode twenty-eight: Not a sane pair of lederhosen on this ship

Published December 1, 2019

An episode so full of unexpected twist and turns, you should probably schedule an appointment with your chiropractor now.

Wet sandwiches, heat-resistant foxes, and some highly suspect popcorn flavoring are the very least of the crew’s problems today, so be throw on some wooly slippers, grab a nibble that doesn’t fight back, and enjoy NOT being on the Oz 9.

Download the full transcript.

You’re listening to:

June Clark Eubanks as the Albatros
Eric Perry as Head 1, Joe, and Dr. von Haber Zetzer
Kevin Hall as Cal
Aaron Clark as le Bichon Frise
Bonnie Brantley as Jessie
Richard Cowen as Leet
Tim Sherburn as Colin and Emily
Shannon Perry as Olivia and Madeline, and
Richard Nadolny as your Narrator.

Our theme and other music is by John Faley; our artwork is by Lucas Elliott. Oz 9 is written and produced by Shannon Perry. You can join us on board the 9 – for as long as there is a 9 – by becoming a patron at Patreon. And don’t forget to check out WiFiSciFi for a chance to see Oz 9 and five other amazing science fiction podcasts live in April 2020!

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episode twenty-seven: Too chiseled to burn

Published November 17, 2019

Does it sometimes seem like everything that is trying to kill you wants to talk to you about it first? I mean, I don’t really feel like I need to connect with you on an emotional level when I’m just trying to keep breathing.

In episode 27, a very unexpected truth is revealed — but is it good news? Or very very bad indeed?

Smart money’s on bad. I’m going with bad.

TRANSCRIPT

You’ve been listening to:

Tim Sherburn as Colin and Emily

Eric Perry as Head 1 and Mr. Southers

June Clark Eubanks as Glenda and the Albatros

Bonnie Brantley as Jessie and Donna

Kevin Hall as Cal

Shannon Perry as Madeline and Olivia

Aaron Clark as le Bichon Frise, and

Richard Nadolny as your Narrator.

Special thanks this week to Jamie Price for the sensitivity read. Our music is composed and performed by John Faley, and our artwork is by Lucas Elliott. Oz 9 is written and produced by Shannon Perry.

Until next time, space monkeys!

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episode twenty-six: The death of Karen

Published November 3, 2019

Earth is starting to feel the loss of its most dependable consumers, it’s chaos all ’round, and I got a fricking paper cut putting this episode together, so if you want to know what it’s about, well, I guess you’ll just have to listen, won’t you.

Just a reminder that you can see (and support) a live appearance of Oz 9, plus Relativity, Sage and Savant, Moonbase Theta Out, A 9th World Journal, and Girl in Space, by joining our Indiegogo! Lots of great perks for those who join, so if you can, we’d love for you to be one of them. Provided you’re nice and smell good.

TRANSCRIPT

You’ve been listening to:

Eric Perry as Mr. Southers, Dr. von Haber-Zetzer, Head 1, and Joe
June Clark Eubanks as Glenda and the Albatros
Bonnie Brantley as Donna and Jessie
Kevin Hall as Matt
Tim Sherburn as Colin, Buck, and Emily
Richard Cowen as Leet
Shannon Perry as Olivia and Madeline
Aaron Clark as Le Bichon Frise and
Richard Nadolny as your Narrator.

Our music is composed and performed by John Faley, and our artwork is by Lucas Elliott. Oz 9 is written and produced by Shannon Perry.

Until next time, space monkeys, Narrator out!

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It’s an Oz 9 Halloween

Published October 31, 2019

It’s the Oz 9, so of course they even manage to screw up Halloween.

What do you do if there’s an open and empty coffin in the hold of your ship?

No, really, what do YOU do, because we’ve got bugger all for ideas.

TRANSCRIPT

You’ve been listening to

Richard Cowen as Leet
Tim Sherburn as Colin
Eric Perry as Joe
Bonnie Brantley as Jessie
Kevin Hall as Radu the Handsome
June Clark Eubanks as the Albatros
Aaron Clark as le Bichon Frise
Shannon Perry as Olivia and Madeline and
Richard Nadolny as your Narrator

Our spooky music was composed and performed in record time by the amazing John Faley. Special thanks to Tanya Faley for her spooky hyperventilating.

Our artwork is by Lucas Elliott. Oz 9 is written and produced by Shannon Perry.

Happy Halloween, Space Monkeys!!

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episode twenty-five: Hey, Doc, can I pet this?

Published October 13, 2019

Leet’s in Dr. von Haber Zetzer’s lab, and you know no good can come of that. Colin is lethally in need of a nap, and the Albatros is on the hunt for a husband.

Things are weird aboard the Oz 9, and that’s saying something.

TRANSCRIPT

You’ve been listening to:

Bonnie Brantley as Jessie
Aaron Clark as le Bichon Frise
June Clark Eubanks as the Albatros
Richard Cowen as Leet
Tim Sherburn as Colin
Kevin Hall as the Tour Guide
Shannon Perry as Madeline and Olivia
Eric Perry as Head 1, Dr. von Haber Zetzer and… (dot dot dot)
And Richard Nadolny as your Narrator

Our music was composed and performed by John Faley. Our artwork is by Lucas Elliott, and Oz 9 is written and produced by Shannon Perry.

Don’t forget: the WiFiSciFi Live event is happening in April 2020, and you can be a part of it. Six podcasts, including Girl in Space, 9th World Journal, Moonbase Theta Out, Relativity, Sage & Savant, and yours truly Oz 9, will be taking the stage in Seattle, Washington, for one unforgettable evening. Help us make it happen by contributing to our Indiegogo. You’ll get some great benefits as well as helping bring podcasting to an even bigger audience. Support independent audio drama; go to wifiscifi.org for more details and a link to our fundraising page.

Until next time, space monkeys, Narrator out!

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