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episode sixty-one: The “tilslørte bondepiker” maneuver

episode sixty-one: The “tilslørte bondepiker” maneuver

Published September 22, 2021

LOOK. I never said it would be the MORNING of September 19, I just said it would be ON September 19, so I DON’T WANT TO HEAR IT.

It’s episode 61, and incredibly, it seems our crew might have actually lost some brain cells over the hiatus. I swear, if there’s a skull and crossbones on it, this crew wants to eat it, marry it, or at least put it in the garage next to something flammable.

FULL TRANSCRIPT

You’ve been listening to:

June Clark Eubanks as the Albatros
Tim Sherburn as Colin
Bonnie Brantley as Donna and Jessie
David S Dear as Dr. Theo
Eric Perry as Dr. von Haber Zetzer
Kevin Hall as Greg
Aaron Clark as Le Bichon Frise
Richard Cowen as Leet
Sarah Golding as Mrs Sheffield & Henri
Shannon Perry as Olivia and Madeline
and Richard Nadolny as your Narrator.

Our artwork is by Lucas Elliott; our music is composed and performed by John Faley. This episode was directed by June Clark Eubanks. Oz 9 is written and produced by Shannon Perry.

Our comic book is nearly out! Keep an eye on @oz9podcast on Twitter and our Etsy store at etsy.com/shop/Oz9podcast.

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episode sixty: Your breath smells of caramel and butterscotch

episode sixty: Your breath smells of caramel and butterscotch

Published July 12, 2021

This one is a beast. Go to the bathroom, get some water, maybe load up on some snacks. Is your listening device charged?

Get comfy. We have a lot to tell.

TRANSCRIPT

You’ve been listening to:

Tim Sherburn as Colin, Buck, and Emily
Richard Cowen as Leet and Percival slash Tiberius
Bonnie Brantley as Donna and Jessie
Eric Perry as Dr von Haber Zetzer, Howard, Joe, and Mr Southers
Shannon Perry as Olivia and Captain Madeline
Aaron Clark as le Bichon Frise and Ben
June Clark Eubanks as the Albatros and Glenda
Kevin Hall as Greg and Felonius
Sarah Golding as Mrs Sheffield
David S. Dear as Dr Theo Bromae and Tiberius
Iri Alexander as Julie
Kyle Jones as Narrator 2
Lee Shackleford as Pluto

Special guest performances from:
Mignon Fogarty, the Grammar Girl, as herself
Beccy Stirrup as Sam, the Space Archivist
Scottye Moore as the Guard
Nikki Richardson as the Gated Galaxies Switchboard operator
Janis Westin as the Greyhound
The entire cast of that glorious podcast, Mission: Rejected

Huge thanks to our Music Man, John Faley; our artist extraordinaire, Lucas Elliott; our director, the incomparable June Clark Eubanks. Oz 9 is written and produced by Shannon Perry.

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episode fifty-nine: Quality control. Also, nibbles.

Published June 18, 2021

You’ve been awesome! No, really. I’d love to be able to reward your patience, but instead I just have an episode. I know it’s not much, but I made it myself.

One more episode to close out the season: are you ready?

No. You’re not. Sorry, but you are SO not ready.

You’ve been listening to:

TRANSCRIPT

Lee Shackleford as Pluto
Kevin Hall as Felonius and Greg
Bonnie Brantley as Donna and Jessie
Iri Alexander as Julie
Aaron Clark as Ben
Sarah Golding as Mrs Sheffield
Mrs Sheffield as Mrs Arris
Eric Perry as Southers, Dr von Haber Zetzer and Howard
Tim Sherburn as Colin and Emily
Richard Cowen as Leet
David S Dear as Dr. Theo and Tiberius
June Clark Eubanks as the Albatros
Shannon Perry as Olivia and Madeline
and Richard Nadolny as your Narrator. Also, as the microwave and fridge.

Our artwork is by Lucas Elliott; our theme music is by John Faley. This episode was directed by June Clark Eubanks. Oz 9 is written and produced by Shannon Perry.

Special thanks to Ann Sloan of the awesome Carlötta Beautox Chronicles podcast, for the Smoking Ruin cocktail idea!

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episode fifty-seven: But then I also say higgledy piggledy

Published May 3, 2021

This episode begins with a funeral, so you might want to have tissues handy.

The production assistant was supposed to get hypo-allergenic flowers for the ceremony but managed to find hyper-allergenic ones, which don’t only make you sneeze, they cram themselves up your nose until you beg for mercy.

The PA has been fwipped, so if you have even remotely appropriate experience, we’re hiring.

TRANSCRIPT

You’ve been listening to…

Tim Sherburn as Colin
Bonnie Brantley as Jessie and Donna
Richard Cowen as Leet
Shannon Perry as Madeline and Olivia
Eric Perry as Dr von Haber-Zetzer, Joe, and Mr Southers
June Clark Eubanks as the Albatros
David S Dear as Dr. Theo Bromae
Aaron Clark as Le Bichon Frise and Ben
Kevin Hall as Greg
Iri Alexander as Julie
Sarah Golding as Mrs Sheffield
Lee Shackleford as Pluto
and Richard Nadolny as your Narrator

Our music is composed and performed by John Faley; our artwork is by Lucas Elliott. This episode was directed by June Clark Eubanks. Oz 9 is written and produced by Shannon Perry.

Until next time, Space Monkeys!

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episode fifty-six: Our future together is suddenly in doubt

episode fifty-six: Our future together is suddenly in doubt

Published April 28, 2021

I’m contractually obligated to tell you that we’re running a Kickstarter campaign to try to fund turning Oz 9 into a comic book. So please give us money, if you can, or tell other people to give us money. Or both. Thanks and whatever. (GOOD NEWS, WE’RE FUNDED!)

Here’s a surprise: Jessie doesn’t like comics. She says they’re too colourful and she’s never read one. I would have recommended she read them when she’s not in a bad mood, but maybe that’s what she’s already doing?

TRANSCRIPT

Anyway, you know the drill. You’ve been listening to these people. Gourd knows why.

Shannon Perry as Madeline and Olivia
Richard Cowen as Leet
David S. Dear as Dr. Theo Bromaeeee…
June Clark Eubanks as the Albatros
Kevin Hall as Greg
Eric Perry as Dr von Haber-Zetzer and Joe
Bonnie Brantley as Jessie and Donna
Tim Sherburn as Colin
Aaron Clark as Ben
Iri Alexander as Julie
Sarah Golding as Mrs Sheffield
Richard Nadolny as your Narrator
and Kyle Jones as Narrator 2

Our artwork (which is also in the comic book, just sayin’) is by Lucas Elliott; our music is composed and performed by John Faley, except the MCCACEC fight song, which was composed and … lyricized? lyricked? by Sarah Golding. Oz 9 is written and produced by Shannon Perry.

Until next time, Space Monkeys!

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Bonus episode: Mission: *FWIP*!

Bonus episode: Mission: FWIP!

Published March 29, 2021

A rift in time and space causes four members of the Oz 9 crew to get pulled off the space ship (bringing the median IQ up a significant number of notches) and swapped with four members of the EMF (aaaaaaaaaaand we’re back to where we were, IQ-wise).

This is part two of a special two-part crossover with the frankly hilarious secret agent comedy, Mission: Rejected. If you haven’t heard part one yet, stop, put us on pause, go out, listen to part 1 on the Mission: Rejected feed, come back, take us off pause, because from this moment forward….

I’d say “spoilers,” but let’s face it… it’s mostly nonsense.

Be sure to listen to the fantastic comedy being dished up at Mission: Rejected (https://missionrejected.simplecast.com/). You won’t regret it. Much.

TRANSCRIPT

You’ve been listening to: (In alphabetical order)

Ashley Banks as Athena O’Brien
Pete Barry as Kristatos O’Brien
Bonnie Brantley as Jessie
Aaron Clark as Le Bichon Frise
Richard Cowen as Leet
J. Michael DeAngelis as Larry Hastings
David S. Dear as Dr. Theo Bromae
Faith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anders
John Dowgin as Dr. Biff Studebaker
June Clark Eubanks as The Albatros
Sarah Golding as Mrs. Sheffield
Kevin Hall as Greg
Jill Ivey as the Western Union Woman
Bob Killion as The Admiral and Orin
Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger
Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovak
Eric Perry as Doctor von Haber Zetzer and Joe
Shannon Perry as Olivia, Madeline, and Dr. Pickle
Dave Sanger as Bowden Montcrief
Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath
Tim Sherburn as Colin
Kirk White as Chet Phillips
Karen Yang as Dr. Karol Legrange
with Richard Nadolny as your Narrator
and Kevin McGrath as The Mission Voice

Our music was by Pete Barry and John Faley. This episode was directed by June Clark Eubanks and J. Michael DeAngelis. (Do all podcast directors have three names?)

This episode was written by Shannon Perry, Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis and John Dowgin. Sound mixing and editing was by Pete Barry. Mission Rejected is written and produced by Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis, and John Dowgin. Oz-9 is written and produced by Shannon Perry.

Sound effect attributions below. All other sound effects by Pete Barry (https://freesound.org/people/PeteBarry/) and Shannon Perry.

Sci-Fi Office by Red Sky Lullaby used under license
Party by 7by7, license https://creativecommons.org/publicdomain/zero/1.0/
Slosh by Razzvio, license https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/
Whip crack by CGEffex, license https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/
Exercise machine by CGEffex, license https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/
Bubbles by lonemonk, license https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/
Breaking glass by m1a2t3z4, license https://creativecommons.org/publicdomain/zero/1.0/
Zap by BigKahuna, license https://creativecommons.org/publicdomain/zero/1.0/
Space door by peepholecircus, license https://creativecommons.org/publicdomain/zero/1.0/
Gun cock by SmartWentCody, license https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/
Space bridge by Diboz, license https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/
Ouch! by Adam N, license https://creativecommons.org/publicdomain/zero/1.0/
Wooden destruction by inspectorJ, license https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/
Space engine by Nexotron, license https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/
Water draining by coltures, license https://creativecommons.org/publicdomain/zero/1.0/
Electric sparks by InspectorJ, license https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/
Gasp! by dersuperanton, license https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/
Flying drone by Sheyvan, license https://creativecommons.org/publicdomain/zero/1.0/
Crickets by Defelozedd94, license https://creativecommons.org/publicdomain/zero/1.0/
Popcorn by Sunejackie, license https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

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episode fifty-five: Monkey Man, gather the sweets

Published March 23, 2021

OK, OK, yes, it’s late AGAIN. We know. We’ve been having a really rough time lately, the kids are sick, the roof caved in when we had that thunderstorm last week, and then there was that other thing….

No, you’re right. None of that is true. Our alarm is a bored dude just saying “alarm alarm alarm” over and over, so clearly this is not a well-financed, slick-and-professional thing we’ve got going here.

Throw some money at our Patreon or Kofi, and maybe we can talk about maintaining a schedule. It won’t happen, but we can talk.

TRANSCRIPT

You’ve been listening to…
Sarah Golding as Mrs Sheffield
Lee Shackleford as Pluto
Iri Alexander as Julie
Aaron Clark as Ben
Bonnie Brantley as Donna
Richard Cowen as Tiberius
Kevin Hall as Felonius
Eric Perry as Mr. Southers,
and Richard Nadolny as your Narrator.

Our music is composed and performed by John Faley. Our artwork is by Lucas Elliott. This episode was directed by June Clark Eubanks. Oz 9 is written and produced by Shannon Perry.

Our next episode is extra special, and we’re super excited to bring it to you. Plus, someone else is doing the production, so it’ll probably be on time!

Until then, Space Monkeys!

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episode fifty-four: Remove the bejesus with fear

episode fifty-four: Remove the bejesus with fear

Published March 23, 2021

All the backstory you never wanted and then some. We find out some stuff about Le Bichon Frise, some other stuff about Donna, blah blah blah. Greg falls over at one point, so that’s pretty funny.

I’d say “sorry it’s so late,” but I feel like I ought to be it before I say it. So…. It’s late.

TRANSCRIPT

(You may have to download the transcript in order to see all the pages)

You’ve been listening to:

Bonnie Brantley as Donna and Jessie
Eric Perry as Dr. von Haber Zetzer & Joe
Shannon Perry as Olivia and Madeline
Aaron Clark as Le Bichon Frise
David S. Dear as Dr. Theo Bromae
Kevin Hall as Greg
June Clark Eubanks as the Albatros
Tim Sherburn as Colin
Richard Cowen as Leet
introducing Janis Westin as The Greyhound
Richard Nadolny is our Narrator

Our music is composed and performed by John Faley; our artwork is by Lucas Elliott. This episode was directed by June Clark Eubanks. Oz 9 is written and produced by Shannon Perry.

Don’t forget to check out our Fan Kit, available to download for free from our website, https://oz-9/com.

Until next time, Space Monkeys!

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episode fifty-three: Where’s Grammar Girl when you need her?

episode fifty-three: Where’s Grammar Girl when you need her?

Published February 26, 2021

The universe may be crashing around your ears, but as long as you know the difference between who and whom and how to scoop up a dangling participle, you’ll be all right. It’s kind of like knowing where your towel is.

In this very special episode, a guest pops onto the ship and into Leet’s arms, and for a few moments at least, all seems right with the world.

A very few moments. And not really “right” so much as “slightly less wrong.”

Many thanks to our very special guest, Mignon Fogarty, educator, author, speaker, and host of the brilliant, award-winning Grammar Girl’s Quick and Dirty Tips to Better Writing podcast!

TRANSCRIPT

You’ve been listening to:

Lee Shackleford as Pluto
Sarah Golding as Mrs Sheffield
Bonnie Brantley as Donna
Iri Alexander as Julie
Aaron Clark as Ben and le Bichon Frise
Eric Perry as Mr Southers and Dr. von Haber Zetzer
Mignon Fogarty as the Mime
Kevin Hall as Felonius and Greg
David S. Dear as Dr. Theo Bromae
Tim Sherburn as Colin
Richard Cowen as Leet
June Clark Eubanks as the Albatros
Shannon Perry as Madeline and Olivia
and Richard Nadolny as your Narrator.

Our music is composed and performed by John Faley; our artwork is by Lucas Elliott. This episode was directed by June Clark Eubanks. Oz 9 is written and produced by Shannon Perry.

Until next time, Space Monkeys!

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