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episode sixty-one: The “tilslørte bondepiker” maneuver

LOOK. I never said it would be the MORNING of September 19, I just said it would be ON September 19, so I DON’T WANT TO HEAR IT.

It’s episode 61, and incredibly, it seems our crew might have actually lost some brain cells over the hiatus. I swear, if there’s a skull and crossbones on it, this crew wants to eat it, marry it, or at least put it in the garage next to something flammable.

FULL TRANSCRIPT

You’ve been listening to:

June Clark Eubanks as the Albatros
Tim Sherburn as Colin
Bonnie Brantley as Donna and Jessie
David S Dear as Dr. Theo
Eric Perry as Dr. von Haber Zetzer
Kevin Hall as Greg
Aaron Clark as Le Bichon Frise
Richard Cowen as Leet
Sarah Golding as Mrs Sheffield & Henri
Shannon Perry as Olivia and Madeline
and Richard Nadolny as your Narrator.

Our artwork is by Lucas Elliott; our music is composed and performed by John Faley. This episode was directed by June Clark Eubanks. Oz 9 is written and produced by Shannon Perry.

Our comic book is nearly out! Keep an eye on @oz9podcast on Twitter and our Etsy store at etsy.com/shop/Oz9podcast.

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Written by Lee Shackleford of the awesome sci-fi audio drama Relativity, this bonus episode exposes you to yet more of Oz 9 that you were hoping to avoid.

Is it possible an advanced alien species is coming aboard the ship? Well, yeah, I mean — they’re in space. But, are they friendly? This is the Oz 9. What are the chances?

HUGE thanks to Lee, who wrote AND produced this episode despite all our mostly unintentional efforts to thwart him. BTW, Lee is an amazing voice and stage actor, writer, and human being, so if you want to get in contact, find him at shacklefordfreelance.com.

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FULL TRANSCRIPT

You’ve been listening to:

Shannon Perry as Madeline and Olivia
Bonnie Brantley as Jessie
Tim Sherburn as Colin
Eric Perry as Dr. Friederich von Haber-Zetzer
Richard Cowen as Leet
Sarah Golding and Clarence Brown as Etaoin Shrdlu, and
Richard Nadolny as your Narrator

Our music is by John Faley; our artwork is by Lucas Elliott. This episode was written by Lee Shackleford. 

Until next time, Space Monkeys!

 

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episode sixty: Your breath smells of caramel and butterscotch

This one is a beast. Go to the bathroom, get some water, maybe load up on some snacks. Is your listening device charged? 

Get comfy. We have a lot to tell.

TRANSCRIPT

You’ve been listening to:

Tim Sherburn as Colin, Buck, and Emily
Richard Cowen as Leet and Percival slash Tiberius
Bonnie Brantley as Donna and Jessie
Eric Perry as Dr von Haber Zetzer, Howard, Joe, and Mr Southers
Shannon Perry as Olivia and Captain Madeline
Aaron Clark as le Bichon Frise and Ben
June Clark Eubanks as the Albatros and Glenda
Kevin Hall as Greg and Felonius
Sarah Golding as Mrs Sheffield
David S. Dear as Dr Theo Bromae and Tiberius
Iri Alexander as Julie
Kyle Jones as Narrator 2
Lee Shackleford as Pluto

Special guest performances from:
Mignon Fogarty, the Grammar Girl, as herself
Beccy Stirrup as Sam, the Space Archivist
Scottye Moore as the Guard
Nikki Richardson as the Gated Galaxies Switchboard operator
Janis Westin as the Greyhound
The entire cast of that glorious podcast, Mission: Rejected

Huge thanks to our Music Man, John Faley; our artist extraordinaire, Lucas Elliott; our director, the incomparable June Clark Eubanks. Oz 9 is written and produced by Shannon Perry.

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episode fifty-nine: Quality control. Also, nibbles.

You’ve been awesome! No, really. I’d love to be able to reward your patience, but instead I just have an episode. I know it’s not much, but I made it myself. 

One more episode to close out the season: are you ready?

No. You’re not. Sorry, but you are SO not ready.

You’ve been listening to:

TRANSCRIPT

Lee Shackleford as Pluto
Kevin Hall as Felonius and Greg
Bonnie Brantley as Donna and Jessie
Iri Alexander as Julie
Aaron Clark as Ben
Sarah Golding as Mrs Sheffield
Mrs Sheffield as Mrs Arris
Eric Perry as Southers, Dr von Haber Zetzer and Howard
Tim Sherburn as Colin and Emily
Richard Cowen as Leet
David S Dear as Dr. Theo and Tiberius
June Clark Eubanks as the Albatros
Shannon Perry as Olivia and Madeline
and Richard Nadolny as your Narrator. Also, as the microwave and fridge.

Our artwork is by Lucas Elliott; our theme music is by John Faley. This episode was directed by June Clark Eubanks. Oz 9 is written and produced by Shannon Perry.

Special thanks to Ann Sloan of the awesome Carlötta Beautox Chronicles podcast, for the Smoking Ruin cocktail idea!

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episode fifty-eight: Spucked into sace

With just three episodes (well, this one plus two more) left in the season, is that a cliff I see ahead? With a small branch protruding from its face, just right for hanging?

Things are moving along at a rapid pace, much like the Oz 9 isn’t, and there are surprises, tears, laughter, warming of hearts, girding of loins, rending of garments, and possibly smoochies ahead.

Oh, and you’re gonna want to stick through the credits this time. YES, WE DID THAT THING WHERE WE PUT SOMETHING IMPORTANT AFTER THE CREDITS, WOULD IT KILL YOU TO LISTEN TO THEM ONCE IN A WHILE?

Sheesh.

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You’ve been listening to:

Bonnie Brantley as Jessie
David S Dear as Dr Theo Bromae
Eric Perry as Howard, Dr. von Haber Zetzer, and Joe
Tim Sherburn as Colin and Emily
June Clark Eubanks as the Albatros
Shannon Perry as Madeline and Olivia
Richard Cowen as Leet
Kevin Hall as Greg
Aaron Clark as Le Bichon Frise, and
Richard Nadolny as your Narrator.

Our music is by John Faley; our artwork is by Lucas Elliott. Oz 9 is written and produced by Shannon Perry. 

Until next time, space monkeys!

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episode fifty-seven: But then I also say higgledy piggledy

This episode begins with a funeral, so you might want to have tissues handy.

The production assistant was supposed to get hypo-allergenic flowers for the ceremony but managed to find hyper-allergenic ones, which don’t only make you sneeze, they cram themselves up your nose until you beg for mercy. 

The PA has been fwipped, so if you have even remotely appropriate experience, we’re hiring.

TRANSCRIPT

You’ve been listening to…

Tim Sherburn as Colin
Bonnie Brantley as Jessie and Donna
Richard Cowen as Leet
Shannon Perry as Madeline and Olivia
Eric Perry as Dr von Haber-Zetzer, Joe, and Mr Southers
June Clark Eubanks as the Albatros
David S Dear as Dr. Theo Bromae
Aaron Clark as Le Bichon Frise and Ben
Kevin Hall as Greg
Iri Alexander as Julie
Sarah Golding as Mrs Sheffield
Lee Shackleford as Pluto
and Richard Nadolny as your Narrator

Our music is composed and performed by John Faley; our artwork is by Lucas Elliott. This episode was directed by June Clark Eubanks. Oz 9 is written and produced by Shannon Perry.

Until next time, Space Monkeys!

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episode fifty-six: Our future together is suddenly in doubt

I’m contractually obligated to tell you that we’re running a Kickstarter campaign to try to fund turning Oz 9 into a comic book. So please give us money, if you can, or tell other people to give us money. Or both. Thanks and whatever. (GOOD NEWS, WE’RE FUNDED!)

Here’s a surprise: Jessie doesn’t like comics. She says they’re too colourful and she’s never read one. I would have recommended she read them when she’s not in a bad mood, but maybe that’s what she’s already doing?

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TRANSCRIPT

Anyway, you know the drill. You’ve been listening to these people. Gourd knows why.

Shannon Perry as Madeline and Olivia
Richard Cowen as Leet
David S. Dear as Dr. Theo Bromaeeee…
June Clark Eubanks as the Albatros
Kevin Hall as Greg
Eric Perry as Dr von Haber-Zetzer and Joe
Bonnie Brantley as Jessie and Donna
Tim Sherburn as Colin
Aaron Clark as Ben
Iri Alexander as Julie
Sarah Golding as Mrs Sheffield
Richard Nadolny as your Narrator
and Kyle Jones as Narrator 2

Our artwork (which is also in the comic book, just sayin’) is by Lucas Elliott; our music is composed and performed by John Faley, except the MCCACEC fight song, which was composed and … lyricized? lyricked? by Sarah Golding. Oz 9 is written and produced by Shannon Perry.

Until next time, Space Monkeys!

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episode fifty-five: Monkey Man, gather the sweets

OK, OK, yes, it’s late AGAIN. We know. We’ve been having a really rough time lately, the kids are sick, the roof caved in when we had that thunderstorm last week, and then there was that other thing….

No, you’re right. None of that is true. Our alarm is a bored dude just saying “alarm alarm alarm” over and over, so clearly this is not a well-financed, slick-and-professional thing we’ve got going here. 

Throw some money at our Patreon or Kofi, and maybe we can talk about maintaining a schedule. It won’t happen, but we can talk.

TRANSCRIPT

You’ve been listening to…
Sarah Golding as Mrs Sheffield
Lee Shackleford as Pluto
Iri Alexander as Julie
Aaron Clark as Ben
Bonnie Brantley as Donna
Richard Cowen as Tiberius
Kevin Hall as Felonius
Eric Perry as Mr. Southers,
and Richard Nadolny as your Narrator.

Our music is composed and performed by John Faley. Our artwork is by Lucas Elliott. This episode was directed by June Clark Eubanks. Oz 9 is written and produced by Shannon Perry.

Our next episode is extra special, and we’re super excited to bring it to you. Plus, someone else is doing the production, so it’ll probably be on time!

Until then, Space Monkeys!

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episode fifty-four: Remove the bejesus with fear

All the backstory you never wanted and then some. We find out some stuff about Le Bichon Frise, some other stuff about Donna, blah blah blah. Greg falls over at one point, so that’s pretty funny. 

I’d say “sorry it’s so late,” but I feel like I ought to be it before I say it. So…. It’s late. 

TRANSCRIPT

(You may have to download the transcript in order to see all the pages)

You’ve been listening to:

Bonnie Brantley as Donna and Jessie
Eric Perry as Dr. von Haber Zetzer & Joe
Shannon Perry as Olivia and Madeline
Aaron Clark as Le Bichon Frise
David S. Dear as Dr. Theo Bromae
Kevin Hall as Greg
June Clark Eubanks as the Albatros
Tim Sherburn as Colin
Richard Cowen as Leet
introducing Janis Westin as The Greyhound
Richard Nadolny is our Narrator

Our music is composed and performed by John Faley; our artwork is by Lucas Elliott. This episode was directed by June Clark Eubanks. Oz 9 is written and produced by Shannon Perry.

Don’t forget to check out our Fan Kit, available to download for free from our website, https://oz-9/com

Until next time, Space Monkeys!

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