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episode forty-seven: Chasing Lord Lunchable

What would you do if everything in your garden suddenly attacked you? Carrots shooting themselves at your eyes, radishes nibbling tiny, spicy holes in your ankles, kohlrabi shouting at you, probably in German, given how “kohlrabi” is spelled — does it seem German to you? just me? — and let’s not even talk about what the watermelon is trying to do. I just caught a mosquito with my … nope, there it is again.

Would you ever be able to eat a salad again?

This is vaguely relevant to episode 47, but only sort of. Meanwhile, I’m going to have nightmares about cauliflower.

TRANSCRIPT

You’ve been listening to:

June Clark Eubanks as the Albatros and Glenda
Sarah Golding as Mrs Sheffield
David S Dear as Dr Theo Bromae
Bonnie Brantley as Jessie and Donna
Eric Perry as Joe and Dr. von Haber Zetzer
Richard Cowen as Leet
Kevin Hall as Greg and Felonius
Tim Sherburn as Colin and Buck
Aaron Clark as Ben
Iri Alexander as Julie
Shannon Perry as Olivia and Madeline
introducing Lee Shackleford as Pluto,
and with Richard Nadolny as your Narrator.

Our music is composed and performed by John Faley. Our artwork is by Lucas Elliott. This episode was directed by June Clark Eubanks. Oz 9 is written and produced by Shannon Perry.

Remember, if you enjoy the show, you can support us on Patreon. Until next time, space monkeys!

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episode forty-six: It’s invasion of the body snackers

Probably the most remarkable thing that happens in this entire episode is that Le Bichon Frise pronounces “assassinate” correctly.

I know. We were pretty shocked too.

It happens at the bottom of page 3, so if you just want to hear that and skip the rest, I don’t suppose anyone would blame you.

Oh, and there’s a bit about a butterfly that’s funny. You might want to stick around for that. And the discount code for the chocolate. That’s never a bad thing.

Up to you.

TRANSCRIPT

You’ve been listening to:

Iri Alexander as Julie
Sarah Golding as Mrs Sheffield
David S Dear as Dr. Theo Bromae
Bonnie Brantley as Jessie and Donna
Richard Cowen as Leet
June Clark Eubanks as the Albatros and Glenda
Tim Sherburn as Colin and Buck
Eric Perry as Dr. von Haber Zetzer, Joe, and Mr. Southers
Aaron Clark as le Bichon Frise and Ben
Kevin Hall as Greg
Shannon Perry as Madeline and Olivia
and Richard Nadolny as your Narrator

Our music is composed and performed by John Faley. Our artwork is by Lucas Elliott. This episode was directed by June Clark Eubanks. Oz 9 is written and produced by Shannon Perry. Our thanks to sponsor Intrigue Chocolate.

Until next time, space monkeys!

 

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episode forty-five: Who doesn’t love a decorative bunting?

It’s really late. The kind of late that keeps on getting later until it circles back round to early. When I’m this blurry and tired, I’m likely to say anything. Like how much more bearable life became on this ship with we busted Dr. Theo out of his pod. Geeky never looked so good….

See, now what did I say? Stop with the questions and the “oooo tell me everything” eyes. Dr. Theo is extremely fond of his personal space, and that’s all there is to it. So shut up. I’m going to bed.

TRANSCRIPT

David S Dear as Dr. Theo Bromae
Tim Sherburn as Colin and Emily
Eric Perry as Dr. von Haber Zetzer, Joe, and Howard
Aaron Clark as le Bichon Frise and Ben
Kevin Hall as Greg
Shannon Perry as Madeline and Olivia
Bonnie Brantley as Jessie and Donna
Richard Cowen as Leet
June Clark Eubanks as the Albatros
Iri Alexander as Julie
Sarah Golding as Mrs Sheffield
Richard Nadolny as your Narrator,
and Kyle Jones, as Narrator 2.

Our music is composed and performed by John Faley. Our artwork is by Lucas Elliott. This episode was directed by June Clark Eubanks. Oz 9 is written and produced by Shannon Perry.

Thank you to our new sponsors, Intrigue Chocolate! Don’t forget to use code OZ9 at checkout for a 10% discount, until November 1, 2020.

STOP ASKING ABOUT DR. BROMAE. Until next week, Space Monkeys…!

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episode forty-four: It’s very hard to do science in this position

If you’ve been keeping up with the antics of that zany crew aboard the Oz 9-

Have you ever considered taking up a REAL hobby? Like stamps or shuffleboard or knitting quilts or something?

It’s episode 44, and no one is any smarter than they were 43 episodes ago, and that includes you, since your brain is no doubt deteriorating at a much faster clip than it would have if you’d done Sudoku or whatever it is instead.

Fine, go ahead and listen, ruin your life, see if I care! I tell you, I bust my butt for you kids, cooking, cleaning, writing show notes, you think this is easy?

TRANSCRIPT

You’ve been listening to:

David S Dear as Dr Theo Bromae
Bonnie Brantley as Jessie and Donna
Richard Cowen as Leet
Tim Sherburn as Colin
Shannon Perry as Madeline and Olivia
Sarah Golding as Mrs Sheffield
Iri Alexander as Julie
Kevin Hall as Felonius
Aaron Clark as Ben
June Clark Eubanks as the Albatros
Eric Perry as Dr von Haber Zetzer
with special guest Scottye Moore as the Guard, and
Richard Nadolny as your Narrator.

Oz 9 is written and produced by Shannon Perry. This episode was directed by June Clark Eubanks. Our music is composed and performed by John Faley; our artwork is by Lucas Elliott.

Thanks to our new sponsor, Minucci Consulting. Our trailer this week is for the awesome DnD actual-play podcast Top of the Round!

And a special announcement: we’re inviting patrons to come along for a live read through with the cast of Oz 9 in October. If you’d like to be on the guest list, join our Patreon at any level. The live read through has limited spaces available, so don’t wait too long. Patreon.com/oz9podcast. Until next time, Space Monkeys!

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episode forty-three: Found their fillings in a compost pile

Perhaps you’ve heard about the mold that’s eating radioactive materials around Chernobyl. And that scientists are considering insulating spacecraft and astronauts suits with the stuff to protect them from solar radiation.

We’re not imagining things up here. We’re just ahead of our time.

Full transcript

You’ve been listening to:

Shannon Perry as Madeline and Olivia
David S. Dear as Dr. Theo Bromae
Tim Sherburn as Colin
Eric Perry as Joe, Mr. Southers, and Dr. von Haber Zetzer
Richard Cowen as Leet and Tiberius
June Clark Eubanks as the Albatros
Bonnie Brantley as Jessie and Donna
Kevin Hall as Greg and Felonius
Sarah Golding as Mrs Sheffield
Iri Alexander as Julie, and
Richard Nadolny as the Narrator.

Our music is composed and performed by John Faley; our artwork is by Lucas Elliott. This episode was directed by June Clark Eubanks. Oz 9 is written and produced by Shannon Perry.

Rain on greenhouse courtesy of MrAuralization on Freesound.org

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episode forty-two: Escaping at a brisk walk

Something nefarious is happening on a golf course in French Lick, Indiana. Actually, several nefarious things. Well, OK, like, three… maybe four nefarious things, and then a whole bunch of naughty things. Look, we’re losing the point here.

Look, just listen to the episode. It’ll be easier than me trying to explain it to you.

TRANSCRIPT

You’ve been listening to: Aaron Clark as Ben and le Bichon Frise; Sarah Golding as Mrs Sheffield; Iri Alexander as Julie; Richard Cowen as Tiberius and Leet; Kevin Hall as Felonius and Greg; Bonnie Brantley as Donna and Jessie; Shannon Perry as Olivia and Madeline; Tim Sherburn as Colin; June Clark Eubanks as the Albatros; David S. Dear as Doctor Theo Bromae; Eric Perry as Doctor von Haber Zetzer; and Richard Nadolny as your Narrator.

This episode was directed by June Clark Eubanks. Our artwork is by Lucas Elliot. Our music is composed and performed by John Faley. Oz 9 is written and produced by Shannon Perry.

Trailer: Dimension Door Podcast

This episode, number 42, is dedicated to Douglas Adams, the hoopiest frood of them all.

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episode forty-one: My kidneys go straight to voice mail

Welcome back, space monkeys! We hope you enjoyed your six-week excursion ashore. Watch your step, the gangplank is slippery and also there’s no oxygen out here, so look lively.

Take your seats, please; we’ll be setting adrift…sorry, a-sail again soon. No eating, please; we just got the toilets clean.

Now. Where were we…..?

TRANSCRIPT

You’ve been listening to:
Bonnie Brantley as Jessie
Kevin Hall as Greg
Tim Sherburn as Colin
Eric Perry as Joe
Richard Cowen as Leet
June Clark Eubanks as the Albatros
Aaron Clark as le Bichon Frise
David S. Dear as Dr. Theo Bromae
Shannon Perry as Madeline and Olivia
with a special appearance by Sarah Golding,
and Richard Nadolny as your Narrator

Our music was composed and performed by John Faley, and our artwork is by Lucas Elliott. This episode was directed by June Clark Eubanks. Oz 9 is written and produced by Shannon Perry.

If you want to support the show, we’d love to see pics of you on Twitter, showing off your Oz 9 merch from Tee Public, or have you join our Patreon at patreon.com/Oz9podcast/. Even one dollar a month earns you some cool swag and our everlasting gratitude. Until next time, Space Monkeys, welcome home.

TRAILER: Relativity Podcast

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Hiatus episode: We’ll always have…

If you’ve ever wondered about our crews’ lives before they got wrapped up in the drama of the Oz 9, well, keep wondering, because you’re not going to learn a damn thing from this disaster of an episode.

TRANSCRIPT

You’ve been listening to:

Eric Perry as Dr. von Haber Zetzer and
Sarah Golding as pretty much everybody else. Except
Richard Nadolny as the Narrator.

Our theme is by John Faley; the other music in this episode comes from several artists on Storyblocks. Our art is by Lucas Elliott. This episode was directed by June Clark Eubanks and was written and produced by Shannon Perry.

Season 3 starts in one week (provided we don’t blow ourselves up before then), so until July 19, 2020 Space Monkeys, stay well!

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Hiatus episode: The season 2 crew

If you think Oz 9 looks like chaos from the front, well, it’s just as raggedy and unkempt ’round the back (if slightly less dangerous). In this bonus episode for our hiatus, our 4 newest cast members, David S. Dear, Sarah Golding, Kevin Hall, and Iri Alexander, gathered to talk about life as a voice actor and the swirling tornado of imminent doom that is existence aboard the Oz 9.

We’ll be back with our first episode of Season Three on July 19, 2020, so until then, Space Monkeys, stay silly.

You’ve been listening to:

Iri Alexander

Sarah Golding

Kevin Hall

David S. Dear

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